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PitViper
01-22-2011, 10:59 PM
So you're a Green Shirt and made the ranks for some extrodinary ability you have. You're going to be teamed up with just ONE Joe in Sunbow form.

Forget scenario, forget enviroment...the answer to that is "Sunbow".

I'm gonna throw some of you a curve ball and vote.....Doc.

Always seems logical, level headed, he's gotta be tough if he's a Joe and if I bang myself up? There ya go.

Your turn.

generic trooper
01-22-2011, 11:00 PM
Footloose

RenHoek
01-22-2011, 11:02 PM
Alpine. With the added bonus of Bazooka.

Flint-wo2
01-22-2011, 11:11 PM
LADY JAYE GIGITY GIGITY.

But i'n all sereousness Flint because he's hard as nails(not a gay refrence) He's awesome and he has a funny hat!

Zarana
01-22-2011, 11:12 PM
I'd love to tear thought any port with Shipwreck

Hicks_Royel
01-22-2011, 11:12 PM
Alpine. With the added bonus of Bazooka.

You also get Quick Kick and his awful John Wayne impersonation with that Alpine.

Low Light. I'd imagine you just hang around in a bar drinking before you go back to your house to clean your guns while listening to Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings.

...Maybe watch a NASCAR Race while eating something microwaved.

PitViper
01-22-2011, 11:19 PM
Low Light. I'd imagine you just hang around in a bar drinking before you go back to your house to clean your guns while listening to Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings.

...Maybe watch a NASCAR Race while eating something microwaved.

I gotta be honest. That sounds like an awful time.

Black Swan
01-22-2011, 11:19 PM
Flint. Boss man was always there when you needed him to be. Logical, Strong,and Tough. When he showed up you knew he would have your back.

generic trooper
01-22-2011, 11:23 PM
I gotta be honest. That sounds like an awful time.

Kinda seems like it ends with 'and call the cops when he shoots himself.'

PitViper
01-22-2011, 11:25 PM
Kinda seems like it ends with 'and call the cops when he shoots himself.'

LOL, something along those lines or maybe "Hey after this wanna hang out in the basement and shut off the lights?"

Uhhh...

boomer77
01-22-2011, 11:27 PM
Clutch.

I would love to burn some rubber with the best driver on the Joe team.

Ako Roshi
01-22-2011, 11:39 PM
Blowtorch.

We could sit around and eat porkchop sandwiches.

kneroh
01-22-2011, 11:43 PM
I'd love to tear though any port with Shipwreck

He'd let you tear through his port.

blayze5150
01-22-2011, 11:44 PM
Covergirl. She's single!

Hicks_Royel
01-22-2011, 11:47 PM
LOL, something along those lines or maybe "Hey after this wanna hang out in the basement and shut off the lights?"

Uhhh...
Hah, creepy.
Kinda seems like it ends with 'and call the cops when he shoots himself.'
Nah, see, set your priorities low. That way, you're never disappointed when you don't get around to doing something.

azoric
01-22-2011, 11:49 PM
For just one night I want to be shipwreck's wingman... and I don't mean in a skystriker!

generic trooper
01-22-2011, 11:50 PM
Hah, creepy.

Nah, see, set your priorities low. That way, you're never disappointed when you don't get around to doing something.

hahaha good point

Darth Awgmon
01-22-2011, 11:58 PM
Shipwreck is the man.

swafus
01-23-2011, 12:00 AM
beachhead

Griff
01-23-2011, 12:03 AM
I'm hanging with firewall...hot goth/punk chick who could probably woop my ass at halo or any other FPS or fighter...now thats MY kinda woman!! BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!

Monkeywrench
01-23-2011, 12:15 AM
Cover girl

Serpymatt
01-23-2011, 12:29 AM
Bah, only one good option for me... Sgt Slaughter! Chill, talk Joes and wrestling! Walk around the Pitt calling everyone pukes and maggots... good times :)

ero
01-23-2011, 12:46 AM
Ah, PitViper, I've missed your themed threads. My vote is for Lady Jaye. Almost said Alpine, but then Bazook' would have to be there, and you only said one. So Lady Jaye. She'd show me the world. And it would piss off Flint.

Major_Stranger
01-23-2011, 01:46 AM
Lifeline..... Just kidding. I always liked gung ho.

Mermaniel
01-23-2011, 02:37 AM
Lowlight. No ones got your back like a sniper. Probably Lady Jaye more though... For the obvious reasons.

CVdelgado
01-23-2011, 03:13 AM
easy answer... shippy.

we could go cruise the dives back in our hometown, Chula Vista, California.

Colder Soldier
01-23-2011, 03:44 AM
Alpine, Roadblock, Footloose, or Lady Jaye. Doesn't matter which.

Oh yeah, and my man Stalker was coolest in Sunbow too. I guess Stalker is my final answer.

atomsmasher
01-23-2011, 03:57 AM
I'm going to go with Breaker on this one. I could figure out who was sending me bad emails by him. I could also trick him into helping my bank account get a few more dollars like how they did it from Office Space or Ghost in the Shell. He is a nerd so I already know he plays video games when he's not hacking some top secret Cobra Commander Satellite. On the plus side when by being his friend and retiring with him we can start a business together to test security for companies and make a killing after all if breaker can't break it no one can. Plus I think he would enjoy mountain dew and I love Mountain Dew.

Scatman
01-23-2011, 05:01 AM
Not sure who I'd want to hang with but I know I wouldn't want to hang with Duke. Two minutes with him and you'd be fighting for your life in a gladiator arena or on some perverted fun house/remote island.

On second thought, I'd want to hang with Lifeline. How can you not hang with a dude who can get a hot millionaire heiress to give him a gold plated helicopter??

Neuspeaq
01-24-2011, 12:03 PM
Spirit, cuz I could smoke the peace pipe w/ the elders, and learn how to be so f'in Gangsta th@ I could go toe-to-toe in unarmed combat w/ a NINJA, & TAME A FRICKIN BALD EAGLE!!!!

ero
01-24-2011, 12:07 PM
Alpine, Roadblock, Footloose, or Lady Jaye. Doesn't matter which.

Oh yeah, and my man Stalker was coolest in Sunbow too. I guess Stalker is my final answer.

Oh, man, you were hitting all the right buttons ... until your final answer. I mean, Stalker's nice and all, but he's kinda oatmeal next to the aforementioned Joes' frittata.

NSP
01-24-2011, 12:10 PM
Id have to say SHIPWRECK. It be cool to go bar-hopping with him.

krisk
01-24-2011, 12:28 PM
Tripwire, cuz the comedy would never end!

Ctrl_Z
01-24-2011, 12:33 PM
Shipwreck. Seems like he'd be a lot of fun.

Bombardier
01-24-2011, 12:35 PM
Lady Jaye in her wetsuit

Ctrl_Z
01-24-2011, 12:41 PM
Lady Jaye in her wetsuit

I would make whatever she's wearing her "wet suit"

Bravo Sierra
01-24-2011, 12:57 PM
Footloose was the first dude to come to mind. He's cool and all laid back.

Troynos
01-24-2011, 12:59 PM
Lady Jaye

wertdog91
01-24-2011, 01:27 PM
I would make whatever she's wearing her "wet suit"

Giggity, Giggity all right

wertdog91
01-24-2011, 01:28 PM
Either Lady Jaye in that night gown or wetsuit or Covergirl

Sgt Humpty
01-24-2011, 01:34 PM
Lady Jaye

And this thread needs a poll!

SteelersMobat
01-24-2011, 01:36 PM
RoadBlock:

He'd know where to get the badest eats, I'd bet that rhymin' fool would know where and how to get the ladies, and when the bar fight breaks out at the end of the night, having a giant badass having my back would be nice.

WeaponXCustoms
01-24-2011, 03:19 PM
Beachhead or Duke, cant decide

LG
01-24-2011, 03:31 PM
Timber. That wolf's smart as hell, and would be a total chick magnet.

alexan2dros
01-24-2011, 03:34 PM
snake eyes for sure.. they guy doesnt speak!
and he is a ninja!

EduardimusPrime
01-24-2011, 04:08 PM
Probably good ol Shipwreck... His shinanigans would make for excellent entertainment.

CVdelgado
01-24-2011, 04:12 PM
Spirit, cuz I could smoke the peace pipe w/ the elders, and learn how to be so f'in Gangsta th@ I could go toe-to-toe in unarmed combat w/ a NINJA, & TAME A FRICKIN BALD EAGLE!!!!

winner ^^^

Trooper13
01-26-2011, 06:24 PM
I don't know who I'd hang with. However, I just saw Dusty call a desert nomad a "camel jockey"...

G.I. Jennster
01-26-2011, 08:15 PM
lmao trooper i watched that one too.

i think i would have to say roadblock. i know you all expected me to say duke, and the idea has merit, but i love to cook and spect he could teach me some new skills.

Colder Soldier
01-26-2011, 08:35 PM
Oh, man, you were hitting all the right buttons ... until your final answer. I mean, Stalker's nice and all, but he's kinda oatmeal next to the aforementioned Joes' frittata.

Naw. Stalker's cool. He didn't have the best sense of humor and wasn't the biggest badass, but he was the funniest to be as bad as he was. Plus we can go do stunts on the RAMs, loop de loops in jetpacks, and he can tell you stories about all the dumbshit Snake Eyes did back in 'Nam. Have a good laugh taking that dude down a couple notches.

Lantern_Lad
01-26-2011, 09:05 PM
Flint seems like a cool guy to just hang with and have a beer.

Duke would be boring, and I'd have to shoot Quick Kick.

Irid70
01-26-2011, 09:33 PM
I think I'd go with Shipwreck. Man knows where the brothel in Thule, Greenland is. That is a man to be friends with.

dariancyph
01-26-2011, 09:59 PM
I'd smoke a bowl with Bazooka.
We'd have a great time blowing stuff up.