GI Joe Resolute Obituary!

[FreddyTV]

A thread to keep track of all dead main characters on the new GI Joe Resolute series.

TEAM: GI Joe
Bazooka


TEAM: Cobra
Zartan
Storm Shadow
Major Bludd

[Syn3sthesia]

10 Million civies.

5 Cobra Troopers.

[Lifeline_MD]

5 Cobra Troopers.

All attributed to one man....

[DaViper]

10 Million civies.

Also attributed to one man :D

[Imperial_Ozma]

Cobra kill count: 10, 382, 754 (+2)
GI Joe kill count: 5

COBRA WINS!!!

Just wish Ellis hadn't told us months and months ago that Moscow gets destroyed.

[topnotch97]

wait. what about those poor folks on the flight deck of the Flagg?

[DOC]

^Yup^

[Snake Eyes-Joe Ninja]

How many were killed on the flight deck? I can recall about 5.

[Jeffrozup]

Does this mean no Major Bludd and Bazooka resolute figures?

[FreddyTV]

Maybe we should just keep count of the main characters.

[xhairs]

nice idea.

[FreddyTV]

updated list

[muskrat5]

Roadblock can survive a nuke, don't count him out.

[Master Thespian]

Everyone?

[dj7000]

we cant confirm any dead but the ones shown getting killed or actually shown dead. So essentially Storm shadow, and the 4 joes going into the facility that destro blew up, still might be alive

[Dealer Destro]

8 or so "Alley Vipers" did I hear that right? Plus another 8 or so outside of HAARP....

[darthdoug]

Don't forget the two Joes who got taken out by the piece of metal on the balloon with Tunnel Rat. Who were those 2 Joes?

[Tammman]

Don't forget that Storm Shadow still could have been taught the 'Sleeping Phoenix' technique even in the Resolute renditions...

[pig iron grenadier]

Storm Shadow's brain is goooo. Snake Eyes also buried him. Unless he comes back as a Minbender clone I think he is gone all wishful thinking aside.

[darthdoug]

Maybe SS was taught the sleeping phoenix, unscrambled eggs, and lift many rocks technique by his uncle.

[jaxscorpio]

This whole Resolute thing sounds like it's taking place in the World's Without End reality.

I guess that's why I'm sticking with the reality in which the McGuffin Device gave us DaDuke, Ship Shape, Leathehead, Frog Face and a hamburger mine with a door.

[COL Abernathy]

Don't forget the two Joes who got taken out by the piece of metal on the balloon with Tunnel Rat. Who were those 2 Joes?

Hopeully Ice Cream and that steel brigade character.

Can I turn this obituary into an OBITUARY WISH LIST?

[Mr. Focus]

Does this mean no Major Bludd and Bazooka resolute figures?

HASBRO: LOL... Hey Brian get a load of this post!

Brian: ROFL... Oh that's good stuff! Wait, wait, wait, I want to be there when you show Larry!

Already in production... A NEW story by Larry Hama titled "Collateral Damage"; Resolute CP with Major Bludd and Bazooka! ;-)

[shockblast]

Does this mean no Major Bludd and Bazooka resolute figures?

I'm sure Hasbro will sell them as the memorial collection. Probably at inflated prices for figures with minor modifications like the Hall of Heroes

[FreddyTV]

updated the list. apperently Gung Ho and Roadblock survived the explosion.

[1SGHauser]

updated the list. apperently Gung Ho and Roadblock survived the explosion.

Of course they did... the show ended without explanation which lends to twist.

Ad the Joes who fell off the platform with Tunnel Rat survived as well... They all had shots and it looked like there were sevral floating down at the end of that episode.

[FreddyTV]

Of course they did... the show ended without explanation which lends to twist.

Ad the Joes who fell off the platform with Tunnel Rat survived as well... They all had shots and it looked like there were sevral floating down at the end of that episode.

Im only doing principal characters. Did those Joes have names?

[JR0d28]

Have not seen yet but will see tomorrow night! DAMN Bludd, Zartan, and SS. Nobody left except the Twins Destro and Baroness. Man CC running out of friends.

[FreddyTV]

Have not seen yet but will see tomorrow night! DAMN Bludd, Zartan, and SS. Nobody left except the Twins Destro and Baroness. Man CC running out of friends.

you have not seen any of the episodes? if you haven't why are you reading this spoiler thread dude?

[JR0d28]

Well I have not seen yet but at least I dunno how they die, besides I was curious.

[minstrelboy]

Zartan could conceivably still be alive. We didn't see a body, like we did for Bludd and Bazooka. Storm Shadow was buried by Snake Eyes, but Zartan was shot, and then Scarlett and Duke moved on - so, knowing how wily he is, there's a possibility he wasn't killed by Duke, and could have escaped to a pre-existing shelter. Unlikely, but still possible.

Aren't we all forgetting about Storm Shadow's uncle? Zartan took him out, and Snake Eye's larynx, apparently. So does this mean Snake Eyes could talk with a voice box?