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zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 01:27 AM
Hhmm... I might get flamed for this, but what the hell... It's just for sh*ts & giggles anyway...

This concept was originally for daremo's "The Mission" Contest, as a subteam to complement a vehicle custom to combat one of the winners, Top Shelf (no offense meant). But then, I sort of figured that it might be a bit too outlandish and might ruin the spirit of the contest, so I decided to enter it in the Slaughterhouse Contest instead, as it might be better received there.

Note: Rated PG-13 for suggestive language.

I present my new team and entry under the Category 3 (Subteam Category) - The Stylistas!

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/DSC04759.jpg
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 01:28 AM
Callsign: Makeover
Real Name: FLAVIO, Julian G.
Birthplace: Bern, SWITZERLAND
Rank: Stylist
Primary Military Specialty: Styling Specialist
Secondary Military Specialty: Image Consultant (And for the last time Jenkins, NO! THIS DOES NOT MEAN I WILL FIX YOUR CONSOLE DISPLAY SCREEN!!)
Primary Weapon: Blowdryer
Secondary Weapon: You don't want to know...
Bio: Julian is an individual suffering from delusions of grandeur. He was once a juinor designer for Calvin Kline, but was fired due to a shoutout he posted on Facebook saying "Everyone knows the entire Summer Line was all mine!". He couldn't find any other similar work, so he joined Hasbro's design team. But that didn't last long either, as he kept on claiming that the entire ROC line was his concept. Angry at how things ended with Hasbro, Julian approached the Cobra Commander, offering to redo the image of Cobra. For once Julian became instrumental in a design project. Some of his designs include Cobra Commander's "The Doctor" Bondage Suit, various Baroness outfits, and Destro's ceremonial "Pimp Daddy" outfit, complete with a gold mask. He also works closely with Cobra Commander, and usually makes use of the Commander's nanomites to make his makeovers more permanent.
This is what Julian had to say during a recent interview with Milk Magazine:
MM: "What is your primary role in Cobra?"
Julian: "First off, I just want to make it clear that I freelance, that I am ready and willing, that I will service anyone interested (wink)! My target for now would be Top Shelf. Top Shelf, I say to you - Rejoice when give myself to you, for I am Makeover!"

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/DSC04763.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/DSC04766.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/DSC04769.jpg
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 01:29 AM
Callsign: Sade
Real Name: VON WURST, Fritz K.
Birthplace: Dusseldorf, GERMANY
Rank: Personal Assistant
Primary Military Specialty: Styling Assistant
Secondary Military Specialty: Interrogations (How? Don't ask...)
Primary Weapon: Woven Leather Whip
Secondary Weapon: Mace Head Knotted Cudgel
Bio: Iron Grenadiers, upon completion of training, are required by their trainers to perform some form of prank, similar to high school senior pranks. Sade made the mistake of drawing a big Cobra logo on Baroness' Ferrari with a permanent marker. Destro gave him a choice - Waterboarding until he drowned, or a top secret assignment that would be a "long, hard, and painful punishment" for 10 years or until the polar ice cap melted, whichever came first. After he chose, he was injected a vial of custom nanomites by Makeover. In hindsight, had he known that the assignment was as "Personal Assistant" to Makeover (in essence, his personal boy toy), he would have chosen waterboarding instead.
This is an excerpt from a session with the company psychiatrist:
Sade: "This assignment isn't too strenuous during the day, only at night. I have a lot of time to read now. I am currently researching how to drastically speed up global warming."

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/DSC04772.jpg

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/DSC04777.jpg

Now I have my flamesuit on, specially designed by Makeover, so, flame away...!!!
musashi3000gt
11-09-2009, 01:58 AM
Absolutely hillarious man!
I cant imagine what Makeover's portfollio looks like.
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 02:46 AM
Absolutely hillarious man!
I cant imagine what Makeover's portfollio looks like.

Hehehe... Thanks!

Which portfolio - Business, or Personal? Though I'm not too sure I would want to delve too deep into that, as who knows what I may come up with...! :D
badmotivator
11-09-2009, 03:07 AM
wow...not sure what to say, except...wow...LOL!
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 04:32 AM
wow...not sure what to say, except...wow...LOL!

I know, I know... Do I now hand in my man card?

:D
crackus
11-09-2009, 05:15 AM
hahaha!! funny stuff dude!!! great work!! :D
samantha
11-09-2009, 05:58 AM
Interesting.
ShawnDustin
11-09-2009, 09:23 AM
hahahahaha! Funny
daremo
11-09-2009, 09:43 AM
Bwah! That's too funny! The look on Sade's face is priceless!

This one's for you!

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/daremo/top_shelf_vs.png

I leave the caption to you.
ShawnDustin
11-09-2009, 09:59 AM
Bwah! That's too funny! The look on Sade's face is priceless!

This one's for you!

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/daremo/daremo/top_shelf_vs.png

I leave the caption to you.
Pure WIN
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
Bwah! That's too funny! The look on Sade's face is priceless!

This one's for you!



I leave the caption to you.

And here ya go...!

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u245/zeplin0325/Toys/Stylistas/top_shelf_vsmakeoversade.jpg
bigdaddyblue73
11-09-2009, 09:32 PM
hahahahahaha--homovipers!
dsrader
11-09-2009, 09:35 PM
Nice.LOL
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 09:52 PM
hahahahahaha--homovipers!

Hey... I just might use that...!
















I can just see it now... Gay rights activists forming a lynch mob outside my door...
Cdt Weasel
11-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Lol awesome, its the counter team to the Transfemmers.

I think gyre and I have broken GI-Joe
Lifeline 71
11-09-2009, 10:16 PM
Just when I thought it was safe to venture onto the tank! What's this world coming to, lol?
zeplin0325
11-09-2009, 11:54 PM
Just when I thought it was safe to venture onto the tank! What's this world coming to, lol?



This may be the last time I go this creative direction. As I was doing these customs, my son flooded me with a barrage of "why" questions, particularly about Sade, like "Why is his hair white?", "Why does he look at me funny?", and "Why doesn't he wear a vest or something?".

They are now safely on my office desk, away from young, naive, susceptible minds; a reminder of, a testament to, the dangers of allowing a creative mind to run amok.

On second thought, nah... I just may keep 'em coming...:D
Gyre-Viper
11-09-2009, 11:57 PM
hahahaeheheheheahahhahehehehehahahehh

i was gonna make xamot and tomax spin offs called
don't ask and don't tell.


now all we need is a cobra bar for them all to hang out at!
Sgt. Kayfabe
11-10-2009, 12:02 AM
OK...LOL I think.
zeplin0325
11-10-2009, 01:14 AM
Lol awesome, its the counter team to the Transfemmers.

I think gyre and I have broken GI-Joe

Think about it this way - You have released 2 poor souls from the confines of the closet... To what end? You wouldn't want to know...


:D