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DESTRO
01-30-2008, 05:13 PM
Wild Bill and Coil Crusher

UPC: 076930559604
Product Number: 55960
Assortment Number: 60115

GI JOE, America’s daring, highly trained special mission force, faces a fearsome new threat from the evil COBRA organization. DR. MINDBENDER has joined the DNA of COBRA fighters with that of the Earth’s most savage creatures, creating hybrid warriors with dangerously superior fighting skills. To fight these V-TROOPS, the GI JOE team develops advanced battle technology. It’s a thrilling new chapter in the battle to protect freedom and justice for GI JOE—A REAL AMERICAN HERO!

WILD BILL doesn’t let anything shake him up. In situations where other people might lose it completely, WILD BILL just keeps on doing his job. Piloting a helicopter in combat requires a unique combination of skill, stamina, physical coordination and spatial perception—helicopter pilots are trained, not born. WILD BILL is proud of his hard-won skills: to him, COIL CRUSHER is no better than an athlete pumped up with steroids. He knows that anything that isn’t earned has no value.

Originally a volunteer from the elite COBRA JUNGLE VIPERS, COIL CRUSHER is the result of recombined human and snake DNA. He has rudimentary scales, nictitating membranes across his eyes, and venom pouches where his tonsils should be. Incredibly strong, totally fearless, and devoid of human compassion, he is a nearly perfect infiltrator and shock trooper. Few can withstand the bone-crushing strength of his long, sinuous arms when he wraps them around his victim and squeezes.

COIL CRUSHER comes with bend-and-stretch arms so he can threaten GI JOE troops with his monstrous abilities! Who will win when WILD BILL confronts COIL CRUSHER in battle? The outcome of the fight for freedom is in your hands!

The Fridge
01-30-2008, 05:25 PM
"Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?!"

"Sorry! The correct answer is "Clap On, Clap Off?"

spiderpumpkin
03-13-2012, 07:04 PM
Anyone else notice small cracks on their Coil Crusher torso/shoulder area?

In Like Flint
03-13-2012, 07:20 PM
The era when every single character who originally sported mustache was given a goatee.

jogunwarrior
03-13-2012, 10:30 PM
I picked and chose my VvsV figs, and this was one set I totally passed on! No regrets for that either.

spiderpumpkin
03-14-2012, 01:48 AM
I picked and chose my VvsV figs, and this was one set I totally passed on! No regrets for that either.

Coil Crusher would be a lot better if it didn't have bendy arms.

jogunwarrior
03-14-2012, 09:09 AM
Coil Crusher would be a lot better if it didn't have bendy arms.

That was the biggest turn off for me...well that and the Wild Bill that didn't really look anything like Wild Bill.