The OFFICAL 2011 BROKE/DRUNK CON THREAD

[monkeywrench1988]

thanks for the slaughter incentive

[homer_sapien]

white wedding

[Black Swan]

HAHA.

How u be?

[homer_sapien]

Save me Jeebus!

[monkeywrench1988]

brb, opening another window to go to Pandora on

[Black Llama]

Ok..... I have it. The best prize ever. You are all going to be amazed.

[Black Swan]

Can't wait ...

[Black Llama]

This is going to be the most epic of giveaways. Nothing like it ever.

[homer_sapien]

I want to invent a time machine so I can go back to the 80's and go to Child World and Toys R Us for old toys.

[Darkseid83]

Ok..... I have it. The best prize ever. You are all going to be amazed.

Don't keep me in suspense

[wertdog91]

You can observe a lot just by watching.
-- Yogi Berra

[Black Llama]

Really, you are all not prepared enough for the challenge that awaits you. It will require skill.

[Serpymatt]

Epic giveaway you say? Intrigued...

[Black Swan]

You know if it's epic it has to be good.

[wertdog91]

Don't keep me in suspense

Yea, come on Llama

[Serpymatt]

Workout done... time for shower and then pictures of the Joe prizes I have for my Relay donation thread

[lucard123]

Dont hate because they are going to kick major ass

[Black Llama]

This challenge will require determination.

http://thequickanddirtydirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Determination.png

[homer_sapien]

Rebel Yell

[wertdog91]

Skill, I have a Skillz saw

[wertdog91]

This challenge will require determination.

http://thequickanddirtydirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Determination.png

Hahaha

[wertdog91]

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
-- Lou Holtz

[Darkseid83]

Really, you are all not prepared enough for the challenge that awaits you. It will require skill.

I gots skillz that pays my billz, that why I live in a box

[monkeywrench1988]

listening to The Iron Maiden station, first up, Run To The Hills

[wertdog91]

The pitcher has got only a ball. I've got a bat. So the percentage of weapons is in my favor and I let the fellow with the ball do the fretting.
-- Hank Aaron

[Black Llama]

It will require all that you can give.

http://masten-space.com/images/persistence.jpg

[homer_sapien]

Sluggy Freelance - Comic for 03/30/11 (http://www.sluggy.com/)

[wertdog91]

Come on Llama, what is it?

[lucard123]

We need to kick it up a notch.. when is this over? when Joe Con is over?

[monkeywrench1988]

come on Thundercracker, we want to know!

[wertdog91]

Your killing us

[lucard123]

I had one of those contests in high school and I couldnt touch it for week when i would pee without being reminded how dumb that "amount of determination" was

[monkeywrench1988]

Run For Your Life!

[wertdog91]

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

[Black Llama]

The first person

[monkeywrench1988]

Electric Eye

[lucard123]

Me i am first

[homer_sapien]

float like a butterfly

[wertdog91]

I had one of those contests in high school and I couldnt touch it for week when i would pee without being reminded how dumb that "amount of determination" was

Hahaha, fucked the skenck with the clap did you

[Black Llama]

To post

[monkeywrench1988]

to what, post after you?

[Xenos]

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.
-- Lou Holtz

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
-- George Brett

[lucard123]

nude picture of OSAk?

[monkeywrench1988]

seriously, what do we have to do

[Black Llama]

a picture of 20 PoC Arctic Destro's in any given store will win......

[homer_sapien]

sting like a bee

[lucard123]

You dont want to know wrench

[monkeywrench1988]

so who are Ax and Crush on the grens?

[wertdog91]

a picture of 20 PoC Arctic Destro's in any given store will win......

Yea like thats gonna happen

[monkeywrench1988]

ahhh, bugger

[homer_sapien]

crud. my store only has 19 destros :(

[monkeywrench1988]

yeah, not for me anyway

[wertdog91]

Oh Artic Destros, Ill be right back

[homer_sapien]

Why are there no Grape Starburst?

[monkeywrench1988]

next up, War Pigs I think

[Darkseid83]

My stores either don't have joes or have spin kick SE

[wertdog91]

Damn less than 200 to go boys

[homer_sapien]

I want pizza

[Darkseid83]

I wanna hiss

[Black Llama]

Really now, the prize is awesome!

[wertdog91]

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

[homer_sapien]

I should eat lunch soon.

[wertdog91]

Ill have to try this. I know there are atleat that many in the two I go to

[homer_sapien]

flesh for fantasy

[lucard123]

Whats the prize? I might have to buy some at toys r us return to target.. then sneak in with them place them in the isle.. get caught for shplifting when they think i am putting them all back in my bag...

[Black Llama]

Well, the prize is epic. It's going to remain a secret. Rest assured it's better than **ANYTHING** on the list so far.

[lucard123]

Football is luck? who said that?

[monkeywrench1988]

yep, war pigs

[homer_sapien]

brb. have to get food before we get too close to 2500

[monkeywrench1988]

eh, I'd try but there isn't anywhere near me that gets in joes

[lucard123]

i am thinking my store probably only has around 10

[monkeywrench1988]

just joined Pandora today

[Xenos]

Man, a couple of the Targets around me have to have 20, but there is no way I can get to one until late tonight.

[wertdog91]

Football is luck? who said that?

Shula

[wertdog91]

just joined Pandora today

Its pretty fucking sweet

[lucard123]

Xenos go for it bro

[wertdog91]

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

[monkeywrench1988]

Battery, gonna get some lunch myself, brb

[wertdog91]

Epic Prize? Better then the rest? A pic of Osok in a rabbit costume?

[Black Llama]

Man, a couple of the Targets around me have to have 20, but there is no way I can get to one until late tonight.

I have a feeling you'll have time :D I don't think many people realize what 20 of the same figure on the pegs looks like! I will almost call it that this photo will come from someone at a Target.

[homer_sapien]

somebody stole my tuna

[wertdog91]

After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.

[wertdog91]

I have a feeling you'll have time :D I don't think many people realize what 20 of the same figure on the pegs looks like! I will almost call it that this photo will come from someone at a Target.



Oh you know it

[wertdog91]

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

[wertdog91]

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

[homer_sapien]

i forgot what i was going to post here

[wertdog91]

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

[lucard123]

I agree i know i thought my target was filled with wildbills when tehy first came out and they had about 14.. I thought they had 25-30

[wertdog91]

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.

[homer_sapien]

post 1,000,000 gets a USS Flagg!

[wertdog91]

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

[wertdog91]

post 1,000,000 gets a USS Flagg!

Yea OK

[homer_sapien]

sweet sixteen

[wertdog91]

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

[wertdog91]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[Darkseid83]

post 1,000,000 gets a USS Flagg!

Somebody will hold u to that

[wertdog91]

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

[homer_sapien]

Tank!

[wertdog91]

Somebody will hold u to that

Especially the way this is going

[Black Swan]

F5
f5
f5
f5
f5

[Serpymatt]

I have no Joes in my Wal mart, so this will have to do... 24 in stock :)

Amazon.com: G.I. Joe Pursuit of Cobra 3 3/4 Inch Action Figure Arctic Threat Destro: Toys & Games (http://www.amazon.com/Pursuit-Action-Figure-Arctic-Threat/dp/B003QEBYZC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1301509038&sr=8-1)

What do I win? :)

[wertdog91]

Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

[Darkseid83]

It's better to have loved and lost than to have never gotten syphillis

[wertdog91]

I have no Joes in my Wal mart, so this will have to do... 24 in stock :)

Amazon.com: G.I. Joe Pursuit of Cobra 3 3/4 Inch Action Figure Arctic Threat Destro: Toys & Games (http://www.amazon.com/Pursuit-Action-Figure-Arctic-Threat/dp/B003QEBYZC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1301509038&sr=8-1)

What do I win? :)

A Bronski from Osok

[lucard123]

if we dont pick it up I doubt we will get anywhere close by the end of Joe Con

[wertdog91]

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

[Black Swan]

Come on Llama, what is it?

Well, the prize is epic. It's going to remain a secret. Rest assured it's better than **ANYTHING** on the list so far.
Come on Llama, what is it?
Is it better than an oompa loompa?
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lib8px2DLS1qcp5gmo1_500.jpg

[homer_sapien]

Somebody will hold u to that

anybody have a Flagg I could borrow for a little bit?

[Serpymatt]

Oh, and here's a pic :)

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/Serpymatt/24destros.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

A Bronski from Osok

As in Wolf Bronski?
Anyone get the reference?

[lucard123]

Nice try very creative.. I think you should get teh fart bag

[wertdog91]

Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.

[homer_sapien]

I want an oompa loompa

[wertdog91]

oh, and here's a pic :)

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/serpymatt/24destros.jpg



moc

[homer_sapien]

Cradle of Love

[Black Swan]

As in Wolf Bronski?
Anyone get the reference?

ExoSquad ???

BTW Nice sig RW!

[wertdog91]

I want an oompa loompa

Same here. Like Weeman from Jackass skating as one. Awesome

[RogueWingnut]

ExoSquad ???

BTW Nice sig RW!

*DING*
We have a Winner.
Would anyone be interested if I put an MIB ExoSquad E-Frame into the Tussle?

[homer_sapien]

235 to HISS time

[wertdog91]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

[Xenos]

As in Wolf Bronski?
Anyone get the reference?

Exo Squad. Best cartoon of the 90's.

And a really cool toyline. I still regret passing up the super neo sapien the one chance I had to get it.

[wertdog91]

I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen

[Darkseid83]

Is it bad that I would totally bang a female oompa loompa?

[Serpymatt]

Aww, c'mon... I had to have won! ;)

[RogueWingnut]

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Hence why I'm on a boat and you're standing on the beach staring at my Yacht bitch.

[wertdog91]

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'

[Darkseid83]

*DING*
We have a Winner.
Would anyone be interested if I put an MIB ExoSquad E-Frame into the Tussle?

That would rock actually, loved exo squad

[RogueWingnut]

Is it bad that I would totally bang a female oompa loompa?

If you're that bad off, I can give you a list of websites.

[Xenos]

ExoSquad ???

BTW Nice sig RW!

Man, things move fast in this thread. Not only did you get this in before I could, but there were like ten posts in between!

[homer_sapien]

She's a Witch!

[Black Swan]

http://www.timebombtshirts.com/acatalog/i-love-midgets.jpg

[RogueWingnut]

Man, things move fast in this thread. Not only did you get this in before I could, but there were like ten posts in between!

Rev up the RPMs son.
These here be faster waters.

[wertdog91]

If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

[homer_sapien]

She turned me into a newt.

[RogueWingnut]

http://www.timebombtshirts.com/acatalog/i-love-midgets.jpg

Saw it coming.
Dated one too.

[wertdog91]

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

[Darkseid83]

If you're that bad off, I can give you a list of websites.

Bad off, u misunderstand, I wanna get her airborne.

[monkeywrench1988]

Leper Messiah

[RogueWingnut]

Bad off, u misunderstand, I wanna get her airborne.

I can still give you a list of websites. :)

[wertdog91]

Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!

[Black Swan]

Man, things move fast in this thread. Not only did you get this in before I could, but there were like ten posts in between!
Magic dude . I'm in like Flynn...

[homer_sapien]

I got better.

[wertdog91]

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

[Darkseid83]

I can still give you a list of websites. :)

Well, since you're offering

[monkeywrench1988]

What floats in water?

[homer_sapien]

I'm a Lumberjack!

[Serpymatt]

Can anyone withstand Kung Fu Treachery?!

[wertdog91]

My decals yet again didnt come today. And usually the rule of thumb for MauraderJohns is like three days, so it looks like my guns will arrive first

[monkeywrench1988]

Ducks!

[homer_sapien]

and I'm OK

[monkeywrench1988]

The Trooper, awesome song

[wertdog91]

Looks like before 4pm we'll hit it boys

[Darkseid83]

My decals yet again didnt come today. And usually the rule of thumb for MauraderJohns is like three days, so it looks like my guns will arrive first

What guns did u order?

[Xenos]

Man, at the rate this is going 2500 is going to happen while I am at lunch. I need you guys to either pick it up or slow it down, but the current pace really isn't going to work for me.

[OSOK]

alright sluts

[RogueWingnut]

Well, since you're offering

Trebuchet Construction, Catapault Construction, or Midget Spinners gone Wild?

[homer_sapien]

I sleep all night

[89PILOT]

Hurry up ATC!!!

[monkeywrench1988]

uh-oh, OSOK's in now, this will go fast

[wertdog91]

What guns did u order?

The assault team sniper rifle, grenade gun and I cant for the life of me think of the other 4

[OSOK]

lets do this

[RogueWingnut]

alright sluts

if you snipe this, I will give you props.

[homer_sapien]

and I work all day

[Black Llama]

Nice. I see we are about to hit 2500 this afternoon, which means I can get everything shipped out before I leave this weekend :D

[wertdog91]

alright sluts

Where you been hiding?

[Black Swan]

alright sluts
It's the emperor penguin himself.

[RogueWingnut]

Where you been hiding?

I thought he was under your desk today.
Dont you two switch up every day?

[wertdog91]

Its mine, all mine, precious is mine

[homer_sapien]

Boob!

[wertdog91]

I thought he was under your desk today.
Dont you two switch up every day?

Not this week my herps is acting up

[RogueWingnut]

Boob!

Now, while Werts distracted!
-douses him in clownmakeup-

[wertdog91]

I thought he was under your desk today.
Dont you two switch up every day?

By the way, *fart*

[monkeywrench1988]

it will be mine! one tank to rule them all one tank to smash them,one tank to bring them all and in the darnkess explode them

[OSOK]

if you snipe this, I will give you props.
i plan on it....
Where you been hiding?
lunch, then had to run a few errands for work
It's the emperor penguin himself.
HIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[RogueWingnut]

I thought he was under your desk today.
Dont you two switch up every day?

Not this week my herps is acting up

This thread has had a great many disturbing things posted and that might take the cake.

[homer_sapien]

80 to go

[wertdog91]

Now, while Werts distracted!
-douses him in clownmakeup-

Nice Nut

[Darkseid83]

Wb osok (one shot, one kitten)

[OSOK]

i dont have a ross in my state, you fuckers dont ruin this for me

[monkeywrench1988]

Dread And The Fugitive

[wertdog91]

This thread has had a great many disturbing things posted and that might take the cake.

I try. Of course I kid, I havent had a flare up in awhile

[OSOK]

i dont have a ross in my state, you fuckers dont ruin this for me
this

[Serpymatt]

What was the prize for 2500?

[RogueWingnut]

i dont have a ross in my state, you fuckers dont ruin this for me

Its on like Kong bitch.

[wertdog91]

" Where all the white women at"?

[homer_sapien]

Don't worry. I have a cunning plan!

[Serpymatt]

Hmmm... done with pics... hang here some more? :)

[monkeywrench1988]

Megadeth has an awesome drummer for the speed he's doing on this song

[OSOK]

Its on like Kong bitch.
its not to early to stab someone....

[RogueWingnut]

What was the prize for 2500?

PoC HissTank

[wertdog91]

What was the prize for 2500?

Osok' undies

[Serpymatt]

Flying low to swoop in... on my air chariot :)

[Xenos]

I already have two PoC Hiss tanks. Would it ruin it for you OSOK if I got a third?

[OSOK]

fuckers!!!!!!

[monkeywrench1988]

prize is a POC HISStank Sepry

[wertdog91]

Wait What?

[Serpymatt]

Hmmm... that is a fun vehicle :)

[OSOK]

I already have two PoC Hiss tanks. Would it ruin it for you OSOK if I got a third?
no, because im in the mood for stabbing people

[wertdog91]

Whats the time?

[RogueWingnut]

its not to early to stab someone....

Truth...
Release the Hounds.

[Serpymatt]

My HISS tank could use a twin ;)

[monkeywrench1988]

almost there

[OSOK]

hey wert, your post count is sick!!!!

[wertdog91]

Osok i getting Testy

[Serpymatt]

Less than 50 posts to go until the moment of truth! Dreams crushed or realized!

[Xenos]

So is it a black or a brown Hiss Tank?

[monkeywrench1988]

for both this prize and another I've ben setting up

[RogueWingnut]

Posts 2499 and 2501 have to let OSOK cry on their shoulders.

[Darkseid83]

I wanna hiss tank

[Serpymatt]

Crushed dreams can be tasty... ;)

[homer_sapien]

2500 = hiss

[OSOK]

Osok i getting Testy
testies?

[monkeywrench1988]

post count btw

[wertdog91]

hey wert, your post count is sick!!!!

I havent got an idea of how, I put it in auto pilot and I ended up here. Where the fuck i here anyway?

[Serpymatt]

Prepares to make vrooming sounds for a HISS victory!

[Black Swan]

Time to crank this up to...
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQgEDBgxP5sS9i9y2ABgz3Xko4XckXD mtupT9JmF4dcE14RFUkqA&t=1

[OSOK]

one shot one kill

[RogueWingnut]

Oo.

[wertdog91]

testies?

You bet sweetheart

[monkeywrench1988]

Hellrider

[OSOK]

I havent got an idea of how, I put it in auto pilot and I ended up here. Where the fuck i here anyway?
youre going to be at 10,000 by tonight!!!!

[Serpymatt]

I havent got an idea of how, I put it in auto pilot and I ended up here. Where the fuck i here anyway?

Somewhere outside of desperation and depravity... an ok place to be :)

[RogueWingnut]

Faster.

[wertdog91]

Oh boy

[OSOK]

you fuckers dont ruin this for me

































yes im looking at you rogue

[Serpymatt]

I may see about hitting 1k before Con is over... accomplish something at least ;)

[Xenos]

testies?

Those aren't so rare...they're packed two to a case.

[wertdog91]

Yes thats it

[Darkseid83]

Faster pussycat, kill, kill

[monkeywrench1988]

Priest's drummer does a god job on this too, he's rathdr fast

[OSOK]

i gotta pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[homer_sapien]

Godzilla!

[Serpymatt]

Yes, yes... stay distracted by Rogue...

Mwahahahaha!

[RogueWingnut]

-Snipe.

[wertdog91]

Faster, deeper

[OSOK]

c'mon you ross lovin pricks!

[Serpymatt]

Pee or HISS? Your choice ;)

[Xenos]

Hmm..what should I get for lunch...suggestions?

[wertdog91]

Thats the spot

[OSOK]

14 more posts?????

[Serpymatt]

Flying circles like a vulture!

[Darkseid83]

Cmon

[monkeywrench1988]

you have now reached Parts Unknown, look out for deadmen and big red monsters

[Xenos]

ten to go...

[wertdog91]

Yes yes yes

[OSOK]

here we gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Serpymatt]

Preparing to dive.... go go go it's

COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darkseid83]

Me.

[wertdog91]

Now

[Xenos]

almost there...almost there