View Full Version : If I could go back in time...

03-19-2010, 12:06 PM
... I would punch my 7 year old self in the face. Forget stock tips or advice on how to get together with that cute girl I was in love with in school... I would punch myself in the face. Why? Because as a child of the 80's, I had it all: TFs, Joes, He-man, Super Powers, etc. You name it, I had it. And I destroyed all those beautiful vintage toys cause I was a snotty little shit. I would definitely punch myself in the face, and maybe give myself a swirly just for good measure.

What would you do if you went back in time?

03-19-2010, 12:12 PM
if I were to go back in time I would punch you in the face as well.

03-19-2010, 12:14 PM
Let's all punch him in the face.

Black Llama
03-19-2010, 12:14 PM
....if I could find a way. I'd take back all the word..... ummm


03-19-2010, 12:17 PM
yeah put me down for a punch...

03-19-2010, 12:17 PM
if i were to go back in time i would punch you in the face as well.

let's all punch him in the face.


arashikage tat
03-19-2010, 12:20 PM
I would go back and whisper in my 6yr old self's ear

"Get two of everything"

03-19-2010, 12:20 PM
LMAO as well!!!

03-19-2010, 12:21 PM
If I could go back in time I have a damn laundry list of things I would acomplish/manipulate/sabatoge. I would head back to 1978 when I was born.

1.) Give my parents a folder full of the top ranked investments to get my trust fund in full working order for me.

2.) Leave explicit order for them to buy 3 of every G.I. Joe toy ever made. 1 to play with at that age, 1 to keep Mint in box and 1 to open and "display" when I hit age 32.

3.) Tell my dad to wear a respirator so that he wouldn't get cancer later in life from painting cars.

- really if I had the money from the investments in #1 I couldn't even guess how the rest of my life would turn out -so 1st you get the money, they you get anything else you want.

03-19-2010, 12:23 PM
Yeah, I'd most likely screw my life up worse and have about six more kids out of wedlock. I'm better off staying as is.

03-19-2010, 12:24 PM
also punch that dude....

03-19-2010, 12:24 PM
If I could go back in time I would play with myself.

03-19-2010, 12:26 PM
If I could go back in time I would play with myself.
There's always time for that in the present. If I had that philosophy, going back in time wouldn't be such an ordeal.

03-19-2010, 12:27 PM
If I could go back in time I would play with myself.

Try explaining that to the cops.

03-19-2010, 12:40 PM
Now that I think about it, past self and I would most likely enjoy playing with each other.

In the immortal words of EEK the cat, it never hurts to help a friend!

03-19-2010, 12:51 PM
I'd place some bets on ball games. :)

03-19-2010, 12:52 PM
Let's all punch him in the face.

I only ask it be done one at a time please.

I suppose I would have to set myself up with money for the plastic surgery I would need after hundreds of Tankers go back in time and punch me in the face. Two words: Google. Apple.

03-19-2010, 12:56 PM
Stay in school longer. Learn to play the drums. By two of each joe figure and tell my parents to buy all the apple stock they could afford.

03-19-2010, 01:26 PM
If i made it back in time(through a hottub maybe)....
Me and Bill Gates would be best friends!!!!Hed get every little bit of cash i could give him!!
And id buy 3 of every Gijoe and Transformers toys...just in case Bil doesnt come through...

arashikage tat
03-19-2010, 01:52 PM
If I could go back in time, I would find 8yr old Headman and offer him a fruit smoothie and tell him blow is not the way! :)

03-19-2010, 01:57 PM
Truth is I'm back in time right now.

The Conflict
03-19-2010, 01:57 PM
I'd go back just to kill a mosquito...

03-19-2010, 01:59 PM