View Full Version : Slaughterhouse Dio Entry. Wild Kitty Bill 9 Lives ?
10-31-2009, 07:29 PM
This is my Slaughterhouse Dio Entry. Wild Kitty Bill 9 Lives ?
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So Wild Bill wanted to dress up as a cat but did not have time
to get a costume for Halloween. So he bought these cat whiskers
from a shop. The shop owner said they were magic. WB did not care,
he just wanted something quick. So he tried showing off his whiskers
to some Joes at HQ and they just laughed at him. So he left HQ
and decided to visit the old abandoned Joe HQ. Little did he know,
what this adventure would entail.
When Wild Bill arived he just wandered around.
Then the next thing that happed, Destro appered out of nowhere and cut off his head!
10-31-2009, 07:31 PM
The next thing Wild Bill knew, he was standing up and alive. He was confused about what happened.
Then WB was supprised to see Duke here then the next thing Blam! WB died again.
Confused he started looking around, then the next thing that happens... A Hisstank appears out of
nowhere and runs him over.
10-31-2009, 07:32 PM
Once again looking around, he noticed one of his whiskers fell off. Puzzled, but he started to realize something was wrong.
Then one of the Moss piles came alive and choked him to death.
Again he was alive, waiting around, a Crimson Guard appeared out of nowhere and shot him.
Again WB was confused, he noticed another one of his whiskers fell off.
10-31-2009, 07:34 PM
Then WB went over to the broken down APC. He went under it to see if anything was there,
then the APC slipped off of the slope and crushed WB.
He once again appeared standing up with no harm. He decided to lean against the wall to catch his breath.
Then the wall fell over crushing WB.
He appeared again with no harm. He noticed his 3rd wihsker fell off.
10-31-2009, 07:35 PM
Now WB decided to try out the old HAL. He sat down and pressed the trigger button... BOOM!!!!! The HAL blew up and poor WB was pretty messed up.
Now he appered again, this time he was mad! He stood up and yelled! He noticed his last whisker fell off.
Then WB was getting worried. "I should have been dead 8 times now!" He decided enough was enough.
10-31-2009, 07:36 PM
He pulled out his revolver, ready to end it here and now. Then all of a sudden Master Chief appeared.
WB was confused at this. Before he could even say a word, Master Chief started clubing WB with his weapon.
WB wondered if this was the end. When Master Chief was finished with him, he picked up his trophy "WIld Bill's hat" and set off for another adventure
WB did not rise again, thus ending his 9th live.
10-31-2009, 07:43 PM
10-31-2009, 07:49 PM
Thus to all peg warmers.
10-31-2009, 07:55 PM
10-31-2009, 08:14 PM
That was great.
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