The G.I. Joe game V3

[VIPER 48]

Bye Bye Flint...

[Texasdoom]

Flint is down to three Golob.

[VIPER 48]

Flint is down to three Golob.


Oh well then, i guess Flint is just hanging around...Maybe later i can say bye to Flint...

[Golobulous]

ATTENTION COBRA: We need 1 hit to KO FLINT

COME ON COBRA FINISH THE JOB................

[Golobulous]

texasdoom is that 3 with the last 2 hits included so we need 3 more hits?

[VIPER 48]

Come on cobra, if you haven't placed your vote today, now is a good time...

[Golobulous]

Time to FIRE AT FLINT- Come on everyone i know there are alot of you on line now we need three hits to KO FLINT......we need your help!

[Echo7Solo]

heal Flint.... that's one more hit you have to have snake boy lol... sorry but the only cool thing about Golobulous is his voice. And the fact that he has so much in common with Shipwreck after shore leave.

Think about it

[the_loud_master]

heal Flint.... that's one more hit you have to have snake boy lol... sorry but the only cool thing about Golobulous is his voice. And the fact that he has so much in common with Shipwreck after shore leave.

Think about it
Lol and ewww...

[Echo7Solo]

Lol and ewww...

yeah and everybody I told that joke to knows exactly what I'm talking about. Now as far as the "sox" issue goes then I'm sure everybody knows the boards policy on having "sox" to start with. Where I find this game fun I don't think it is worth the risk of having your account terminated. With the question being raised I'm sure it is safe to say some investigations will go on soon and if for some reason somebody is using multiple names then they will be gone... boom, fin. I think the best way to go about this is IF you have more than one name you should save your favorite, PM Destro or CIAD and throw yourself on to their mercy. For being honest they MIGHT let you keep one of them. For the rest of us who only have the one name and some suspicion ( yes I kind of wondered for a little bit about a few people on here too) it would be in our best interest to let those in power handle the situation.

besides who would cheat with sox? I mean if your going to cheat you should bribe Texasdoom with a Torpedo or something.

[Golobulous]

I think the accusations are petty and pathetic, all i see is a bunch of crying now that cobra is organized and there is an actual competion happening. Besides it's only a fun game it is not worth trying to get people banned over.

[darthZartan]

Golobulous, you have done a awesome job of organizing cobra. Keep it up!

[Golobulous]

thank you darthzartan- and remember Cobra's if we can get just 4 hits we can KO FLINT- before the joes can heal him anymore. WHO WANTS THE KILLSHOT!

[Zap]

Quick! Joes heal Flint!

[GHOST1]

Yeah where is our Healers??? Flint needs some help asap!

[Echo7Solo]

I'm here and I healed him today

[Echo7Solo]

come on Joe team, we are still in the lead but loosing ground. Lets finish off those snakes.

[-FIREFLY-]

Attack! Cobra's! Attack!

[Golobulous]

Alright Cobra soldiers we still need 4 hits to KO FLINT....I will wait all night, or someone help Cobra out and Lets end this day on a Positive............

[Echo7Solo]

Alright Cobra soldiers we still need 4 hits to KO FLINT....I will wait all night, or someone help Cobra out and Lets end this day on a Positive............


how would a new death be positive... give peace a chance. Let Flint live. Now Serpentor on the other hand......... does Cobra even want him? I mean we would be doing you guys a favor to kill him off. I'm just saying

[darthZartan]

We have already captured flint. We are just torturing him. He WILL talk and when he does....BLAM! No more clown shoes. I suspect he wont make it past 12:03 tonight.

Serpentor may be a tard but he's OUR tard. OUR TARD!

Hail Cobra!

[Echo7Solo]

what is wrong with you DarthZartan, we are talking Flint here... not Duke but FLINT! you can't capture him. As for Serpentor I think the 'noks should Jessie James up his short bus. Then he might get a little respect.

[Golobulous]

I am going to bed, in the morning i better not have to waste my two hits on flint.....that is an order soldiers!

[darthZartan]

We capture WHO we want WHEN we want and HOW we want!

G.I.JOE: The makers of a football on a stick. HA!

Hail Cobra.

[Echo7Solo]

G.I.JOE: The makers of a football on a stick. HA!

Hail Cobra.

you got me there... hey has anybody seen a guy dressed up like a bird? just wondering

[darthZartan]

you got me there... hey has anybody seen a guy dressed up like a bird? just wondering

Hey, at least we get OUR eggs for free.

[Echo7Solo]

Hey, at least we get OUR eggs for free.


yeah but they were brown eggs.......... did you ever figure out why the yolk looked like peanunts?

[darthZartan]

yeah but they were brown eggs.......... did you ever figure out why the yolk looked like peanunts?

More nutrition for cobra to kill joes with. Brown eggs with peanuts inside coming out of a man with wings makes the best breakfast. Doesn't taste very good but thats besides the point.

G.I.JOE: the home of french circus clowns. Ridiculous.



Hail Cobra.

[Echo7Solo]

G.I.JOE: the home of french circus clowns. Ridiculous.



Hail Cobra.

yeah french circus clowns are pretty ridiculous. I mean not quite 7th son of a 7th son, hypnoses shield carrying ridiculous but ridiculous all the same.

[the_loud_master]

More nutrition for cobra to kill joes with. Brown eggs with peanuts inside coming out of a man with wings makes the best breakfast. Doesn't taste very good but thats besides the point.

G.I.JOE: the home of french circus clowns. Ridiculous.



Hail Cobra.
We don't have any French. You guys have the insperable twins who are corsican which is french.
Damned french.

[darthZartan]

We don't have any French. You guys have the insperable twins who are corsican which is french.
Damned french.

Forgot about them. eh.......damn it loud master.

G.I.JOE: home of the hot fruit salad.

Hail Cobra.

[the_loud_master]

Forgot about them. eh.......damn it loud master.

G.I.JOE: home of the hot fruit salad.

Hail Cobra.
Again see inseperable French circus acrobat twins.

[Echo7Solo]

and it is a new day. Time to get to work


Class three

Heal Flint

Yo Joe

[the_loud_master]

Hurt the clone!
Heal the rock {Flint}!

[darthZartan]

Oh, you guys are east coast. Lame, I still have to wait 2 hours to play.

G.I.JOE: The newer, hipper village people.


Hail Cobra.

[VIPER 48]

New day,

Hurt Flint.......Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[the_loud_master]

Oh, you guys are east coast. Lame, I still have to wait 2 hours to play.

G.I.JOE: The newer, hipper village people.


Hail Cobra.
No I just sleep at like 10 and tend to forget to do this unless I do it before then.

BTW: Twins are still the major cobra example of the village people.

[darthZartan]

No I just sleep at like 10 and tend to forget to do this unless I do it before then.

BTW: Twins are still the major cobra example of the village people.

So your flint heal wont count till midnight?

EDIT: You must not have taken a turn yet. Duh. Ok.

Hail cobra.

[Echo7Solo]

yeah Marry Kate and Ashley in business suits...... now that is scary. "I can't hit them General, they are too skinny" "Keep shooting Roadblock, lookout they are about to throw their crack pipe at us"

[darthZartan]

Knock Knock

whos there?

ripcord.

ripcord who?

ripcord dead in a hole on a beach. Zartan prevails.


Hail cobra.

[Echo7Solo]

isn't like most of cobra dead?

[Money-B]

Hurt Flint

Heal Serpentor

All Hail Cobra!!!

[VIPER 48]

Awwww, Flint is going down today...

[Echo7Solo]

Awwww, Flint is going down today...


how many snakes will go with him?

[VIPER 48]

It depends on how you guys attack us...

[Echo7Solo]

I have a feeling Serpentor won't live to see another sunset

[darthZartan]

Flint likes to die. DIE FLINT DIE! So tired....must stay awake to put flint in ground hole....

G.I.JOE: Never gets the putting because they never eat their meat.

Hail cobra.

[VIPER 48]

Come on Darth, stay awake and put Flint down for good...

[Echo7Solo]

I live my life like there's no tomorrow..... all I got I had to steal

[Money-B]

How many hit points left on Flint now?

[darthZartan]

How many hit points left on Flint now?

good question. I'm so tired I can't (I won't!) add. all I can do is.....kill.

G.I.JOE:......I got nothin.

Hail cobra.

[darthZartan]

Hurt flint. Good night.

hail cobra.

[young1nj]

heal flint (joes let me kow forsure if he i still alive, so i dont waste this)

hurt destro - no running away for the noble destro

class 2 the joes

[Money-B]

If he's not gone now, he WILL be gone by morning.

All Hail Cobra!!!

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Heal Flint
Hurt DESTRO

[*COBRA TROOPER*]

Team Cobra c1

Hurt wild bill

[Hicks_Royel]

Heal Destro

[Snake_Oil]

Ah I missed yesterday...

Hurt Flint,

or, if the math is not up to date, Hurt Wild Bill.

[xFlintx]

Heal Flint
Hurt Destro

Come on team, let's get the man in the Iron Mask.

YOOO JOE!!!!

[BrianZimmy]

Cobra
Class 1
Hurt FLINT

[Golobulous]

THANK YOU TO BRIANZIMMY WHO JUST KO'D FLINT-that was hard work cobra's but well worth it.

TODAY'S FOCUS-KO WILD BILL

Cobra c1 heavy weapons
Hurt Wild Bill

That is 4 hits on wild bill alright Cobra's you know what to do

[Golobulous]

We need 8 hits to KO WILD BILL!

[Golobulous]

Cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! bump

[Golobulous]

Come on All you Cobra's Lets FIRE ON WILD BILL! Keep it coming now is the time to make our move

[sgt.bludhound]

cobra class 1

hurt Wild Bill

COBRA LALALLALALLALALALALALLALALLA!!!!!

[xFlintx]

Where you Joes? Let's take down Sepentor!

YO JOE!

[Amberbratt]

Cobra Class 1 Hurt Wild Bill

[Golobulous]

Thanks to new recruit AmberBratt we now only need 4 hits to KO WILD BILL, come on Cobra's lets hurry up and finish the job. Wouldn't it be awesome if we could KO two characters in one day!

[DESTRO]

Open Fire on Wild Bill!

[Golobulous]

Thanks so much to Destro for helping out
Alright Cobra's 2 Hits to go to KO WILD BILL!

[C.I.A.D.]

C.I.A.D. - Cobra Heavy Weapons

HURT WILD BILL!

[Blowtorch Rules!]

burn DDD( !

yo joe!

[Golobulous]

THANK YOU C.I.A.D. FOR KILLING WILD BILL!
ATTENTION COBRA'S--We should now focus all our firepower on "DUKE" we need 11 hits to KO DUKE!

[Golobulous]

IF you are a Cobra medic Focus your heal points on-DESTRO

[-FIREFLY-]

Hurt Duke!!

[Echo7Solo]

Come on Joe team lets get back to it.

[Golobulous]

Thank you Firefly- 9 hits to go WHO WANTS TO KO DUKE!

[DREADNOK TORCH]

Burn Duke!!!

In Fact let's Flame Broil all of the Joes!!!


Hail Cobra..er..DREADNOKS!!!

[Echo7Solo]

Ok where is the rest of the Joe team? Come on guys... lets see you come out to fight off these snakes

[Golobulous]

Seven Hits To "KO DUKE"!

[Echo7Solo]

for real Joe team are we going to get beat by Cobra? Home of the Cobra La? Home of bird boys and cheap carnival acts?

[COBRA.B.A.T.]

New Target in range......

engaging attack mode.........


ATTACK Duke!!!!

[Golobulous]

"I will stain my hands with your blood" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Golobulous]

Alright Cobra 5 hits to KO DUKE, lets finish him off and move on to the next target!

[Echo7Solo]

"I will stain my hands with your blood" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


pretty cool... now can you say " your a bumb Rock!"

oh I know or "you'll never catch me Batman"

[BigErn]

Class 3

Heal Destro

Hail Cobra

[Golobulous]

thanks bigern we can always count on ya

[Echo7Solo]

Come on Joe team! we are loosing ground.

[C.I.A.D.]

Man, I love this game! :D


TexasDoom for President!

[Echo7Solo]

Man, I love this game! :D


TexasDoom for President!


isn't it the best game ever? I agree... lets check texasdoom's passport records!

[Cobra-Viper]

In the name of Cobra (and Golobulus) I hurt Duke


(and I'll be a Soldier class if thats cool, I'm not really sure what is going on)

[Golobulous]

Thank you so much for joining friend, feel free to pm me if you have any questions about strategy, the basic instructions are on page one of the thread, hope to fight with you side by side!

[Golobulous]

Thanks to NEW RECRUIT Cobra-Viper we now only need 3 hits to KO DUKE! Come on Cobra's lets finish the job

[Mad_Max]

hurt duke!

[-SNOW SERPENT-]

Hurt Duke!!!


Hail Cobra!

[Golobulous]

Thank you to SNOW SERPENT- Duke is now DEAD!
Next Target:Roadblock 12 hits to finish him off, Fire away Cobra!

[Texasdoom]

Due to a slight miscalculation by the COBRA Team,flint was left untouched,and continuously healed by the JOE team,due to good math,FLINT is still alive. Yes,it has been rechecked,and rechecked. Flint was not killed.

COBRA:6
JOES:5

[Echo7Solo]

Come on Joe team... lets take out Destro... he is their best one left.. after him it is a cake walk. Rally hats!

[Golobulous]

So texasdoom you are saying somehow flint has seven hp left? How is that possible?

[GHOST1]

Hurt Destro!!!


Yo Joe!

[Echo7Solo]

So texasdoom you are saying somehow flint has seven hp left? How is that possible?


math

[GHOST1]

Echo you should know cobras don't know how to add by now!

[Mad_Max]

I'm changing my hit to flint ( in light of recent math).

[Golobulous]

I guess we have to forget about Roadblock for now and finish off Flint. 7 Hits, Lets do this quick, I have contacted several of you, lets do Flint Quick so we can start on Roadblock!

[VIPER 48]

Damn, i figured Flint would be gone already...

[BigDawg]

Joes Class 1

Hurt Destro

[Golobulous]

Since we only needed 3 hits to kill duke, 1 of mad max's hit points should go to flint. thus leaving us with needing 6 hits to ko flint. whatta you say texasdoom?

[SHORT-FUZE]

Joe Class 1 HW

Hurt Destro's Nuts Hard!


Yo Joe!

[Mad_Max]

Since we only needed 3 hits to kill duke, 1 of mad max's hit points should go to flint. thus leaving us with needing 6 hits to ko flint. whatta you say texasdoom?

I'm class 1 so isn't that 2 points?

[Golobulous]

Yes I am just saying 1 of the two points must remain with Duke in order for him to remain dead

Ps. Come on Banana Destro join us and hurt flint we would love for you to be on our team!

[Mad_Max]

Yes I am just saying 1 of the two points must remain with Duke in order for him to remain dead

Ps. Come on Banana Destro join us and hurt flint we would love for you to be on our team!

I don't think i can split my points so maybe I should just keep the hits on duke to avoid compications. what do you and texas think?

[Echo7Solo]

I don't think i can split my points so maybe I should just keep the hits on duke to avoid compications. what do you and texas think?


well considering you can't change your hit unless you hit somebody who is already dead then yeah I think it is best you keep yours the same... or you can just withdraw your hits completely so there is no confusion at all.

[Golobulous]

No one will be withdrawing any hits, I suggest you keep youre hits as is and if texasdoom decides to split the hit points rather than have one go for nothing that is his choice. that should definitly be looked into as a rule for the game if you finish off a character and you only need one hit to do it the other hit should not be wasted.

[Golobulous]

COBRA'S-we need "7" HITS TO KO FLINT" -please hurt flint, lets finish the job

[A.V.A.C.]

cobra, heavy weapons
hurt flint
heal, whoever needs it!

[Golobulous]

Thanks to A.V.A.C. for joining the team, that leaves 6 hits to KO FLINT!

[VIPER 48]

I knew you would join eventually A.V.A.C...

[A.V.A.C.]

now i am bloodthirsty, who can i hurt now!

class 2

good to be on board, hail cobra!

[VIPER 48]

Are you class1 or class 2 A.V.A.C.?

[Golobulous]

We only get one chance per day, but AVAC check in in the morning or whenever tommarrow as i let everyone know where we stand regularly throughout the game so people know who to hurt and who to heal. thanks again for joining!

PS- if you could edit your post and declare what class you are, if you are class 1 you get 2 hurts, class 2 gets 1 hurt 1 heal, class 3 gives you 2 heals

[RIP-CORD]

Heavy Weapons Class 1

Hurt Destro

[Golobulous]

Attention Cobra Medics: we need you to Heal Destro!

[The Sarge!]

Come on Joes! Don't back down now!

Hurt Destro!!!!!!!!!!!!



Yo Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Junkyard]

Joe Team Class 1

Hurt Destro



Yo Joe!

[Golobulous]

I need one of you Cobra team members i contacted to heal Destro, Come on cobra's lets save Destro!

[Zap]

HURT Destro

if dead?

HURT Baroness

[Golobulous]

ATTENTION: After recount FLINT IS DEAD! I am calling for an official recount, but i have counted it twice from the beginning of this round until now and he is Dead!

ALL COBRA'S: Please focus hurts on Roadblock, and heals on Destro!

[nyb3017]

Class 2

Heal Roadblock

Hurt Baroness

YO JOE!!!

[Mad_Max]

No one will be withdrawing any hits, I suggest you keep youre hits as is and if texasdoom decides to split the hit points rather than have one go for nothing that is his choice. that should definitly be looked into as a rule for the game if you finish off a character and you only need one hit to do it the other hit should not be wasted.

I can understand if that extra point is wasted. If I'm worth 2 points and I waste it on someone who has only 1 point left, we should have had a class 2 hit him then I would throw my 2 points on someone else. Anyway, did I kill anyone?

[Golobulous]

My Count has Flint Dead, with extra hits dedicated to his death beyond the necessary amount, I am not sure if you got the kill. I am sorry if i originally miscounted, but after two recounts there is no way flint is alive

[Echo7Solo]

Texasdoom has the offical count. Regardless if Flint is dead or not there are no splitting points. A wasted point is a wasted point. Regardless. The joe team has wasted more than their share of poits as well. That is the price of being heavy weapons.

[Echo7Solo]

I can understand if that extra point is wasted. If I'm worth 2 points and I waste it on someone who has only 1 point left, we should have had a class 2 hit him then I would throw my 2 points on someone else. Anyway, did I kill anyone?


Mad Max, first I'm sorry you are on the wrong team but atleast you are playing the game. Ok, the price of being class one is you can waste hits. Hits can't be split. That rule was made from the start. That is the price. Just as medics can't split heals. It would be better point wise to hold off a heavy weapons attack on somebody who only needs one point hit but it gives the other team the chance to heal them briging it back up to three points. So is it worth you to waste a point to get a kill? Or is it better to roll the dice and keep him around to waste more hits later? Strategy is important here. When we had vehicles the Joe team showed strategy there by not wasting time with them. That's why Cobra was loosing so much ground. Sure it helped them in other ways but in the end it was like sacrificing pawns in chess. But then again your team leaders should be the ones to point this out to you.... not me.

[Golobulous]

Alright Cobra's here is where we are at:

If you are class 1 Hurt Roadblock he needs 12 hits!

If you are class 2 or 3 Hurt Roadblock or heal Destro

Come on Cobra's we have had our best day in the games history, lets close it out strong!

[Warrant Officer Flint]

We need a rally up the Joe team! We need to be stronger and defeat this newer, better Cobra team! ring out the heavy weapons and start hurting some snakes!

[Golobulous]

Cobra's: we need to finish off roadblock tonight. GIVE ME 12 HITS TO KO ROADBLOCK!

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Kill DESTRO joe team! Cut the head of the snake and the rest follow... except it is hard to cut through metal but... KILL DESTRO!

YOOOO JOE!

[Echo7Solo]

Oh Destro is dead thanks to The Sarge! So Junkyard can change his hit if he does it before midnight. New target.... We are spanking the Baroness right now. Is that a bad thing? I mean come on, who doesn't want to spank the Baroness?

[Golobulous]

Alright Cobras: Lets hit Roadblock with everything we have

If any of our medics are online focus all efforts on healing the baroness!

[Echo7Solo]

Our forward reconnaissance team has spotted the new Cobra Calvary preparing for battle. Stand by for visual conformation.

[Echo7Solo]

Destro leading the troops into battle...............
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/echo7solo/calvary.jpg

[darthZartan]

A compliment to my little ponie fans or a insult to cobra? Either way, G.I.Joe is going to die.

G.I.JOE: Tastes great with beer!

Hail Cobra.

[Texasdoom]

No one may split hits,that defeats the purpose of the classes. Therefore it takes the entire consequence of making a wrong move,which is what makes the game a game. The count is still wrong. I counted twice,then three times. I have two tabs up at all times,and in my entire history of this game,Ive had one miscount. That was by one. Im not on any teams side,and I will call a miscount by either team.

[Warrant Officer Flint]

"My little pony, my little pony, you'll always in my heaaaaart." is what Destro cries coming into battle. Is that what you want for a leader, well the answer is no so join G.I. Joe today! Hey, we should have double agents in this game....

[Johnnyakiba]

Hurt Destro....(Is he dead? If not then hurt CG or a Dreaknok....or anyother Cobra)

Heal the weakest.

[darthZartan]

"My little pony, my little pony, you'll always in my heaaaaart." is what Destro cries coming into battle. Is that what you want for a leader, well the answer is no so join G.I. Joe today! Hey, we should have double agents in this game....

Your just NOW thinking about double agents? Man we thought of that months ago! Wont work. There I just saved you time.

The truth about destros pony is that he has a herd of those things. He rides a different one every day then kills it for dinner.

G.I. Joe is so lame. Join cobra, its what the cool kids do.

Hail cobra.

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Because cool kids ride on pink fluffy ponies! I am definitely going to join cobra now! Give me a while to whip something up in Photo Shop about joining cobra...

[Echo7Solo]

G.I. Joe is so lame. Join cobra, its what the cool kids do.

Hail cobra.


we are "so lame?" who's riding the my little pony? Just saying. I can't wait to see what CIAD says about this one lol

[darthZartan]

Thats G.I.Joe for ya, people. Putting down and making fun of other peoples life style. Is destro "wrong" for riding ponies then killing and eating them? Not at all.

Join Cobra, where you can be yourself.

Hail CObra.

[Echo7Solo]

I'll give it to cobra, they are equal opportunity. But when it comes to riding pink ponies, well the US government has a "don't ask don't tell" policy

[Golobulous]

So you are still saying flint has 6 health points? I just don't see were they are coming from unless they carry over from the previous game or something. If you go back to where you updated my count on flint before, he only had three health points and here are far more hits than heals after that point. But you have the final word so i guess we have to come up with six more hits

[Echo7Solo]

Golobulous you are only counting your hits and not the heals...... I recounted where Texasdoom left off and he is right. Your count is off.

[Golobulous]

This is Golobulous to all Cobra's if you have not voted today, please come and vote now so we can close the book on flint once and for all. I will be staying up until 12:01 in order to put two hits on flint if necessary, hopefully you all can come up with 6 hits before then. Lets not loose all the ground we worked so hard to gain. If anyone wants to volunteer to stay up until 12:01 in order to finish flint off "talkin to you darthzartan" lets all get together and do this!

[Echo7Solo]

LOL... sit up DarthZartan and talk trash with me. You are in a later time zone and my heal will come first. :)

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Ok, I am now for sure joining Cobra, I mean come on, look at their business card...
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/FlintTheWarrantOfficer/mylittleponycobra2.jpg
:D

[Golobulous]

To much spare time

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Lol, yep... I have school of till Monday... oh so much time off!

[Echo7Solo]

war council nominations in...... check out the thread to see who is on it

[Warrant Officer Flint]

I'm not. I should have nominated myself, lol, he he... think of what I could do as a war council member...

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/6817/explosion.jpg

[CobraCommando]

Cobra
Heavy weapons

Hurt roadblock

COOOOOOBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAA

[Golobulous]

Thank you for joining our team, All you Cobra's give a welcome To COBRACOMMANDO- our newest recruit. thanks for helping the cause man!

[A.V.A.C.]

AVAC rides no ponys or JEM stars to glory. i've been issued a parachute and i leave it in my locker at the drome. i spit in my ejection seat lever to disengage its system, so i am ready to die for the crimson cause. i live only to destroy everything frat-boy Joe has to throw at me an' me cobra droogies. i was born to fly the firebat, and will die while killing in it, ha ha. the blue and crimson shadow will soon envelope your positions and our brigades shall tear your ambitions to meer echos of defeat. throw up your arms and join the legions. otherwise, prepare young g.i.'s, you will die.

[Echo7Solo]

somebody needs to lay off the Mountain Dew

[The Sarge!]

Hey Look Joes! More Snakes to Stomp!

hehehe!!!






Yo Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darthZartan]

Welcome to cobra cobracommando.

[darthZartan]

I'm totally staying up tonight. I'm on beer #2.

[darthZartan]

AVAC rides no ponys or JEM stars to glory. i've been issued a parachute and i leave it in my locker at the drome. i spit in my ejection seat lever to disengage its system, so i am ready to die for the crimson cause. i live only to destroy everything frat-boy Joe has to throw at me an' me cobra droogies. i was born to fly the firebat, and will die while killing in it, ha ha. the blue and crimson shadow will soon envelope your positions and our brigades shall tear your ambitions to meer echos of defeat. throw up your arms and join the legions. otherwise, prepare young g.i.'s, you will die.

Well said.

Hail cobra.

[Echo7Solo]

I'm totally staying up tonight. I'm on beer #2.


how many does it take for you to pass out?

[darthZartan]

how many does it take for you to pass out?

Oh, I don't. Passing out is for joes.

Hail Cobra.

[A.V.A.C.]

hey sarge, if you didn't notice wrestler boy, i took a shot at your beret lovin comrade flint. i'm here, go throw a chair, now echo, hear me, that's cabernet sauvignon talking, not the dew dew dew dew ......

[Echo7Solo]

ok well just keep drinking until you get so drunk that you post the wrong thing or in the wrong thread. How about that?

[Echo7Solo]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n131/echo7solo/ponycommander.jpg

[darthZartan]

ok well just keep drinking until you get so drunk that you post the wrong thing or in the wrong thread. How about that?

Impossible. I may post stupid ass stuff but I only vote to kill joes.

[Echo7Solo]

Impossible. I may post stupid ass stuff but I only vote to kill joes.


well how do I know if your drunk or not? you post stupid ass stuff all the time? throw me a frick'n bone here

[A.V.A.C.]

whose drunk lightweight? a glass of wine does not guarantee drunkeness. but joining cobra does guarentee victory. you simple minded fool!

HAIL COBRA!

[Golobulous]

ATTENTION COBRA: we need 6 hits to KO FLINT- will anyone online who wants to join cobra come on and post a hurt on flint!

[A.V.A.C.]

i hope we're kidding here, fellow tankers. this war has no boundries. we are killing each other in this bitter wa.., oh never mind.

[Echo7Solo]

ATTENTION COBRA: we need 6 hits to KO FLINT- will anyone online who wants to join cobra come on and post a hurt on flint!


ok well if this is directed to new players I'll give you another option. Why would you want to kill Flint when you can spank the Baroness? that's right. Join the Joe team and you can smack that leather clad backside. You know you want to. Who wouldn't want to? I mean look at it? It is so round that scientist can calibrate their equipment. So I give you the choice, KO Flint or Spank the Baroness

[Echo7Solo]

http://www.comic-images.com/data/media/24/baroness2.jpg

come on, tell me you don't want to spank her

[A.V.A.C.]

dude, i work there. i was getting my love on when your bombs started to fall couple months ago. nice job. peace makers huh? come stay at the drome joes, we got all kinds of great accomadations for you boys. drop by, will you?

[darthZartan]

well how do I know if your drunk or not? you post stupid ass stuff all the time? throw me a frick'n bone here

Actually I'm always drunk.

Cobra:free beer
g.i.joe:free clown shoes

The choice is clear.
Hail Cobra.

[Golobulous]

COBRA TEAM UPDATE-

We need- 6 hits to KO FLINT

We need- all class 3 members or "medics" to heal the Baroness

Anyone who has not voted or those who have received pm's about joining the game, now is a great time to help the team, help us finish the day by ending FLINT.

[Golobulous]

bump

[Echo7Solo]

last chance to spank the baroness tonight

[Golobulous]

Cobra class 1

Hurt FLint

GOOD MORNING COBRA TEAM:

4 hits to KO FLINT! LETS DO IT!

[C.I.A.D.]

Cobra Heavy Weapons

Hurt Flint


Make that 2, Golob ;)

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Hurt Baroness
Heal Flint
Yo Joe!

[darthZartan]

cobra class 1
Hurt flint!

Did you all feel the power of cobra last night?

COBRA:AWESOME
g.i.joe:stinks like cat poo


Hail Cobra.

[CG23]

COBRA Class 1


Hurt Flint

[Warrant Officer Flint]

Come on joe team! Kill cobra!

[darthZartan]

Join cobra and meet Zartan in person!

Hail Cobra!
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/IMG_36743.jpg

[the_loud_master]

Dude what happened last night?! I couldn't go to the tank for some reason. page wouldn't load!

Heal Flint hurt Baroness

[darthZartan]

Dude what happened last night?! I couldn't go to the tank for some reason. page wouldn't load!

Heal Flint hurt Baroness

That was the raw power of cobra. Hail Cobra!

Its going to be a bad weekend to be a joe!
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http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/stalker1.jpg

[darthZartan]

Join Cobra! We serve the best bloody marys in town!

[Golobulous]

ATTENTION COBRA: "FLINT IS DEAD"

You should all now focus your firepower on "ROADBLOCK"

If you are a Medic or Class 2 or 3 please heal Baroness!

[Golobulous]

OKAY COBRA'S 13 hits to KO ROADBLOCK!

[sgt.bludhound]

cobra class 1

hurt roadblock

[CG76]

Hurt Roadblock

[CobraCommando]

Cobra
Heavy weapons

Hurt roadblock

For the Glory of Cobra!

[Golobulous]

WELCOME! To our newest member CG76 thank you for hurting roadblock, hope you continue to be a part of the Cobra team!

[Golobulous]

COBRA TEAM UPDATE: We need 7 hits now to KO ROADBLOCK!

[Texasdoom]

WOW!

COBRA:7
GI JOE:6

could this be the craziest stalemate in GI JOE GAME history?!?!?!?!? Stay tuned to find out!

[Golobulous]

Thanks to the Official count by texasdoom Cobra now needs only 5 hits to KO ROADBLOCK! Alright soldiers you know what to do!

[darthZartan]

Poor shipwreck and polly. No more bananas for them.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/shipwreckpolly.jpg

[Golobulous]

Come on Cobra's we only need 5 hits to do Roadblock, lets get this done!

P.s. amberbratt if you are out there your message box is full, but we need you to hurt roadblock!

[Omegawrath]

Hurt Roadblock!

[Golobulous]

WELCOME! To Cobra's newest member OMEGAWRATH, thank you for joining the team, and helping cobra KO ROADBLOCK. hope you have fun playing the game with us!

[Golobulous]

OFFICIAL COBRA TEAM UPDATE: We now need only 3 hits to KO ROADBLOCK!

[xFlintx]

Heal Roadblock, Hurt Baroness.

We'll stop those snakes yet! Yo Joe

[Golobulous]

Roadblock is back up to 4 hits now, come on we just need two people to hit roadblock and finish him before he gets healed any more. CALLiNG ALL COBRAS: hit roadblock!

[GI Joanne]

Heal Baroness twice and hurt Roadblock.Cobra!

[Golobulous]

WELCOME! To Cobra's newest member GIJOANNE, I am assuming she wants to be class 3 and give the Baroness 2 heals. Awesome job Joanne thanks for joining in the fun!

[VIPER 48]

Hurt Roadblock...

[VIPER 48]

Damn you guys, i am proud of you cobra for kicking it up a notch. Keep up the good work...

[Golobulous]

Thanks viper48

ALRIGHT COBRA: 2 HITS TO KO ROADBLOCK.

Next person to hit him gets credited with the kill!

[GI Joanne]

I'm not familiar with the classing system-but I figured since I am a nurse I'm qualified to atleast be a medic :) .

This is a very kool game-Cobra!

[Golobulous]

Ok Joanne here is how the class system works

Class 1 gives 2 hurts

Class 2 gives 1 hurt and 1 heal

Class 3 gives 2 heal points

we would be happy to have you as our nurse or "medic" thanks again for joining in the fun!

[darthZartan]

Welcome all new cobras. You have chosen wisely. Anyone who follows this post with "hurt roadblock, hail cobra" gets the kill. ANYONE!

Hail Cobra!
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/0000.png

[GI Joanne]

Cobra has a new nurse ;)!

[Money-B]

Hurt Roadblock

Heal Baroness

I may not get credit for the kill, but he only has one hit point left. Any Class 1 or Class 2 can finish him off now.

All Hail Cobra!!!

[Golobulous]

GREAT JOB COBRA'S : 1 final hit to KO ROADBLOCK, who want it! lets get it quick before anyone can heal him.

[Golobulous]

I was just wondering if that is a picture of you joanne? We definitly need all the help we can get on the healing side of things. Most of us are heavy weapons hurters.

[GI Joanne]

I was just wondering if that is a picture of you joanne? We definitly need all the help we can get on the healing side of things. Most of us are heavy weapons hurters.

I wish-No thats Daryl Hannah from Kill Bill.

[Golobulous]

I know how you can help joanne, if you know anyone on this board who might want to play for Cobra you could give them a quick pm and see if they want to play.

[darthZartan]

Road block is still fair game! Cmon people, new recruits, anyone out there, step right up and kill yourself a joe!

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/cat-kick-cobra.jpg

[Golobulous]

Amen to that 1 hit finishes old Roadblock off. anyone at all just post Hurt Roadblock and you get the kill credit on page one of the game!

[Tomax & Xamot]

Hurt Roadblock!!! Hail Cobra!!!

[VIPER 48]

Woooo Hoooooo, Roadblock is gone....Hail Cobraaaaaaaa

[darthZartan]

Hurt Roadblock!!! Hail Cobra!!!


Awesome! Hail Cobra! Another dead joe, way to go!

[Golobulous]

Now that Roadblock is DEAD! We now turn our focus on Breaker. So to all cobra's turn all your hits on Breaker. He needs 12 hits for the KO.

[darthZartan]

Only 2 joes left..

airborne and breaker.

KILL BREAKER!!!!!!

[VIPER 48]

Hey darthZartan it is good to see you stayed around to play this game. You and i have been playing since GI Joe game version 1 and since we have seen many new players. Again, thanks for sticking in there and putting it to those joes...

[darthZartan]

Hey darthZartan it is good to see you stayed around to play this game. You and i have been playing since GI Joe game version 1 and since we have seen many new players. Again, thanks for sticking in there and putting it to those joes...

Right back at you Viper! We spilt the same blood in the same mud.

[nyb3017]

Class 2

Hurt Baroness

Heal Breaker

YO JOE!!!

[Golobulous]

When you draw first blood thats just the start of it na na na................your not expendable Rambo! "When your pushed killin's as easy as breath'in

[darthZartan]

We should recruit Rambo. Everyone welcome our newest cobra GUNG HO! He just showed up and asked to join, I guess he got tired of bananas for dinner and shining his clown shoes. Can't blame him. Man being a joe sucks.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/0104.png

[VIPER 48]

I knew he was a traitor...Well at least he joined the winning side...

[Money-B]

I must have been that beat down we put on him recently. That or the bananas and clown shoes.

All Hail Cobra!!!

[darthZartan]

Rambo has joined cobra...for free.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/Rambo2_468x319.jpg

[Golobulous]

Great pic that movie is soooooooo awesome. I can't wait for the dvd.

[Texasdoom]

Updated.

[Golobulous]

Alright Cobra's lets HIT BREAKER 12 Hits for the KO!

[darthZartan]

The terminator has joined Cobra.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/terminator.jpg

[Golobulous]

I wonder if chuck norris will join cobra!

[A.V.A.C.]

hurt breaker

[Golobulous]

great to see you back in action avac, we almost have this game won!

[darthZartan]

Norris is in! But he demanded his own castle and a herd of buffalo so I think we better get on that.
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg280/punisher1020/chuck-norris-002.jpg

[Golobulous]

nice work!

[Golobulous]

Now if steven seagal joins cobra we have the trifecta!

[Golobulous]

ATTENTION COBRA'S: 10 Hits to KO BREAKER!

[tuan_tran73]

OK hurt Roadblock. Hail Cobra!