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Monkeywrench
12-11-2010, 01:13 PM
Who do you think Killed the Hard Master in Renegades?

WeEatOurDead
12-11-2010, 01:14 PM
zartan

azoric
12-11-2010, 01:17 PM
first to vote!

Firefly!

JohnnyAngel77
12-11-2010, 01:18 PM
I say Zartan since he is going to show up soon on the show. But, I could also see them going a totally different direction in Renegades.

manicmotive
12-11-2010, 01:21 PM
Everybody knows it's gonna wind up being Snake eyes.

JohnnyAngel77
12-11-2010, 01:25 PM
Only the people who take LSD as if it were candy...

Monkeywrench
12-11-2010, 01:27 PM
I went with Zartan

manicmotive
12-11-2010, 01:30 PM
Only the people who take LSD as if it were candy...

You mean. . . it's not candy! Well that explains the 12 foot purple gorilla that I've lived with the last 6 years.

JohnnyAngel77
12-11-2010, 03:39 PM
You mean. . . it's not candy! Well that explains the 12 foot purple gorilla that I've lived with the last 6 years.
Wish it would explain mine but, that's my wife.

Headman
12-11-2010, 03:46 PM
Erectile Disfunction killed Hard Master.

Snake Shadow09
12-11-2010, 03:51 PM
firefly hopefully.

Monkeywrench
12-11-2010, 03:52 PM
Erectile Disfunction killed Hard Master.

that would fall in the "other" category

tuan_tran73
12-11-2010, 04:08 PM
Wow! after 25+ years and still debating who killed the hard master. :D

Storm
12-11-2010, 04:09 PM
Zartan was a killer of Hard Master in every Joe verse, so I doubt they change it in renegades since that story is so deep in mythos.
But I will also be glad to see Firefly doing this job

Ground Pounder
12-11-2010, 04:30 PM
A broken heart.

manicmotive
12-11-2010, 04:33 PM
Wish it would explain mine but, that's my wife.

This post can never be seen by her or else you'll go the way of Hardmaster yourself.

Shin Densetsu
12-11-2010, 05:02 PM
A broken heart.

Nuh-nu-...

NOoooOOOooOoooOooOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be interesting if it turned out to be Scrap Iron that killed the Hard Master...in the Marvel books he killed Soft Master.

Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
12-11-2010, 05:04 PM
It was Kristen Shepard.


Lets see if anyone remembers that referance.

Hicks_Royel
12-11-2010, 05:56 PM
Courtney Love?

Shin Densetsu
12-11-2010, 06:27 PM
Zartan was a killer of Hard Master in every Joe verse, so I doubt they change it in renegades since that story is so deep in mythos.
But I will also be glad to see Firefly doing this job

Hmm..neat homage if so; Firefly was originally the one hired to do the job in the Marvel books.

Erectile Disfunction killed Hard Master.

What if he killed himself, what if the "function" lasted more than 4 hours and he DIDN'T seek medical treatment? Haha...he fucked himself.

Griff
12-11-2010, 06:46 PM
it was LELAND PALMER UNDER THE CONTROL OF BOB. (begin twin peaks main theme) ha ha :D

sjames90
12-11-2010, 06:49 PM
Bolo killed Hard Master. Well, either him or Chuck Norris.

Gatchaman
12-11-2010, 07:10 PM
wish it would explain mine but, that's my wife.

roflmao

Gatchaman
12-11-2010, 07:14 PM
If they do change it (Not being Zartan) then I could see it being Bludd. Especially after the way they portrayed him.

Griff
12-11-2010, 07:15 PM
If they do change it (Not being Zartan) then I could see it being Bludd. Especially after the way they portrayed him.

I'm gonna laugh by choads off if they say it was cholesterol.

luigi
12-11-2010, 08:03 PM
the teenage verson of zartan did it

Trooper13
12-11-2010, 08:04 PM
it was LELAND PALMER UNDER THE CONTROL OF BOB. (begin twin peaks main theme) ha ha :D

Oh, man! I want to see someone do an Agent Cooper custom!

Trooper13
12-11-2010, 08:06 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/simpsons_did_it_tshirt-p23567861722489880018j2_400.jpg

JohnnyAngel77
12-11-2010, 08:18 PM
Haha...he fucked himself.
What else are you supposed to do with a 4 hour woody?

Hicks_Royel
12-11-2010, 08:19 PM
What else are you supposed to do with a 4 hour woody?
...Brag.

RenHoek
12-11-2010, 08:28 PM
Diabeetus.

Zartanman
12-11-2010, 08:30 PM
Zartan disguised as Storm Shadow Killed the Hard Master who was pretending to be Snake Eyes... or at least thats the way it wend down in the Marvel Run.

Who did it in Renegades? Still probably Zartan.

Trooper13
12-11-2010, 08:32 PM
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/oj-762021.jpg

sparks007
12-11-2010, 08:33 PM
an assassin hired by cobra industries ...of course

Beckley
12-11-2010, 09:05 PM
Erectile Disfunction killed Hard Master.

Oh, the irony.

Trooper13
12-11-2010, 09:08 PM
Oh, the irony.

So does that mean he's now the Soft Master?

wertdog91
12-11-2010, 10:22 PM
Colonel Mustard in the Library with the lead pipe

Super Beast
12-11-2010, 10:22 PM
So does that mean he's now the Soft Master?

Correct! And Scrap iron kills the soft master..Congrats gentlemen. We've solved it. :D

wertdog91
12-11-2010, 10:32 PM
An inappropriate hit from Miley's bong killed The Hard Master.

Nice, and no it's not too soon

SH0CKWAVE
12-11-2010, 10:41 PM
who killed Bambi?

carion
12-11-2010, 10:42 PM
What else are you supposed to do with a 4 hour woody?

You play with it, I love to play with my woody for hours at a time. Sometimes I even let my wife play with my woody. Wait a minute, we are talking about toy story, arent we?

luigi
12-11-2010, 10:50 PM
You play with it, I love to play with my woody for hours at a time. Sometimes I even let my wife play with my woody. Wait a minute, we are talking about toy story, arent we?

no not toy story

luigi
12-11-2010, 11:12 PM
who killed Bambi?
this guy

http://snappedshot.com/uploads/dmartyr/legoBA_Bandit_White_Gallery_3.jpg

Big IV
12-11-2010, 11:24 PM
I went with Zartan but I have no idea who it will be in Renegades. Can't tell. I like the live Hard Master in IDWs books.

Black Swan
12-12-2010, 12:14 AM
Bolo did it.

Trooper618
12-12-2010, 12:57 AM
ritual suicide

joedelta
12-12-2010, 01:11 AM
I blame Plymouth

kyleolsen79
12-12-2010, 01:21 AM
diabeetus.

rotflmfao

Headman
12-12-2010, 05:12 PM
What if he killed himself, what if the "function" lasted more than 4 hours and he DIDN'T seek medical treatment? Haha...he fucked himself.

If I had a boner for 4 hours I wouldn't seek medical condition. I'd seek a hand job.

The Delta
12-12-2010, 05:24 PM
just because no one would see it coming, i say jinx killed the hard master.

Saboteur
12-12-2010, 05:27 PM
Jinx killed the hardmaster. She's a sleeper agent for Cobra.

Isn't that a kick in the balls you never saw coming?

The Delta
12-12-2010, 05:29 PM
if it was her,then she really has a reason to take the name jinx.

TheNotoriousROB
12-14-2010, 04:07 PM
Cobra Commander...

John_0515
12-14-2010, 04:13 PM
Sneak Peek

RolandofGilead
12-14-2010, 04:14 PM
It was Mrs. Scarlett in the Ball Room with the lead pipe.

http://www.waynesboroplayers.org/images/Ms-Scarlett.jpg

CliffSteele
12-14-2010, 04:17 PM
For some reason, when I saw this thread title, I immediately thought of those Booty music songs from the 90s. "WHO KILLED THE HARD MASTER!? (boom! Boom! boom-boom!)" You know, something like that. :)

And Zartan killed him.

CliffSteele
12-14-2010, 04:51 PM
Apparently I killed this thread... :/

rocker82
12-14-2010, 04:56 PM
In Resolute it was the Master of Disguise:Zartan.

RenHoek
12-14-2010, 05:34 PM
Apparently I killed this thread... :/

It was already dead, wasn't it?

Monkeywrench
01-16-2011, 02:33 AM
It was already dead, wasn't it?

bump. get your votes in

pig iron grenadier
01-16-2011, 08:38 PM
Well, I'm guessing ---not Zartan now. Firefly probably.

Arbrias
01-16-2011, 09:10 PM
I didn't see this thread before, if I had I would have guessed Zartan due to the old continuity. However, now that we've seen what Zartan is like in the show, I voted for Firefly as he is the one that makes the most sense to me.

Monkeywrench
01-17-2011, 09:14 PM
I didn't see this thread before, if I had I would have guessed Zartan due to the old continuity. However, now that we've seen what Zartan is like in the show, I voted for Firefly as he is the one that makes the most sense to me.

it does seem more likely that it will be FF over Zartan now.

steve2477
01-17-2011, 09:32 PM
It doesnt seem to me that it could be Zartan. He doesnt seem like the same character as he was in the comics. He hasnt reached that way yet, he seems only a small time criminal, who runs a little group of bikers.

I have a feeling that Renegades will take a different route than the Marvel comics did. I chose Firefly, even though we havent seen him yet(yes i watch all the episodes even though i dont live in the States), maybe even Major Bludd, if Cobra was involved with the Hardmaster's death then Bludd could have been contracted to assassinate the HM for their own gain.

rcjunkie
04-18-2012, 03:08 PM
Storm Shadow in Renegades.

Odinsdad
04-18-2012, 03:09 PM
Mister Softee?

qwe
04-18-2012, 03:13 PM
It was actually me, sorry, my bad.....

VideoViper
04-18-2012, 03:31 PM
Adam DeCobray..... Is behind all things.

Baroness... Didn't know what to make of the ninja when first meting SS

StormShadow killed his uncle because he couldn't reckonize a simple "I choking you idiot! Help me! Stop trying to kill Snake-Eyes who was helping me, I liked him better anyways" motion.

Truth is the only thing the hard master had going for him was that someone else was already called the soft master.

C-GDSM 2487
04-18-2012, 05:03 PM
i go with zartan ..

Gideon75
04-18-2012, 05:09 PM
Erectile Dysfunction Master

CG82
04-19-2012, 01:19 AM
He was listening to Cold Slither and suffered a brain aneurysm.

Zarana
04-19-2012, 01:23 AM
We all did.

joedelta
04-19-2012, 01:38 AM
RIpcord

krisk
04-19-2012, 01:39 AM
Video?

CobraOfficer999
04-19-2012, 01:43 AM
Zartan, Isn't that cannon from the Marvel Comics?

Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
04-19-2012, 03:13 AM
The Hard Masters jealous gay lover The Hole Master killed him. He thought he was having an affair with the Fist Master but Fist Master only likes East German men.

goosetuber
04-19-2012, 07:57 AM
Couldn't be Kristen, she's still in custody for knocking off JR
(answer to old fart reference on page one)

Indiana Joe
04-19-2012, 04:43 PM
Zartan pulled the trigger. But, it was storm shadow who was responsable (for the "hit"). So, I voted storm shadow. storm shadow also prevented snake eyes from "saving" hard master. which, make SS double responsible!:)

Kaboomskie
04-19-2012, 09:06 PM
Who Killed the Hard Master???
Hollywood