The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[RolandofGilead]

Be sure to fill this up. I've got a meeting in 10 minutes and would like to come back and win something.

[Un-dead Soldier]

I return!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Now who here is ready for some good times?

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'll post more pics to entertain...

[Darkseid83]

im pretty fly, for a white guy

Not true

[Un-dead Soldier]

More winter pics:
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/un-dead+soldier-albums-joe+pics%21-picture39872-dsc00202.jpg

[Darkseid83]

I needs to be entertained

[Un-dead Soldier]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/un-dead+soldier-albums-joe+pics%21-picture39876-dsc00206.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/un-dead+soldier-albums-joe+pics%21-picture39875-dsc00205.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

My entry into the POC fanart contest a while back:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/un-dead+soldier-albums-joe+pics%21-picture34730-gi-joe-pursuit-cobra-fanart.jpg

[Darkseid83]

Anybody just wanna give me some stuff and call it a prize?

[Darkseid83]

Worst prize, syphillis

[Un-dead Soldier]

I bet we'll have a winner before the hour is out

[Darkseid83]

My entry into the POC fanart contest a while back:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/un-dead+soldier-albums-joe+pics%21-picture34730-gi-joe-pursuit-cobra-fanart.jpg

U have recondo hair, I like it overall

[OSOK]

Worst prize, syphillis
lmao!

[Darkseid83]

I bet we'll have a winner before the hour is out

I'm trying

[Darkseid83]

Kinda bad prize, ugly chick with a hot body and low self esteem

[Un-dead Soldier]

U have recondo hair, I like it overall

Yeah, I drew this before I had any of the POC figures or vehicles, so I had to use crappy photos online as a reference. I didn't realize that Recondo was bald until I got the figure itself over a month later. I'm glad you like it though!

[Darkseid83]

Yeah, I drew this before I had any of the POC figures or vehicles, so I had to use crappy photos online as a reference. I didn't realize that Recondo was bald until I got the figure itself over a month later. I'm glad you like it though!

I gotcha, just say its a throw back to the original

[Un-dead Soldier]

Doo de do do..

[Un-dead Soldier]

Movin' along...

[zx670]

The thread is picking up now.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Singin' a song...

[Un-dead Soldier]

pickin' up tempo...

[homer_sapien]

45 more minutes.

[Un-dead Soldier]

*reading Mark Bellmo's Ultimate Guide to GI Joe*

[Darkseid83]

Ok I'm back

[OSOK]

i pooped

[Un-dead Soldier]

I really want to get my hands on the 2nd volume of his book. I've read the first volume to death.

[Darkseid83]

Also I decided that the 5pte figs would be for post 1k

[lucard123]

I can not go this year because I am broke.. I lost my job 2 weeks before my beautiful daughter was born and all the belts had to be tightened.. especially the "gi joe" belts those were the infamous words of my wife. I am getting to spend some time with my new born daughter which is a good thing and hopefully next year I will get to be there with you guys at the Con!

[homer_sapien]

Heh. I had post 179. I was in Troop 179 when I was a Boy Scout.

[Un-dead Soldier]

i pooped

Haha OSOK! How's about you humor us with your internet funnies?

[Un-dead Soldier]

So we have 5 or 7 people monitoring this thread, goodie.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Or I think it's more

[OSOK]

Haha OSOK! How's about you humor us with your internet funnies?
my humor?

[Un-dead Soldier]

post 190! We're getting closer!

[Darkseid83]

i pooped

U didnt say u were donating prizes too

[OSOK]

what post are we getting to?

[Un-dead Soldier]

my humor?

Indeed good sir. How about that peguin who finds everything acceptable, when it is unacceptable for a penguin to wear a robe and drink a martini.

[Darkseid83]

250

[homer_sapien]

40 minutes left for me.

[Un-dead Soldier]

You see? I say the wierdest things when I'm bored out of my mind.

[Un-dead Soldier]

But that will surely change once we get closer to 250

[Un-dead Soldier]

Alright! Almost 50 posts left! Let's go for broke!

[Darkseid83]

Today is going so slow

[Un-dead Soldier]

Turbo poster activate!

[OSOK]

Indeed good sir. How about that peguin who finds everything acceptable, when it is unacceptable for a penguin to wear a robe and drink a martini.
the penguin is no laughing matter

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Penguin-26985.jpg

[Darkseid83]

Alright! Almost 50 posts left! Let's go for broke!

I'm already broke

[homer_sapien]

38 minutes left.

[Un-dead Soldier]

202!

[OSOK]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Penguinsfff.jpg

[Jettfire]

Last year's BrokeCon thread still ranks as one of my favorite threads of all time.

Here are a few of the sketchcards I drew up and gave away as prizes:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture32258-zartancard2.jpg

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture32257-zaranacard1.jpg

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture30676-flintcard1.jpg

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/jettfire-albums-joe+art-picture30677-ladyjayecard1.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Messed up again!

[OSOK]

I'm already broke
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/unacceptable-1.png

[Darkseid83]

Damn cowboy penguins, shit hasn't been the sme since they started coming around

[lucard123]

Jetfire the
artwork is very cool

[Darkseid83]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/unacceptable-1.png

Agreed

[Un-dead Soldier]

Getting closer!

[Un-dead Soldier]

This IS unacceptable!

[Troynos]

Penguins rock.

My girlfriend is a teacher and her class adopted a penguin in Peru years ago. So now the classes get her stuffed penguins all the time. She has a ton of 'em.

And yes, sometime we will be taking a trip to go see the penguin.

[Un-dead Soldier]

215!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Maybe I should stop counting...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Racking up posts

[OSOK]

Penguins rock.

My girlfriend is a teacher and her class adopted a penguin in Peru years ago. So now the classes get her stuffed penguins all the time. She has a ton of 'em.

And yes, sometime we will be taking a trip to go see the penguin.
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/Penguin-26985.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Hey I just made it to 600! Yay me!

[OSOK]

Racking up posts
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/From-Dusk-Till-Dawn-photo-12.jpg

[Darkseid83]

I wanna see a penguin fight a wombat

[lucard123]

She adopted a penguin? they send her a picture of it.. i am thinking like teh late night commercials.. we will send you a picture of your penguin and the difference you are making..

[zx670]

Last year's BrokeCon thread still ranks as one of my favorite threads of all time.

Here are a few of the sketchcards I drew up and gave away as prizes:


More more!

Btw, you working on Night Terrors again? I see your avatar changed.

250?

[homer_sapien]

Hurry up. I want to see who gets post 250 before I go.

[Un-dead Soldier]

602!

[OSOK]

Hey I just made it to 600! Yay me!
http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/218.jpg

[lucard123]

thats cool though and the kids appreciated it and she gets all the stuffed penguins she can handle

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cmon baby!!!!

[Jettfire]

How's this? First poster to own a page in here gets 2 full color sketchcards of the character of their choice. It can be Joe related, superhero, ThunderCats, My Little Pony, whatever.

Own the page, PM me the page # and your mailing info, get 2 sketchcards.

[homer_sapien]

Penguin. That is all.

[zx670]

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr332/osok2000/218.jpg

Creepy.

[Un-dead Soldier]

230!

[lucard123]

liek have all the posts on one page?

[Darkseid83]

Congrats on 600

[lucard123]

I think I can I think I can

[Un-dead Soldier]

Yeah FTW!

[Darkseid83]

Sweet

[Jettfire]

More more!

Btw, you working on Night Terrors again? I see your avatar changed.

250?

We'll get some more up here, for sure.

I'm always kind of working on it on some level. I think you caught me in mid-avatar change.

[Un-dead Soldier]

almost!

[Troynos]

Spam?

[lucard123]

Roll teh dice daddy needs a new pair of joes!

[Darkseid83]

Let it be me

[Un-dead Soldier]

Getting closer! SOOO CLOSE!

[Troynos]

Spam is yummy.

[lucard123]

damn it so close

[Jettfire]

liek have all the posts on one page?

Yep, it's just that easy.

It'll probably have to happen in the wee hours of the morning, but hopefully someone can do it!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Five!!

[Troynos]

I'm having venison burgers for supper tonight.

[lucard123]

me me me

[Un-dead Soldier]

Aaagh! Cmon!

[Troynos]

Dammit, missed by one

[homer_sapien]

30 minutes.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Noooooooo!

[Darkseid83]

My phone quit posting, bullshit

[Un-dead Soldier]

So close!

[Darkseid83]

Dammit

[Jettfire]

I already love this thread. Thanks, Llama!

[lucard123]

Yesss!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Aw well... ON TO 500!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Congrats Lucard!

[Black Llama]

So we have 5 or 7 people monitoring this thread, goodie.

Oh there will be more, like blood for the sharks, they will come.

[lucard123]

owning a page wont happen till really late at night but the sketches will be awesome Jettfire...
Llama.. thank you!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Alright, let's post as fast as we can so we can get to 500 within the next 2 to 3 hours!

[homer_sapien]

24 minutes left.

[lucard123]

Thank you Un-dead.. I appreciate it. And there will be many people monitoring this page

[Un-dead Soldier]

Oh there will be more, like blood for the sharks, they will come.

duu du duu du du du du du du du du du...

[Darkseid83]

Definitely will own 2 pages, I don't sleep a lot

[Jettfire]

owning a page wont happen till really late at night but the sketches will be awesome Jettfire...
Llama.. thank you!

Gotta make it a challenge!

[RogueWingnut]

Gotta make it a challenge!

Owning a page on a hot thread is a badge of honor.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Thank you Un-dead.. I appreciate it. And there will be many people monitoring this page

Sure thing bro! As I said before, tankers are awesome, I should make that my new sig, but Bolo would strangle me.

[Jettfire]

My poor F5 key...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Hey, now we're getting close to 300.

[zx670]

Oops, think I missed it

[homer_sapien]

23 minutes left.

[Un-dead Soldier]

I hope my F5 key doesn't die on me before we get to the Alley Viper

[Darkseid83]

Jf, u know I've been wanting some of your art, so i'll definitely be trying for that. I already know what I wasnt too, it'll just be line work and I will probably use it as a stencil for an upcoming tattoo

[RogueWingnut]

Simple macro auto-refreshes every 10sec. :)

[Un-dead Soldier]

I want an Alley Viper! Pickins suck out here in CO.

[Serpymatt]

I want a Cobra Con!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/Serpymatt/Fun%20Joe%20Stuff/ccserp2.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

But at least we got ROSS

[homer_sapien]

My poor F5 key...

I don't have an F5 key.

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'll be back...

[Serpymatt]

What are we working for now?

[RogueWingnut]

First to 500 wins a POC Alley Viper.

[Jettfire]

I don't have an F5 key.

Maybe someone will give one up in here as a prize.

[RogueWingnut]

But at least we got ROSS

Someone totally needs to make a Ross Run this weekend and offer it to the first NorthEaster who hits like 800 lol

[zx670]

We'll get some more up here, for sure.

I'm always kind of working on it on some level. I think you caught me in mid-avatar change.

I thought about it way too late and therefore never got in touch with you, but I would have loved to commission a Destro piece for Mr. Hama to sign at the con.

Or that may be sacrelige since it isn't a comic with his writing, but I'd still have liked that.

[RolandofGilead]

Dammit, meeting took too long. Looks like we're heading for the next prize at 500.

[RogueWingnut]

Onward!!!!!

[Serpymatt]

This is why Shipwreck shouldn't be allowed near a Con

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/Serpymatt/Fun%20Joe%20Stuff/ship01.jpg

Or maybe it is more reason for him TO make it :)

[homer_sapien]

15 minutes.

[Jettfire]

I thought about it way too late and therefore never got in touch with you, but I would have loved to commission a Destro piece for Mr. Hama to sign at the con.

Or that may be sacrelige since it isn't a comic with his writing, but I'd still have liked that.

Trust me, my stuff ain't worthy.

I almost asked one of the IG's going to bring a book for me to get signed by him.

[lucard123]

I made a Ross run yesterday but I think here in teh northeast we just dont have anything.. I did see a fury

[Serpymatt]

Con bodyguard? T Viper fears no man.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/Serpymatt/Fun%20Joe%20Stuff/tviper.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

Where did OSOK go?
Is this that brief period where he's reloading his beerkeg?

[RogueWingnut]

Trust me, my stuff ain't worthy.

I almost asked one of the IG's going to bring a book for me to get signed by him.

Bro, some of your stuff is most definately worthy.

[wormser]

i need a new job so i can go to joecon next year

[Darkseid83]

Where did OSOK go?
Is this that brief period where he's reloading his beerkeg?

He mentioned something about there being a hooker that needed beating

[homer_sapien]

Dialysis is done. Bye.

[Jettfire]

i need a new job so i can go to joecon next year

JoeCon inferior. BrokeCon superior!

[Jettfire]

Dialysis is done. Bye.

Don't give up, dude!

You can beat this!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Alrighty I'm back! So where do we stand? Any new prizes added?

[Darkseid83]

Momentum is slacking off again

[Jettfire]

Man, only eight posts away from winning my own prize.

[Jettfire]

Thanks for the block, gentlemen!

[RolandofGilead]

What were you offering?

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'd like to win some art. Things will die down after midnight.

[Darkseid83]

Thanks for the block, gentlemen!

Yw, like I said I want some art by u for a tattoo

[Un-dead Soldier]

Let the page owning, begin!

[zx670]

Trust me, my stuff ain't worthy.

I almost asked one of the IG's going to bring a book for me to get signed by him.

Bah, very worthy, dude.

And that reminds me I need to dig through my comics and pick out one to bring for that reason.

[Un-dead Soldier]

art is good

[Un-dead Soldier]

Yeah jet, you got skillz with a z!

[zx670]

So there was a prize looming and I didn't even know?

[Un-dead Soldier]

moving along here...

[Un-dead Soldier]

ok for those of you who didn't read, if you own a page (get 10 posts in a row) you get a piece of Jetfire's art! Pretty sick if I do say so myself.

[Jettfire]

What were you offering?

How's this? First poster to own a page in here gets 2 full color sketchcards of the character of their choice. It can be Joe related, superhero, ThunderCats, My Little Pony, whatever.

Own the page, PM me the page # and your mailing info, get 2 sketchcards.

I just quoted myself. That's lamer than JoeCon.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Oh, that's even better!

[Darkseid83]

I thought u had to own 2 pages

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'll try!

[Un-dead Soldier]

I want some art!

[Jettfire]

This is an even worthier prize: if you're the poster to block a page owning, you get 2 full color sketchcards of the character of your choice.

Just be the guy to post right as someone is about to own a page and the prize is yours! Block the page, PM me the page # and your mailing info, get 2 sketchcards.

You may make an enemy, but you'll win some "art"!

[Black Llama]

me me me

Awesome.

Send me a pm with your name and address and I'll get your 2010 Con figure out to you. I may throw something else cool in the envelope!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Chum is Fum!

[zx670]

I just quoted myself. That's lamer than JoeCon.

Ah ok, there's no way in hell I'm winning that one. But I'll be at Con so probably better someone not going will win.

And a nice prize that is.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Aw I was on my way

[Un-dead Soldier]

poop

[Darkseid83]

Btw, anybody know anything about the convention exclusive iron mech from 2005?

[Un-dead Soldier]

Let's see when I can make it to 700 posts

[Un-dead Soldier]

cmon doods!

[sharky]

This is more fun than the Slaughtergate thread.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cobra Fury rulz!

[zx670]

Chum is Fun!

Only until you need a bigger boat.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Agh! Blocked again!

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'll work on it!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Chumy chum chum

[Black Llama]

This is more fun than the Slaughtergate thread.

With a lot less bitching!

[Un-dead Soldier]

getting there

[Un-dead Soldier]

Blocked again!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Crapola on a cracker!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Ritz cracters are tasty!

[zx670]

This is more fun than the Slaughtergate thread.

That was fun?

[RolandofGilead]

I'm too tired to work.

[Un-dead Soldier]

16 round buttery crackers!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Crap! I was up to 4!

[Un-dead Soldier]

I'm too procrasty to work

[Un-dead Soldier]

lol, procrasty..that's gold

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cmon, over four!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Almost! Gotta get there!

[Black Llama]

I'm surprised Tunnel Rat hasn't sniffed this thread out yet. I think he won like 50% of the prizes last year.

It's still early though.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cmon six! Lets go!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Nooooooo! I was halfway there!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Doodie! Dooooooooodie!

[RolandofGilead]

I'm surprised Tunnel Rat hasn't sniffed this thread out yet. I think he won like 50% of the prizes last year.

It's still early though.

I still want to know how he did that.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Aw well, I'll try again

[Jettfire]

I'm surprised Tunnel Rat hasn't sniffed this thread out yet. I think he won like 50% of the prizes last year.

It's still early though.

That's right! I forgot about that.

I don't know if I've seen a post of his since then.

[Black Llama]

I still want to know how he did that.

I think he had some kind of something going on. No one's that lucky imho.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Hmmmmm....

[Un-dead Soldier]

Man, my refreshing is slow

[Darkseid83]

Keep on trying

[Un-dead Soldier]

Yo joe!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Rollin'...rollin'...rollin' like a river!

[Un-dead Soldier]

*facepalm*

[Un-dead Soldier]

Hey, has anyone here entered the Supercharge promotion? Has any one of ya'l' gotten an item yet?

[Un-dead Soldier]

post 365!

[Un-dead Soldier]

Finally, I got it right!

[Darkseid83]

I have to use my phone and its way worse than f5 trying to refresh

[Black Llama]

**wonders if we'll get indead soldier up to 1000 posts before today's over with.....***

[Un-dead Soldier]

Cmon 7 baby!

[Un-dead Soldier]

**wonders if we'll get indead soldier up to 1000 posts before today's over with.....***

I bet we will

[cake]

page 38...

[Un-dead Soldier]

Racking up more posts

[RolandofGilead]

Can we slow it down a bit. I have to go to lunch and I don't want to miss my new Alley Viper.

[Un-dead Soldier]

Page 38 it is

[Un-dead Soldier]

Al aboard the Coal Train!

[Jettfire]

Can we slow it down a bit. I have to go to lunch and I don't want to miss my new Alley Viper.

I don't think this train slows down until Monday.

[Un-dead Soldier]

FULL SPEED AHEAD!! MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!! Naw you're good bro. There is no way we're gonna get to 500 within the next hour. Heck, we still have to get to 400.

[Black Llama]

Have you seen the movie unstoppable? it's like that here, but with way more gratuitous beaver shots.....

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/NorthAmerica/images/LargeBeaverPhoto.jpg

[Un-dead Soldier]

Slooooooowwwwwwiiiinnn doooooooooowwwwwwnnnn.....

[Un-dead Soldier]

chuga........chuga.......chuga....

[OSOK]

what the hell

[Darkseid83]

Anf stop

[Un-dead Soldier]

what what the hell?

[kneroh]

Holy shit?!? This thread was at 7 pages just a couple of hours ago.

[Un-dead Soldier]

That's progress for ya.

[Black Llama]

Alley viper love in approx. 110 posts.

[OSOK]

nehhhhhhh

[Darkseid83]

Keep on, keepin on

[Darkseid83]

Run it

[sharky]

If you want to feel funky, feel free
please don't get that funk on me

[Darkseid83]

Own it

[OSOK]

watch it go

[Un-dead Soldier]

Alley Viper lovin

[Darkseid83]

If you want to feel funky, feel free
please don't get that funk on me

Ajax won't take it off

[sharky]

I would just like to point out that so far we have all been posting and this thread hasn't gone to spam yet. :D

[Un-dead Soldier]

Huh, well waddya know

[sharky]

your pork and beans are ready

[Un-dead Soldier]

post # 400 for me!

[OSOK]

i love bipolar chicks, you date a different girl everyday!

[sharky]

heck no, it's gonna be me

[Jettfire]

No spam here.

[Un-dead Soldier]

cmon!

[Darkseid83]

I would just like to point out that so far we have all been posting and this thread hasn't gone to spam yet. :D

Thats because there is a purpose to all the random posts

[Un-dead Soldier]

Poop, I was close