Next Best Thing To Watching The Movie, I Guess

[minstrelboy]

So I had a dream last night that I was watching the new G.I. Joe movie. Unfortunately, a lot of the finer points have faded away, as it usually does with dreams, but Duke, Scarlett and Roadblock were there, as was Cobra Commander, leading thousands of Cobra troops at a rally. The start of the dream was pretty intense, some kind of covert mission, but then all hell broke loose. Then it got a little weird, and started looking too CGI. I woke up in the middle of CC's troop rally. That's about it.

[Johnnyakiba]

Are you magic?

[Gentleman]

Dude.

I had a similar dream last night myself!!!

First, it was "midnight madness": I was in some toy store and the Joe movie stuff had been released that nite. The Cobra troopers looked very similar to their classic design except the helmets were pretty much WWII german-like. All in all, they were classic Cobra troopers looking more realistic. Cobra Commander sported a removable helmet/mask and he had Levitt's face. Anyways... it was indeed madness. So, instead of trying to get every figure, it seems that I decided to *STEAL* some Star Wars die-cast stuff. WTF. Shame on me!!!

The nice part was that my ex-girlfriend was with me. Miss her :(

Anyways... the second part was about the movie itself. It was a private screening for press and such. There was a lot of military. They were all very excited about getting to see the movie. Myself? I had a ticket but it didn't have a signature from some woman that was the organizer or something. Without it, the ticket was worthless. This woman was apparently some left-wing "militant" who had been a hostage at some point and was widely recognized as a "hero-martyr" of some kind. ANYWAYS - I reached out to her and explained who I was. In essence, I told her: "look, I just wanna see the movie. I've got a 2 meters long aircraft carrier back home". She laughed (in a good way) and signed my ticket.

Unfortunately, I woke up before the film started. Ain't that classic?

[Astrokreep]

So I had a dream last night that


Dude.
I had a similar dream last night myself!!!


It's clear what happened here. You two are bonded by The Force!

[Gentleman]

I'm straight.







Just saying.

[Astrokreep]

I didn't know The Force was gay...?

[Gentleman]

That would explain many things though!

[Shogi]

I didn't know The Force was gay...?


It's not gay....it's metrosexual


This reminds me of when I dreamed I saw Spider-man. It was the one scene in all the trailers when he first climbs up a wall, then I became Spidey and wacky antics followed

[TENIME_art]

This woman was apparently some left-wing "militant"

Okay, that makes no sense. She was left-wing, but she was at a movie glorifying war?

Confusing...

[Johnnyakiba]

Why don't we just say that it was...Cobra Commander putting dreams into your head...

I think the force is homosexual...many Jedi (mostly males) that cannot marry? Often have young padowan "learners." I am just afraid of what they are "Learning"

[Phorpus]

Cobra must be behind all of these dreams!
In order to make us not sleep and get tired and then when we have to attack we'll be tired and I have lost the will to complete this joke.

But I once had a dream where Cobra had taken over the world. I had to get into a line and wait for my "Daily payment", and then when I got to the front I was face to face with Cobra Commander. And with the exact Chris Latta voice he asked if I wanted the "Mystery" payment or the "Surprise" payment. I chose mystery, he handed me a box, and when I opened it I found it was empty.

But I can't forget how real he looked, I could see my reflection in his mask, little engraved Cobra insignias on his buttons, and when leaving I even saw his gun on his back in absolute detail.

It's Cobra hacking into our dreams I tells ya'!
We need Lowlight and his traumatic memories of his father!

[Gentleman]

Okay, that makes no sense. She was left-wing, but she was at a movie glorifying war?

Confusing...

You never dream? Nothing makes sense!




And you folks are right. Not only is the Force gay, but this is all the result of Cobra's new weapon: THE DREAM DOMINATOR.

[TENIME_art]

Dude, my dreams are so f***ed up, if I described any of them to you, you'd wonder what kind of hard drugs I was doing before bed.

And, the Force is like duct tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

[TENIME_art]

I think the force is homosexual...many Jedi (mostly males) that cannot marry? Often have young padowan "learners." I am just afraid of what they are "Learning"

The Jedi are Catholic!? o_O

[SHIPWRECK"N"POLLY]

I dreamed the movie toys came out and they looked like 3.75 sigma six figures. Mini throw up then back to sleep!

[CaptainDinobot]

I recently had a dream that I went outside and 25th Anniversary figures were all over the lawn. I kept picking them up and the ones that fell from my hands and hit the ground disappeared.

So I took them inside to secure them and some of the figures outside disappered everytime I went inside. I found most of wave 6 and 7 dont remember what figures but couldn't find Wild Bill. When I found him someone else grabbed him and ran. I then chased him but he got away.

[mackdawg77]

Sounds like you need a girlfreind