The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[Xenos]

Swan.

Hmmm...I need to get that off him if he doesn't need it.

[homer_sapien]

33/20

[homer_sapien]

still 33/20

[sharky]

It's Friday. I'm home from work. It's Joecon weekend. I'm fucking drinking tonight! :D Time to officially make this a drunk-con.

[Dawg99]

greetings folks

[sharky]

Norm!!!

[WeaponXCustoms]

It's Shockwave and Lightfoot.

behind Airtight??? And think what u will about a single card Baroness I promise it'll be miles ahead of the 5 pack, theres no way theyd re-use that when all the other main Cobra Characters are getting re-done. Also there's a Zarana in the pic and they did hint we are getting 2 new females. I'll put my money on Baroness and Zarana for retail

[homer_sapien]

33/19

[homer_sapien]

true. If they redo her well enough I'd still get another Baroness even having the 5 pack one already. She'd just have to really really good. Or there be enough of a figure lull like now where I'm desperate to buy anything new.

[homer_sapien]

33/20.

[OSOK]

...

[OSOK]

is it too early for jack and coke?

[Dawg99]

Norm!!!

someone get this cat a beer damn thirsty up in here

[homer_sapien]

33/19.

[Dawg99]

is it too early for jack and coke?

nope not on a friday
WIN OR LOSE HIT THE BOOZE!!

[OSOK]

nope not on a friday
WIN OR LOSE HIT THE BOOZE!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa

[homer_sapien]

35/19.

[Black Swan]

is it too early for jack and coke?
It is never early too early for that. WooHooo!!!

[OSOK]

It is never early too early for that. WooHooo!!!
whelp, im on my 2nd muahahahahahah no work this weekend, someone is getting pregnant!

[homer_sapien]

33/18.

[homer_sapien]

32/18

[OSOK]

nehhhhhhhhhhh

[homer_sapien]

31/18

[WeaponXCustoms]

whelp, im on my 2nd muahahahahahah no work this weekend, someone is getting pregnant!

LMAO!!!!!!! titties and beer!

[OSOK]

boobs!

[Black Swan]

whelp, im on my 2nd muahahahahahah no work this weekend, someone is getting pregnant!
lol
Since I am only off today and I work the rest the weekend . Looks like it's break out the jaeger too.

[homer_sapien]

31/17

[OSOK]

i think today was national cleavege day

[WeaponXCustoms]

I dont even know what I won, haha...maybe I should check

[homer_sapien]

32/15

[RolandofGilead]

i think today was national cleavege day

Every day should be national cleavage day.

[OSOK]

I dont even know what I won, haha...maybe I should check
i got pics of cleavege that said happy national cleavege day, so im thinking something is going on

[homer_sapien]

33/15

[WeaponXCustoms]

i got pics of cleavege that said happy national cleavege day, so im thinking something is going on

if u got the same ones as me it was an ass...with a bra on it, just sayin

[homer_sapien]

32/15..

[OSOK]

im going back in

[homer_sapien]

38/15

[OSOK]

if u got the same ones as me it was an ass...with a bra on it, just sayin
yeah that was from me ;)

[WeaponXCustoms]

hold ur breath

[homer_sapien]

38/14

[homer_sapien]

37/13

[homer_sapien]

39/13

[homer_sapien]

37/12

[homer_sapien]

37/11

[homer_sapien]

36/11

[WeaponXCustoms]

Homer!

[homer_sapien]

36/10

[homer_sapien]

Boobs!

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0909/keeley-hazell-bikini-calendar-09.jpg

[homer_sapien]

36/8

[homer_sapien]

32/7

[NSP]

Yo!

[homer_sapien]

32/5

[homer_sapien]

31/4

[homer_sapien]

31/4.

[NSP]

what do your numbers mean Homer?

[homer_sapien]

30/4

[homer_sapien]

Its how many emails I have left to check in my 2 email accounts before I leave the thread and go find somthing to eat.

[NSP]

Its how many emails I have left to check in my 2 email accounts before I leave the thread and go find somthing to eat.


haha ok. :D

[homer_sapien]

29 left in the main one. backup account is done for today.

[Black Swan]

Hi NSP !

[homer_sapien]

30.

[homer_sapien]

30..

[Monkeywrench]

hey hey

[homer_sapien]

27.

[homer_sapien]

27..

[Black Swan]

hey hey

Have a horse ?
Sup MW?

[homer_sapien]

26.

[homer_sapien]

25.

[homer_sapien]

23.

[homer_sapien]

22.

[homer_sapien]

20.

[Monkeywrench]

not much. just checking in real quick b4 i go back to work

[homer_sapien]

20..

[homer_sapien]

16.

[homer_sapien]

14.

[homer_sapien]

11.

[homer_sapien]

8..

[homer_sapien]

5..

[Monkeywrench]

^^^^

[homer_sapien]

2..

[homer_sapien]

email is done. looks like I'm out of here as soon as I check how many posts I'm up to in here.

[homer_sapien]

this is post 458. be back for a little bit tomorrow if i can stop harrassing my favorite nurse at dialysis long enough to get on and check here.

[Black Swan]

Wow 458!!!
Good Job !

[Black Swan]

So the march on to 7500 continues...

[daremo]

Post #11111 Get owned by Removable Mask Bolo.

Photos later...

[Black Swan]

don't stop me gotta keep this thing rolling along...

[Black Swan]

Post #11111 Get owned by Removable Mask Bolo.

Photos later...
Interesting...

[Black Swan]

All right. Four planes. Cuban bunker, Russian bunker. munitions dump, troop tents. Four machine gun bunkers. Back here by the drive-in screen are your political prisoners. We'll cause a diversion over here... cut holes in the wire here, fire on all these machine gun positions. The B-Group comes across this area in a flanking maneuver... and when you reach this bunker, you lay down grazing fire on this defilade. I think that's pretty simple. Anybody got any questions so far?

[Black Swan]

What's a "flank?"

[Jettfire]

Still haven't heard from Sho, so I'm just trying to imagine what sort of art he would like for his sketchcard prize.

I'm guessing everybody would like to see what the Baroness looks like when she's roleplaying for Destro in the Castle late at night:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture41989-ccshocard2.jpg

Hope you like it, Sho!

[Black Swan]

What's a "defilade?"

[Black Swan]

still haven't heard from sho, so i'm just trying to imagine what sort of art he would like for his sketchcard prize.

I'm guessing everybody would like to see what the baroness looks like when she's roleplaying for destro in the castle late at night:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture41989-ccshocard2.jpg

hope you like it, sho!
nice !!!

[Black Swan]

What's "grazing fire?"

[Black Swan]

I need a drink.

[Xenos]

alright guys, I'm going to call it a day. I probably won't be on much this weekend, so have fun.

[Black Swan]

Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

[Black Swan]

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

[Sho Nuff]

Still haven't heard from Sho, so I'm just trying to imagine what sort of art he would like for his sketchcard prize.

I'm guessing everybody would like to see what the Baroness looks like when she's roleplaying for Destro in the Castle late at night:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture41989-ccshocard2.jpg

Hope you like it, Sho!

Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breast are kinda small, but that's ok.... kidding.

I LUVS IT.

[Jettfire]

I'm glad you like it! That's a relief. I'm going to get a better scan of it before I put it in the mail.

Did you see the other card?

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture41981-ccshocard1.jpg

[Black Swan]

LOL
That is classic.
I wonder what a Destro one would look like.

[Jettfire]

LOL
That is classic.
I wonder what a Destro one would look like.


The world may never know. Dawg's cards are a little more... traditional.

[Sho Nuff]

The world may never know. Dawg's cards are a little more... traditional.

Pfft...

[Black Swan]

Kinda like how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Sho Nuff]

Kinda like how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

they might know...

http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1889994/cazwell-o.gif

[Sho Nuff]

.... too far

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/ilc6ed.gif

[Black Swan]

http://www.mobiles5.com/files/wallpapers/32953-girl_sexy_sucking_lollipop.girl%20sexy%20sucking%2 0lollipop.jpg

[Sgt Humpty]

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!

Can't count how many times I've shouted this at the top of my lungs...

[WeaponXCustoms]

.... too far

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt145/Firefly1980/Dance%20Off/ilc6ed.gif

LMAO....perfect

[WeaponXCustoms]

at this right Wert might still win my Leatherneck

[OSOK]

*yawn*

[OSOK]

ok then

[OSOK]

smells like popcorn

[OSOK]

and feet

[OSOK]

what the hell? where is everyone?

[OSOK]

ok fine

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/unacceptable-1.png

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/penguins.jpg

[mr pawn]

we're all here at disney joecon getting drunk and buying lots of cool swag, the partys are epic.

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/ThreadKiller.jpg

[mr pawn]

you don't know what your missing

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/elephant.gif

[mr pawn]

this is unacceptable!!!

[OSOK]

YouTube - Slipknot - Dead Memories (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP5PqJpk5lQ)

[mr pawn]

what would corndog think?

[mr pawn]

it sounds likeyour already on pbr15

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/44816-170882-halomotivationalposterjpg-620x.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/LiveInRussiaMotivational.jpg

[OSOK]

this is unacceptable!!!
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Penguin-26985.jpg

[mr pawn]

alrighty then, looks like your having fun all by yourself, time to get back to the joe party at the pool, see ya

[OSOK]

oh my

[OSOK]

YouTube - Slipknot - Sulfur (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAAvNmoqDq0&feature=related)

[OSOK]

im a sinner to most, but a sage by some

[OSOK]

big gulps huh?

[OSOK]

that john denver is full of shit

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Penguinsfff.jpg

[OSOK]

YouTube - Slipknot - Left Behind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rQz0xGaTCE&feature=related)

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/doing_it_wrong_bike.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/TremorsWOG.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/mj-548.jpg

[Jettfire]

This block is cold and empty and brings me no joy.

Where did all of the good times go?

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Funny_Pictures_Halo_Coffee_Break-1.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/2651587715_550bf1fd6c.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/reality-worst-game-ever-motivational-1260822857e.jpg

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/1222100911.jpg

[OSOK]

ah 22,900
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Halo_-_Master_Chief.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Hey OSOK! I gotta PM you! Hang on.

[Black Swan]

Eating. Those mojos sure are tasty.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Om nom om..

[Un-dead Soldier]

Soooo far from 7777

[NSP]

Got done eatin fried catfish! mmmmmmmm

[Unclassified]

plus one for doin' this girl in the basement of the house i'm working on.. no one on the job even knew it, haha.. bravo, bravo....

[NSP]

plus one for doin' this girl in the basement of the house i'm working on.. no one on the job even knew it, haha.. bravo, bravo....


bravo!

[Cobra Terrorist]

Lol, how the hell did this thread get stickied and not sent to spam??

[NSP]

Lol, how the hell did this thread get stickied and not sent to spam??




Hey CT!

[Monkeywrench]

yoyo

[Un-dead Soldier]

Looks like we're moving now!

[Un-dead Soldier]

C'mon guys! Let's get to 7777!

[Jettfire]

Looks like we're moving now!

Yep. Downhill quick.

[NSP]

Isent 7500 next prize?

[Jettfire]

C'mon guys! Let's get to 7777!

That's like twenty minutes away in here.

[Black Swan]

There is a prize at 7500!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Isent 7500 next prize?

Oh yeah I just saw! Ok then, 7500 it is!

[NSP]

Lets go people!

[Un-dead Soldier]

And we're so close! LET'S DO THIS!

[Monkeywrench]

time to spam

[Un-dead Soldier]

Onward to 7500!!

[Cobra Terrorist]

Hey CT!

Yo! :D

[Monkeywrench]

and

[Un-dead Soldier]

Spammy

[Black Swan]

keep it going!!!!

[Monkeywrench]

spam

[Un-dead Soldier]

Spammy Mc Spam Spam

[Monkeywrench]

...............

[Un-dead Soldier]

Spammapalooza!

[NSP]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/PERRY2.jpg

[Black Swan]

loo loo skip to my loo

[Monkeywrench]

$$$$$$

[Un-dead Soldier]

Faster!!

[Cobra Terrorist]

I can't believe all you whores are f'n trolling this thread, just trying to win something. Pathetic.



Woah, wait, is this 7500?

[Un-dead Soldier]

May the spirit of joe never die!

[NSP]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/crazydog.jpg

[Monkeywrench]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/PERRY2.jpg

more

[Black Swan]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/PERRY2.jpg

hey now ...

[Un-dead Soldier]

I can't believe all you whores are f'n trolling this thread, just trying to win something. Pathetic.



Woah, wait, is this 7500?

Yes sir..

[NSP]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/catkaroke.jpg

[Monkeywrench]

jgtrwsfjijhftssewwg

[Un-dead Soldier]

GO!! Eyes on the prize!

[Monkeywrench]

getting closer

[Un-dead Soldier]

About 60 posts to go!

[Black Swan]

The itsy bitsy spider...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Let's move it! ON THE DOUBLE SOLDIERS!

[NSP]

Green eggs and ham

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-iron+grenadiers-picture37068-ig-banner-jf-cu.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

The itsy bitsy spider...

bit my leg and it had to be amputated.

[Black Swan]

Eye of the tiger...

[NSP]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/DANCER1.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Fail

[Monkeywrench]

eye of the monkey

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-iron+grenadiers-picture25331-ig-colors-final.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Pissing tiger, hidden monkey

[NSP]

karate kid

[Monkeywrench]

%#*&!

[Black Swan]

frank and beans!

[NSP]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/IRIEBOOBS.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Weenies & beans!

[Black Swan]

Are you eyeballing me , boy!

[NSP]

abcdefg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Getting closer! Faster faster!!

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture41077-destro-colors-1-cu.jpg

[Monkeywrench]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/IRIEBOOBS.jpg

yup

[Black Swan]

pigs in a blanket

[Un-dead Soldier]

Coo coo cu choo..

[NSP]

hijklmnop

[Un-dead Soldier]

BLT sammich

[NSP]

qrstuvwxyz

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture29648-blowtorch-pencils-1.jpg

[Black Swan]

http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu282/NSP303/IRIEBOOBS.jpg

yummy

[Un-dead Soldier]

Sonic Watermelon Creamslush

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture20758-recondo-pencils-1.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Fried Pepsi

[NSP]

cold cut combo

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture37282-cobracommander-pencils-1.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Getting so close!! Keep going!

[Black Swan]

*swawk*
Polly wanna cracker!

[Monkeywrench]

only a few pages left

[NSP]

WOW! Nice artwork jettfire! Amazing

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture37280-duke-pencils-1.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Big Mac

[Black Swan]

eggs over easy

[NSP]

almost there

[Un-dead Soldier]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture37280-duke-pencils-1.jpg

Epic!

[NSP]

whopper

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-iron+grenadiers-picture38521-ig-ann-1.jpg

[Monkeywrench]

whats the 7500 prize?

[Un-dead Soldier]

FASTER!! We're almost there!

[NSP]

Temple of Doom

[Jettfire]

WOW! Nice artwork jettfire! Amazing

Thanks!

[Cobra Terrorist]

Give it to me!

[Monkeywrench]

moving now

[Un-dead Soldier]

The prize is a custom Leatherneck figure from WXC.

[NSP]

cobraaaaa!

[Monkeywrench]

so close

[Black Swan]

bingo!

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture41079-destro-color-final.png

[Un-dead Soldier]

Almost theeeerrrreeee!! Cmon! I gotta win this one!!

[NSP]

almost

[Monkeywrench]

win?

[Black Swan]

bonanza!

[Jettfire]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-iron+grenadiers-picture34735-ig-logo-3.jpg

[Cobra Terrorist]

Winning