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T J Bang
07-02-2010, 10:41 AM
Everything is everything! Man thats advice to live by. When my kids hit puberty and ask the big questions I'm hittin them with this gem. lol

Its not the whole quote. Anyone know which episode this comes from?

Also add a quote if like.

T J Bang
07-03-2010, 09:41 AM
No takers?

Gilgamesh51
07-03-2010, 09:43 AM
"I'm gonna kick the mustard out of that crazy hotdog!"

Gah, that made me laugh so hard when I was a kid...

Sgt. Airborne
07-03-2010, 09:48 AM
Well there is this little exchange

Breaker: Nobody's perfect.
Duke: No. But we do okay.

Zefram
07-03-2010, 09:55 AM
"Great, out of the sewer and into the toilet." - Shipwreck

T J Bang
07-03-2010, 10:02 AM
My quote was from a rather poor episode animation and story wise. Dusty and Footloose are escaping cobra forces with a female doctor or scientist or somethin and she puts her foot on a land mine. After some meditation Footloose deduces that to a land mine a rock is as good as a foot and they do an indiana jones switcharoo

The Conflict
07-03-2010, 10:03 AM
"... ...... ....... ...." -Snake eyes

T J Bang
07-03-2010, 10:06 AM
"... ...... ....... ...." -Snake eyes

Love it lol he doesnt snake eyes let out a yell in the animated movie at the first battle with cobra la?

Dealer Destro
07-03-2010, 10:08 AM
"There are only two ways out from under my command..... ON YOUR FEET LIKE A MAN..... or in a DITTY BAG...... AN ITTY BITTY DITTY BAG"

-Slaughter

"AT EASE DISEASE!"

-Slaughter

punkrock-n-roll
07-03-2010, 10:30 AM
Serpentor- "This I Command !! "
I use this line with my kids all the freakin time. Drives the Ol Lady nuts.

Un-dead Soldier
07-03-2010, 10:46 AM
"I was once a man.." -Cobra Commander

DanithNY
07-03-2010, 10:51 AM
he who fights and runs away live to fight another day.. Destro :) good old cobra can't stay and fight beacuse one laser took out their tank... wonderful

B and H Comics
07-03-2010, 10:54 AM
I like "When all else fails, we don't" from RoC.

Goin' Commando
07-03-2010, 11:45 AM
"When I'm done with you, they're gonna hafta scrape you off the wall with a squeegee..."

Sgt. Slaughter to Nemesis Enforcer

Easily the best line from the original series even though it was from the movie. "I hope you both get fleas!!" gets honorable mention...

JohnnyAngel77
07-03-2010, 11:51 AM
"... ...... ....... ...." -Snake eyes
Damn, beat me to it.

crock master
07-03-2010, 11:53 AM
beach heads 3 best quotes
YouTube - Beachhead goes Bananas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs74G3xbg-s)

Metal Dog
07-03-2010, 01:04 PM
"We are on OUR side, first and foremost." -- Zartan

And not actually from GI Joe but Sealab 2021:
"I wasss onccce a mannn... Nah, just kiddin' ya, I was always a snake. Name's Larry!" -- a snake

CV2.0
07-03-2010, 01:07 PM
"2 of the doors lead to certain death..."-Cobra Commander

"Where does the 3rd door lead?"-Flint

"...To me..."-Cobra Commander

"Then all the doors are losers..."-Alpine

kyleolsen79
07-03-2010, 01:13 PM
Serpentor- "This I Command !! "
I use this line with my kids all the freakin time. Drives the Ol Lady nuts.

I will use this from now on!

allen dane
07-03-2010, 01:47 PM
"body massage"

Dealer Destro
07-03-2010, 02:22 PM
I'm glad you guys.. skipped the class today. We're having vun aren't we? We had a good conversation hehehshee. YOU, YOU'RE THE RING LEADAH. OoVesegadeeadaWOOOagafadideh and gon' GET IN that fridge at the end of the day we're gon have to step back in da school, you understand that we gotta step back into school nujagembahabeessdhh yknowwaheuaheuahehue. *panting*"

-Recondo

D00MTR0N
07-03-2010, 02:23 PM
the multiple references to destro by cc calling him "chrome dome"

Dreadnok619
07-03-2010, 02:24 PM
"Play it straight, or there's no doubt. I'll turn your eyeballs inside out."

Roadblock, G.i.joe: The Movie 87

BigD350Z
07-03-2010, 02:31 PM
"I would finish you Joe. But it would deprive me of the opportunity to humiliate you again someday." --Storm Shadow to Dusty (Red Rockets Glare)

Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
07-03-2010, 02:41 PM
Duke dives knocking Scarlett out of laser fire.
Scarlett, "You could have just said duck."
Duke, "Didn't you read my green sheet? It says man of action."



Oh and...

Blowtorch, "Mmmm PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!"


And...
"Da Viper is coming...."

Black Swan
07-03-2010, 03:10 PM
Flint- "Remember, a Cobra is a snake and snake is sneak spelled sideways!"

Kujo
07-03-2010, 03:26 PM
"Don't bet your beard on it!" - Sarge

Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
07-03-2010, 04:17 PM
"fudgie pops!"

Dreadnok619
07-03-2010, 09:25 PM
"Militarily speaking, Cobra Commander is a world-class buffoon!"

Destro, G.i.joe: The Movie 87

Dreadnok619
07-03-2010, 09:27 PM
"Without me, you'd be out in the rain watching your face rust!"

Cobra Commander to Destro, forget which episode

T J Bang
07-04-2010, 01:02 AM
beach heads 3 best quotes
YouTube - Beachhead goes Bananas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs74G3xbg-s)

This is hilarious!! Blow it to cum lol

Cobra Terrorist
07-04-2010, 02:01 AM
"With expendable fruits and vegetables replacing Cobra ground troops, we can overrun the world!" -Destro to Cobra Commander.

snakeeyes22
07-04-2010, 02:30 AM
"Fudgies!"

- Bazooka R.I.P.

willworkfortoys
07-04-2010, 02:34 AM
"I'm gonna kick the mustard out of that crazy hotdog!"

Gah, that made me laugh so hard when I was a kid...

this this this.

Gatekeeper
07-04-2010, 02:37 AM
"Our job is to do the impossible and make it look easy." Stalker, issue one, Marvel.

kfsps83
07-04-2010, 03:14 AM
"Play it straight, or there's no doubt, I'll turn your eyeballs inside out. " - Roadblock (GI Joe Movie 1987)

kfsps83
07-04-2010, 03:15 AM
Also, for those who (for whatever reason) have never seen this...
YouTube - Cobra Commander's Turkey Dinner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbANBxbmLfw)

Woo-Dig-It
07-04-2010, 03:16 AM
The last scene of Snake Eyes Declassified, the Joes visit him in the hospital after losing his face and voice and try to urge him to stay on the team. He replies by writing: "CM" standing for "Continue Mission."

I also like the one on my signature.

From the Animated "Revenge of Cobra":
Shipwreck: "So you want to pay my price and get out of here, or stay and pray for urban renewal?"

Woo-Dig-It
07-04-2010, 03:19 AM
Flint from the animated parallel universe episode as he fires his rifle thru Zartans cloth glider: "Laugh on this happy boy!"

Beachhead from early DDP comic: "This Kung Fu grip crap is highly overrated!"

Woo-Dig-It
07-04-2010, 03:32 AM
DDP Comic #25 (I think): Cobra Commander is getting beat up by Serpentor and weakens Serpentor with a flash grenade from his helmet. "When Dr Mindbender made you he forgot the most important DNA, MINE!" (He kicks him off the side of a cliff). The quote might be off a little but a cool scene for CC.

NeoDragonKnight
07-06-2010, 03:23 PM
LEATHERNECK
"If there's one thing I hate, it's waitin'."
WET-SUIT
"If there's one thing I can't stand about waitin', it's listenin' to you complain about it."
LEATHERNECK
"Oh, yeah?"
WET-SUIT
"Yeah!"
SHIPWRECK
"Sorry to interrupt such sophisticated repartee, but we're supposed to be watchin' for Cobra"

Steel_rain501
07-07-2010, 11:27 AM
Thiss issn't Carmel, It'ss butterscotch!

Cora Commander-Games master

RuckusJr
07-07-2010, 11:32 AM
Porkchop sandwiches!

Bravo Sierra
07-07-2010, 11:51 AM
"I'm gonna kick the mustard out of that crazy hotdog!"

Gah, that made me laugh so hard when I was a kid...
Of course the first thing I think of is the first reply! I should go on family feud!
What about when Snake Eyes said"......................................."?

Bravo Sierra
07-07-2010, 11:58 AM
Beachhead in the Scarlett letter
"What the happy Hannukah in hell"?

killerloon
07-07-2010, 12:23 PM
Pork Chop Sandwiches... Gets me every time

tkprime
07-09-2010, 05:38 PM
"Only Human episode of Transformers" Featuring Cobra Commander.

"They simply don't make terrorists like they use too"

Jeffrozup
07-09-2010, 05:39 PM
Ripcord: Duke wasn't born, he's Government Issued.

From Rise of Cobra

Jinx723
07-22-2010, 01:50 AM
Jinx: The first one to call me bad luck gets a knuckle massage.

Lt. Falcon: Want me to kiss it and make it better?

Wavehawk
07-22-2010, 09:54 AM
"Militarily speaking, Cobra Commander is a world-class buffoon!"
Destro, G.i.joe: The Movie 87- :) I counter that with the Devil's Due comic:

Destro: "You Buffoon!"

Baroness: "Here we go again..."

chuck x goren
07-22-2010, 12:30 PM
I forget the exact lines, but it's at the end of the "Pyramid of Darkness" as the Dreadnoks and Zartan kiss n' make up:

Zartan: "I'll need stooges when I take over the world!"

Dreadnoks: "Take us back, Zartan, please! We love being your stooges" as they all rush to hug him.

Also in that series, Shipwreck's line about Atilla the Hun having a canary and Hitler having a goldfish. The writers really seemed to love Shipwreck in the cartoon. They essentially made him their "Han Solo" (another sarcastic scoundrel who first appeared helping our heroes in a shady bar).

Ctrl_Z
07-22-2010, 12:38 PM
I love this thread. Makes me wanna get the series on dvd.
Jinx: The first one to call me bad luck gets a knuckle massage.

That can be taken so wrong. .. or right. depending.

spot138
07-22-2010, 12:43 PM
"A Gem of that size answers ALL of my questions" from Zartan - so delightfully greedy.

Hectoramirez
07-23-2010, 05:00 AM
When a piece of lava lands on Destro's face. Destro calmly says "sander." Then out of no where a cobra trooper hands him a sander. Great stuff! Second one is when Beachead and Mainframe was stuck in a coffin together for hours, Mainframe asks. "Beachead, I need to talk to you about your deodorant." Beachead response, "I don't use deodorant!" Mainframe snaps back and says, "That's what I want to talk to you about." lol

Exciter
07-23-2010, 05:12 AM
beach heads 3 best quotes
YouTube - Beachhead goes Bananas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs74G3xbg-s)why would you subject us to that rubbish?!

T J Bang
07-23-2010, 05:15 AM
Now you see me, now you dont. Now I see you, now I dont!

A delightful aerial maneuver that sends cobra into another bout of "thank god we got parachutes!"

T J Bang
07-23-2010, 05:16 AM
why would you subject us to that rubbish?!

really? I loved this! it gets funnier near the end. blow it to come! blow it to kingdom come! eyes closed mouth open lol

Exciter
07-23-2010, 05:21 AM
really? I loved this! it gets funnier near the end. blow it to come! blow it to kingdom come! eyes closed mouth open lol
I have to admit I didn't make it that far. The slowing and speeding and flipping and carry on about bananas was too much for me.

T J Bang
07-23-2010, 05:26 AM
I have to admit I didn't make it that far. The slowing and speeding and flipping and carry on about bananas was too much for me.

Yeah I almost didnt watch it till the end but was glad I did. Try to sit through it and if you still dont like it fair enuf.

Exciter
07-23-2010, 07:45 AM
Yeah I almost didnt watch it till the end but was glad I did. Try to sit through it and if you still dont like it fair enuf.I gave it another go, I sat through the whole thing and it only got worse.

Normally I like the sort of humour it seemed to be trying to convey Im a big fan of Family Guy, for example but I think it went way wide of the mark.

Perhaps you need to be a fan of (or at least have watched) the cartoon to appreciate it, but I never saw it (aside from the movie as a kid when it was new) so perhaps Im missing something.

the odinson
07-23-2010, 08:57 AM
destro calling cc a 'reptilian popinjay' in the first mini series.

sharky
07-23-2010, 09:15 AM
"Eat hot knuckles!" - Duke, as he is punching a cobra trooper

Dr. Whom
07-24-2010, 10:05 PM
"If I da been in that water...dead"

Kid to Deep SIx