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T.F.Joe
02-03-2010, 01:22 PM
STAFF EDIT
KEEP THIS THRREAD PG-13


You're a Tele-Viper, and your only weapon is a new-model hypno-ray. You are under attack by Scarlett and Cover Girl. You only have time to hypnotize one.

Which one do you hypnotize and what do you tell her to do?

CV2.0
02-03-2010, 01:25 PM
Scarlett, and I tell her to kill Cover Girl.

Gyre-Viper
02-03-2010, 01:25 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t785m-KUr50/SfH0AeKpr9I/AAAAAAAAACE/EA-5kaPKkV4/s320/IMG_2296.jpg

Headman
02-03-2010, 01:26 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/echo7solo/untitled-1.jpg

Moses
02-03-2010, 01:28 PM
Scarlett, and I tell her to kill Cover Girl.

That's the simple answer. The fact that you picked two women and a hypno-ray in the scenario makes me wonder if you had more perverse solutions in mind.

T.F.Joe
02-03-2010, 01:29 PM
That's the simple answer. The fact that you picked two women and a hypno-ray in the scenario makes me wonder if you had more perverse solutions in mind.
No, way. HIJ(

Echo7Solo
02-03-2010, 01:35 PM
this time I'll say "hi" headman :D

people lets keep this PG-13 at the worst ok?

Flint071
02-03-2010, 01:37 PM
Hypnotize Cover Girl and have her run Scarlett over with the Wolverine.

Headman
02-03-2010, 01:38 PM
this time I'll say "hi" headman :D

people lets keep this PG-13 at the worst ok?

The MPAA would have given that joke a PG-13 rating.

chief_1
02-03-2010, 01:38 PM
Wow... It really depends...

Which one knows how to cook a chicken pot pie?

Talisman
02-03-2010, 02:19 PM
Okay, I totally have this figure out.

...

I aim it at myself, or more accurately, the visor, shut my eyes as tight as possible, and fire, allowing the beam to refract off of the mirrored surface and hit BOTH of them at once, then I get commendation of valor and a minifridge for my quarters!

Troynos
02-03-2010, 02:25 PM
Scarlett, and I tell her to kill Cover Girl.

Seriously. What other answer can there be?

There's 2 of them, only one in your control, and the other still out to stop you.

You hypnotize Scarlett, have her kill Cover Girl and you run away.

krooklyn
02-03-2010, 02:59 PM
I'm gonna keep this PG-13: I use a Jedi mind trick and tell them "You (both of them) want to take your clothes off and seduce me". LOL!

joedelta
02-03-2010, 04:32 PM
Let's make it the doctor and insert dudes name here for zoltron.



Now we talking movie scarlett and cover girl? Or comic/cartoon version.

If movie version, cg is dead so scarlett becomes all mine.
If other version then pass, because there ink and paper.

GeneralxRon
02-03-2010, 04:39 PM
Okay here's m PG-13 answer...

The Baroness comes in and whips everyone..end of situation"

T.F.Joe
02-03-2010, 06:16 PM
Let's make it the doctor and insert dudes name here for zoltron.



Now we talking movie scarlett and cover girl? Or comic/cartoon version.

If movie version, cg is dead so scarlett becomes all mine.
If other version then pass, because there ink and paper.

A) If you go by the junior novel, CG survives
B) It's cartoon version

psycho_klown66
02-04-2010, 04:18 PM
Hmmmm....

MakWiesel
02-04-2010, 04:21 PM
I would hypnotize myself. No way I could shoot either of those lovelies :)

Zefram
02-04-2010, 04:21 PM
STAFF EDIT
KEEP THIS THRREAD PG-13

Uh... yeah. Good luck with that. >_>;;;

I'm not even touching this topic.

NeoDragonKnight
02-04-2010, 04:26 PM
/face palm

Lody
02-04-2010, 04:27 PM
Yum

Mermaniel
02-04-2010, 04:52 PM
I'd go find Lady Jaye.

Mazinger
02-04-2010, 04:52 PM
I'd have one fight the other while I try to get away.

Scarlett would probably kick the crap out of Covergirl, but hopefully I'll have enough time to run away.

DaSmokeEater
02-04-2010, 05:00 PM
Hypnotize Scarlett and have her call Cover Girl with the latest gossip...that should buy me a good hour or two to make my escape.

kneroh
02-04-2010, 05:06 PM
Oooooh! A pretend gun for pretend girls! I use the gun to have them build me unicorn and we ride it around Kypton saving aliens from the cheese people that enslaved them!

Zefram
02-04-2010, 05:36 PM
Oooooh! A pretend gun for pretend girls! I use the gun to have them build me unicorn and we ride it around Kypton saving aliens from the cheese people that enslaved them!

http://composingcait.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/6a00d83451d69069e200e553a331848833-800wi.jpg
"Wow, sarcasm. That's original." - Dr Horrible

Unclassified
02-04-2010, 05:43 PM
i would plot to rule the world, and have em do bad things on the side , you know naughty things, real naughty...... you know,like steal me joes from stores and ppls houses, like a flagg, and terror drome, and a night raven, cus i can't seem to get one everytime i bid on one off ebay..
oh you thought that kind of naughty things, absolutely not, this is a pg at worst thread.. you freaks.. grow up will ya..

DaSmokeEater
02-05-2010, 08:58 AM
Nice try, but Wisconsin isn't on Krypton!

Most of life is pretend, why shouldn't we have threads that reflect it? (I could be biased by the fact I live in Illinois-but so little of existence is real here, you know?)