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MrClean
05-01-2009, 01:16 PM
This was just my entry for Iron Will's Vile Villainy contest. I figured I would just give it it's own thread now, because as simple as it is, I really enjoyed it.
Thanks go out to Iron Will for all the great work he's putting into these contests!


parts:
Torso: trigatecreations
Head: Storm Shadow
paintball mask: Torpedo
paintball guns: VvsV guns
Legs: Destro
Arms: Torpedo

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BIO

Code Name: Sssplat
File Name: Stephen Samuel Platter
Affiliation: Cobra
Primary Specialty: Paintball Warfare
Secondary Specialty: Psychological Warfare

Sssplat was a former paintball instructor who holds many degrees in Psychology. In order to avoid numerous lawsuits stemming from his student's paintball injuries and mental trauma, he sought out Cobra as an escape.

Once Major Bludd heard his story, he started laughing and spouting off derogatory poetry about him. Now, one well placed red pepper paintball later, Major Bludd wears an eye patch.

Using varying degrees of paintballs laced with certain compounds, Sssplat is a feared warrior, both to his Cobra allies and to the Joes as well.

His adhesive paintballs are the reason Cobra Soldiers now shave their heads. And, he's also rumored to be the reason Cobra Commander always wears the hood around him. Destro trembles at his name, clutching at the helmet polish in his pocket.

A compulsive neat freak, who snaps at the slightest spot of paint on his uniform, and a brilliant analytical mind, combined with the ultimate skills of a paintball expert, makes Sssplat a Vile Villain to be reckoned with - on both sides.

From the files of General Hawk: "Where the hell did Cobra get this guy from? I mean, he shoots paintballs! I'll never forget the sight of Lady Jaye, screaming, running from the battlefield, in tears about her "ruined hair". He's a monster."


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/briankpn/sssplat1.jpg

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/briankpn/sssplat2.jpg

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/briankpn/sssplat3.jpg

ninjapleazee
05-01-2009, 01:39 PM
lol awesome sir!!

Foolproof
05-01-2009, 01:41 PM
That bio is hilarious! "Noooo, my hair!!!"
Very nice fig, too. I'm a sucker for black and gray.

Unclassified
05-01-2009, 02:06 PM
original. i can dig this man.. the work looks good too..

Dealer Destro
05-01-2009, 02:36 PM
Destro trembles at his name, clutching at the helmet polish in his pocket. ROFL.

Dr. Vile
05-01-2009, 04:32 PM
...almost need a Hisstank with a splattered happy face on it. Nice original idea.

Troynos
05-01-2009, 04:35 PM
Great idea.

The chemical-paintballs actually isn't bad and could work to make a "real" Cobra operative.

Acid-Balls, Poison-Balls, Glue-Balls, etc..

manicmotive
05-01-2009, 04:39 PM
That looks pretty cool. I like the idea.

DoubleS
05-01-2009, 04:42 PM
DUDE... The bio great! LOL....the character is JUST observe enough to work. Kind of read like the Ninja Force cards. I wouldn't be surprised if I saw a character like this AT ALL!

Flame Viper
05-01-2009, 05:06 PM
The Bio makes that character so cool! I really like it.

bigdaddyblue73
05-01-2009, 05:15 PM
cool very cool

Zefram
05-01-2009, 05:15 PM
I don't even know what to say. O_o
This guy has "WTF" written all over him, and yet compared to some of the hair-brained shit Hasbro has come up with over the years (Raptor?), this guy actually seems like he could be a legitimate pain in the ass. I tell you what, he looks damn good for what he is.

What VvsV set did the guns come from?

MrClean
05-01-2009, 05:44 PM
What VvsV set did the guns come from?

I'm pretty sure they came with Frostbite. One with the Ice Sabre vehicle and probably the other with the 2-pack version.

COL Abernathy
05-01-2009, 06:13 PM
Comic artist Stephen Platt aka: SPLATT have any influence on the name??

That guy was a one-hit-wonder! Remember him anybody?early 90's Moon Knight artist, lots of ammo casings and ink splotches everywhere.

popsicleviper
05-01-2009, 06:19 PM
Woah awesome!

MrClean
05-01-2009, 06:43 PM
Comic artist Stephen Platt aka: SPLATT have any influence on the name??

That guy was a one-hit-wonder! Remember him anybody?early 90's Moon Knight artist, lots of ammo casings and ink splotches everywhere.

Can't say it influenced it any, but every time I see it I think about the artist. :)
I remember his super detailed covers signed "Splat", especially on Moon Knight.

Prince of Fire & Thunder
05-01-2009, 08:35 PM
Cool fig, nice use of Tri-Gate torso.

LMAO, I can't believe VvV had paintball guns!

G.I.Eddie
05-02-2009, 01:06 AM
Great idea.

The chemical-paintballs actually isn't bad and could work to make a "real" Cobra operative.

Acid-Balls, Poison-Balls, Glue-Balls, etc..

that actually sounds freaking cool!....

i really like this one, and it is indeed clean Mr. Clean

zenfakor
05-02-2009, 01:11 AM
Awesome, how about his Dodge-ball, partner, Blaat, just throwin something out there.

darkshadow
05-02-2009, 01:40 AM
nice!he looks like one of those real life paintball competitors.

MrClean
05-02-2009, 11:01 AM
Awesome, how about his Dodge-ball, partner, Blaat, just throwin something out there.

I think his college roommate was Fumbles. :)

sstralkowski
05-02-2009, 05:46 PM
I was thinking this idea sucked until I read the bio. A good mix of seriousness and sarcasm. I now love the idea.

DOC
05-02-2009, 05:49 PM
Great idea.

The chemical-paintballs actually isn't bad and could work to make a "real" Cobra operative.

Acid-Balls, Poison-Balls, Glue-Balls, etc..

Yes...Yes.... I like where this is going!

Very cool idea OP