The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[Un-dead Soldier]

i want candy

PM sent

[OSOK]

post pictures of Alaska or GTFO

[Jettfire]

Ah. I don't know. I think it's kind of fun to put them on.

I used to like it a lot more when I had the time. The Rage/Fury broke me. When I saw that sticker sheet, I put it in my file card box and resigned myself to a blank vehicle.

I'll get around to the VAMP someday. Maybe if I plan to do 20 stickers a day I'll have it done by summer.

[Serpymatt]

Endless "STEP" stickers... guess there is no training to teach them about footing :)

[lucard123]

Ok, but how do you know it's a Neo Viper? It could be anything!

You bring up a good point bro.. i just clicked where it sent me from amazon

[Black Swan]

I garage of buried toys.. i want to play at Swan house
lol.

My garage is where I keep all my extras. That i find during the year then around the holidays i donate most of to charity Toys for Tots and the like.

[Xenos]

I used to like it a lot more when I had the time. The Rage/Fury broke me. When I saw that sticker sheet, I put it in my file card box and resigned myself to a blank vehicle.

I'll get around to the VAMP someday. Maybe if I plan to do 20 stickers a day I'll have it done by summer.

Yeah, I definitely don't do them all at once. For Valentine's Day my wife got me a Pit, and it took the better part of two weeks to get all the stickers on that thing.

[Serpymatt]

I used to like it a lot more when I had the time. The Rage/Fury broke me. When I saw that sticker sheet, I put it in my file card box and resigned myself to a blank vehicle.

I'll get around to the VAMP someday. Maybe if I plan to do 20 stickers a day I'll have it done by summer.

I was shocked by the Fury and the HISS, but I saw them as a challenge and revel in my victory :)

[rip_cord]

I enjoy applying the decals.

I have a recently opened VAMP and RAM to decal actually.

It is just a matter of finding the time...but I do enjoy it.

[OSOK]

.............

[Serpymatt]

Press the attack! 5k, we're coming for you!

[Un-dead Soldier]

How about joes doing recon in pretend Alaska which is actually my driveway?

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/un-dead+soldier-albums-joe+pics%21-picture39872-dsc00202.jpg

[lucard123]

lol.

My garage is where I keep all my extras. That i find during the year then around the holidays i donate most of to charity Toys for Tots and the like.

Correction I want to live in Swans garage

[Cdt Weasel]

Doobie doobie doo

[Serpymatt]

First 5k and then the Broadcast Energy Transmitter! This I command!

[Un-dead Soldier]

I was shocked by the Fury and the HISS, but I saw them as a challenge and revel in my victory :)

Try the pit, I got physically sick because the sticker application process is so strenuous.

[lucard123]

we need to go to one word posting again to get to 5k

[Serpymatt]

Peel stick repeat

[Un-dead Soldier]

Correction I want to live in Swans garage

I wanna play at Swan's house!

[lucard123]

go go

[Serpymatt]

we need to go to one word posting again to get to 5k

Where is the honor in that?! :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

we need to go to one word posting again to get to 5k

Joe

[Serpymatt]

We shall meet this 5k on the battlefield!

[Xenos]

I always use tweezers when applying stickers so that I don't get fingerprints on them. How about you guys?

[OSOK]

blow

[Serpymatt]

It will look up at us and say "WHY?!"

[rip_cord]

I always use tweezers when applying stickers so that I don't get fingerprints on them. How about you guys?

I use an exacto knife.

[Serpymatt]

We shall simply look back at it and reply "Because you are not enough to hold us back!"

Show 5k who's boss!

[cake]

for Mr John Jettfire:

dun-dunna-duh-duh. I gots me a case of the JoeCon Blues, dun-dunna-duh-duh. Forums so empty don't know what to do, dun-dunna-duh-duh.

[Black Swan]

I wanna play at Swan's house!
Wow!!!
Look what you all started now.lol

[Xenos]

Has anyone ever used the printable water transfer paper that they sell? Does it work well?

[Serpymatt]

I don't mind doing stickers by hand... fingerprints are no big deal to me

[OSOK]

poop

[Jettfire]

for Mr John Jettfire:

dun-dunna-duh-duh. I gots me a case of the JoeCon Blues, dun-dunna-duh-duh. Forums so empty don't know what to do, dun-dunna-duh-duh.

HAHAHA!

You are my Blues brother.

[Serpymatt]

Press the attack! Or press the attic! Either one!

[Serpymatt]

Duplicate stickers are much easier to place :)

[Jettfire]

I always use tweezers when applying stickers so that I don't get fingerprints on them. How about you guys?

Tweezers are a must. Especially now that the labels are close to microscopic in size.

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'm a soul man!!

[lucard123]

Now that is a cock!

[Serpymatt]

Repeat stick peel!

[cake]

HAHAHA!

You are my Blues brother.

We're on a mission from God

[Un-dead Soldier]

Dadadada!

[Serpymatt]

Almost 200 from 5k! Trample it!

[lucard123]

seriosu I want to get to 5k in teh next 15 min.. can we do it men?

[Serpymatt]

Take it's prizes!

[Un-dead Soldier]

4 posts till 1000!!

[Serpymatt]

Fill it with a sense of "WTF just hit me and where did it go?!"

[Xenos]

Well, I don't really want the 5K prize, and I would feel bad winning a second prize anyways, so I'm going to lunch.

See you all in a few.

[lucard123]

running ahead

[OSOK]

nehhhhhhhhhh

[Un-dead Soldier]

Three!

[Serpymatt]

Don't let Bolo stop you now! :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

Two!

[lucard123]

you are a good man Xenos for wanting to share the prizes out

[Serpymatt]

stickers!

[lucard123]

most us are greedy f#@ks.. i am no exception

[Un-dead Soldier]

You don't find Bolo, Bolo finds you! ONE THOUSAND POSTS ON HISSTANK.COM!!! WOOHOO!!

[Serpymatt]

C'mon Undead!

[rip_cord]

You don't find Bolo, Bolo finds you! ONE THOUSAND POSTS ON HISSTANK.COM!!! WOOHOO!!

Congrats UdS!

[OSOK]

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[Serpymatt]

You don't find Bolo, Bolo finds you! ONE THOUSAND POSTS ON HISSTANK.COM!!! WOOHOO!!

Woohoo!!!!

[OSOK]

22,600 posts on Hisstank, i need a hobby

[Cdt Weasel]

I never post on hisstank

[Black Swan]

You don't find Bolo, Bolo finds you! ONE THOUSAND POSTS ON HISSTANK.COM!!! WOOHOO!!
Congrats UdS!!!

[Serpymatt]

Don't stop now :)

[rip_cord]

22,600 posts on Hisstank, i need a hobby

I figured this WAS your hobby??? :D

[OSOK]

whats the prize for 5000? a kick to the head from bolo?

[Serpymatt]

How soon till 5k?

[lucard123]

brb

[Un-dead Soldier]

Congrats UdS!

Haha thank Rip!

[OSOK]

I figured this WAS your hobby??? :D
beating Hookers is my real passion

[Serpymatt]

POST 5000: Metalpocalypse season 1 and art by llama!
POST 5225: a Pink Trubble with Elite Viper,Desert RAM, and Jungle Terror With Range Viper! (Thanks to Black Swan)

That's what we have coming up relatively soon

[Un-dead Soldier]

Thanks everyone!

[rip_cord]

beating Hookers is my real passion

a MUCH better choice! :D

[Un-dead Soldier]

POST 5000: Metalpocalypse season 1 and art by llama!
POST 5225: a Pink Trubble with Elite Viper,Desert RAM, and Jungle Terror With Range Viper! (Thanks to Black Swan)

That's what we have coming up relatively soon

Not really a metal fan (well a little), but i'm going for 5225!

[Serpymatt]

Keep 'em comin'

[rip_cord]

POST 5000: Metalpocalypse season 1 and art by llama!
POST 5225: a Pink Trubble with Elite Viper,Desert RAM, and Jungle Terror With Range Viper! (Thanks to Black Swan)

That's what we have coming up relatively soon

man, i've only got 34 minutes left...better get posting.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Man I feel good!

[OSOK]

a MUCH better choice! :D
my parents are pretty proud haha

[Un-dead Soldier]

Alright guys! We NEED to get to 5000 FAST!! TURBO POSTING TIME COMMENCE!

[Serpymatt]

Closer to 1k :)

[Serpymatt]

Speed run? Let's finish this level :)

[rip_cord]

my parents are pretty proud haha

i bet they are!!!

have you told your father...'I learned it by watching you.'??? :D

[rip_cord]

Closer to 1k :)

c'mon man...18 in a row!!!

[Black Swan]

Keeping it going guys!

[Serpymatt]

Faster!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Goooo!

[rip_cord]

OK.

[Serpymatt]

Closing in... don't let up :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

Serpy! Actvate MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE SYSTEMS!!

[OSOK]

5000

[Darkseid83]

I hate having to use my phone for posting. It won't let me post pics

[Un-dead Soldier]

Faster everyone! Faster!!

[Serpymatt]

We can make it to 5k...

[rip_cord]

...stay on target...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Gogogogogogogo!!!!!

[Serpymatt]

No Maximum Overdrive... must not let the machines take over!!!!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Fire now!!!

[Serpymatt]

Still stickering! gah! :)

[OSOK]

Die clown!!!

[Un-dead Soldier]

No Maximum Overdrive... must not let the machines take over!!!!

Uh oh...

[rip_cord]

26 mins...

[Serpymatt]

closer and closer

[Un-dead Soldier]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Serpymatt]

1k is within sight!

[OSOK]

whats you favorite color

[Darkseid83]

I have 2 mole pods without terra vipers, if anybody is interested. Lmk

[Serpymatt]

Soon it will be time for lunch :)

[Serpymatt]

Cobra blue of course :)

[Black Swan]

whats you favorite color
taupe

[Serpymatt]

About halfway through sticker madness :)

[Serpymatt]

C'mon folks... less than 150 from 5k... don't let it off that easy :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

We want, a SHRUBBARY!

[rip_cord]

taupe

they say taupe is soothing.

[Serpymatt]

I guess now we can all say we've competed in a 5k race?

[Un-dead Soldier]

do NOT SLOW DOWN!!! WE'RE GETTING CLOSER!!

[Black Swan]

Such determination...

[Un-dead Soldier]

I guess now we can all say we've competed in a 5k race?

Hahaha!

[Serpymatt]

Athletes! :)

[Black Swan]

Round and round she goes where we stop nobody knows!

[Sho Nuff]

random post

[cake]

calculated post

[Sho Nuff]

another random post

[cake]

another calculated response

[Sho Nuff]

and another random post

[Serpymatt]

Don't forget to stretch!

[rip_cord]

...stretching...

[Jettfire]

Alright, putting another prize up on the block.

[Sho Nuff]

Filler post

[Serpymatt]

Fence post

[cake]

and hydrate

[Jettfire]

Let's get the word out about BrokeCon to the uninitiated.

[Black Swan]

Yeah wouldn't want to get a cramp. lol

[Sho Nuff]

another filler post

[cake]

dehydrated post (just add water)

[Serpymatt]

Post hole digger

[Un-dead Soldier]

Getting closer doods!!

[Sho Nuff]

pop and lock

[rip_cord]

posting to post.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Post-its

[Sho Nuff]

uhhhh na na na na

[rip_cord]

obligatory page 490 post.

[Serpymatt]

Post no bills

[Black Swan]

Now this is pod racing!

[cake]

been staring at Sho's sig for so long, when I look away all the other sigs get jittery

[Sho Nuff]

pudding pops

[Serpymatt]

1k posts post! Woot! :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

sticky posts

[Xenos]

I leave for a half hour and you guys can't get to 5000? I am disappoint.

[rip_cord]

post and beam construction

[Sho Nuff]

been staring at Sho's sig for so long, when I look away all the other sigs get jittery

excellent...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Posts out the wazoo!!

[Serpymatt]

Onward to 5k!

[rip_cord]

1k posts post! Woot! :)

Congrats Serpy!!!

[Sho Nuff]

hakuna matata

[rip_cord]

now we're moving!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Fo REEEL!

[Serpymatt]

Post master general

[cake]

this post is brought to you by Mr. Wizard and fluid dynamics!

[Sho Nuff]

What a wonderful phrase

[Un-dead Soldier]

Congrats Serpy! 1K bros!

[Serpymatt]

Less than 100 till the next big scrum! ;)

[Un-dead Soldier]

Getting so close! FASTER!!!

[Sho Nuff]

bangarang

[Serpymatt]

Thanks :)

[rip_cord]

14 minutes til i'm out...

...and hitting up ROSS on the way home,

hoping to score a VAMP for my son!

[cake]

Less than 100 till the next big scrum! ;)

Ha! You said "scrum"

[Sho Nuff]

poop on a stick

[Serpymatt]

Galangalang

[Un-dead Soldier]

Goooooooooooo!

[Sho Nuff]

Jizz pop

[Serpymatt]

14 minutes til i'm out...

...and hitting up ROSS on the way home,

hoping to score a VAMP for my son!

It's pretty cool so far... I think it will be even better when put together :)

[rip_cord]

8 pages in 12 minutes anyone???

[Un-dead Soldier]

SO CLOSE! I CAN SMELL IT! No wait, that's me..

[Black Swan]

1k posts post! Woot! :)
Congrats Serpy!

Scooby Doobie Doo...

[Serpymatt]

Now we're getting somewhere :)

[cake]

Bueller?

[Un-dead Soldier]

Let's go!! Hop to it!

[rip_cord]

It's pretty cool so far... I think it will be even better when put together :)

I might have to 'steal' the Clutch figure, or hopefully find two! :D

[Sho Nuff]

gulp...

[Serpymatt]

Stickerz! (cause they're 'leet)

[Sho Nuff]

push-pop

[rip_cord]

obligatory page 494 post.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Neo Vipers on the roll

[Sho Nuff]

bacon-n-eggs...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cmon!! Almost 60 posts left!

[rip_cord]

5 pages in 10 minutes...

[Serpymatt]

Really? Stickers for the bottom? Is that so when I have Clutch drunk drive and he flips it, the Joes will have more scenery?

[Sho Nuff]

sausage-n-eggs

[Un-dead Soldier]

McGriddle Sammich

[Sho Nuff]

Kumite...

[Serpymatt]

5k has the last piece of the MASS Device! Get it!!!!!!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Berries and Cream! FO SHO!!

[Black Swan]

Green Eggs and Ham.

[cake]

Wait? What were we talking about?

[Serpymatt]

Kumite...

Breaks out the broken glass and the glue

[Sho Nuff]

thump..... thump...

[rip_cord]

passing through the magnetic shield.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Yo Joe!!

[Serpymatt]

You mean someone's actually trying to make sense out of this jumbled mess of 10 conversations? :)

[Sho Nuff]

fudge bar...

[rip_cord]

haha

[Un-dead Soldier]

Gung Ho!!

[Sho Nuff]

2 Guys 1 Horse...

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lol-red-ranger.gif

[Un-dead Soldier]

How low?

[Serpymatt]

less than 50!

[rip_cord]

4 pages, 7 minutes...

[Sho Nuff]

1 Guy 1 Jar...

[Sho Nuff]

1 Priest 1 Nun...

[Serpymatt]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/lol-red-ranger.gif

Absolutely glorious! Saved! :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

Can you go?

[Serpymatt]

Go go gadget posting!

[rip_cord]

5 minutes til ROSS run.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Would you eat it, in a TERRORDROME!!

[Sho Nuff]

Good Luck...

[cake]

1 bourbon, 1 scotch, 1 beer

[Serpymatt]

No surprise attack for 5k! Storm its walls!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Ross has the runs!!

[rip_cord]

Good Luck...

you too.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Storm the walls! SHOW NO MERCY!!

[Serpymatt]

Torches and pitchforks for all!

[Black Swan]

Oh it's so close !I can see the horizon...

[Serpymatt]

Ross has the runs!!

I don't think I remember that Friends episode...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Good luck everyone. I'm not sure how many of you will survive, but your valor will be remembered.

[rip_cord]

i just want to see who wins...

[Black Swan]

Crunch time baby. Crunch time!

[Jettfire]

Yeah, we've gone plaid for sure.

[Serpymatt]

Last burst up the hill... don't stop now! :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

I don't think I remember that Friends episode...

*Que Friends theme song*

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/pussinboots.gif

[rip_cord]

2 pages, 2 minutes...

[Jettfire]

I predict Sho. His sniping skills are magical.

[Serpymatt]

I will consider this part of my mental training for Warrior Dash :)

[cake]

Yeah, we've gone plaid for sure.

YouTube - Spaceballs - They've gone into plaid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7VWcuVOf0)

[Un-dead Soldier]

Keep going!! Show no fear!

[rip_cord]

win?

[Jettfire]

5K then a nap. Watch.

[Black Swan]

Cowabunga!

[Serpymatt]

Bard cats for the win!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Almost there!!! Keep going! Keep going!

[Jettfire]

Last year's BrokeCon is pailing by comparison.

[Serpymatt]

Preparing for the swoop of doom? Attack the battlements!

[Black Swan]

Holla!

[Sho Nuff]

I predict Sho. His sniping skills are magical.

I already have the DVD. ;)

[lucard123]

hello

[Un-dead Soldier]

Sooo close!! Goooo!!

[Jettfire]

Someone got it.

[rip_cord]

winner winner, chicken dinner

[RogueWingnut]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d114/Wingnut98/Funny%20Shit/bhs6lg.gif