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ROBULUS
03-26-2009, 04:03 AM
After a career as a crash test dummy and short lived fame as a t.v. mascot telling people to buckle up Vince the dummy lost his ride. The automotive industry made major cutbacks in a troubled economy and Vince was one of them. Where does an ex-crash test dummy go? After trying stints as a movie stuntman and even a punching bag Vince found his "talents" were perfectly suited for combat. Becoming a merc for hire Vince is a kamakaze tool of destruction. He can survive almost any crash and leaves his enemies in rubble. What happens when a suicide bomber survives to bomb again? You have the ultimate weapon. A demolition nightmare. You have... The Crash Dummy!!!
NSA
03-26-2009, 04:04 AM
Very nice :)
Sho Nuff
03-26-2009, 04:04 AM
Dude, you keep hitting them out of the park, Awesome Job
Bravestarr
03-26-2009, 04:09 AM
"You could learn a lot from a dummy...

Buckle your safety belt!"

YouTube - Crash Test Dummies PSA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRAt7N6afJU)
ROBULUS
03-26-2009, 04:11 AM
The parts:
Destro head
Duke resolute arms
Breaker upper torso
Barbecue lower torso
Tripwire upper legs
ace lower legs
Barbecue hands
This was fun... Thanks Iron Will for another great contest.
TheLongestDay
03-26-2009, 05:10 AM
Dude, you keep hitting them out of the park, Awesome Job

I couldnt agree more!
Unclassified
03-26-2009, 08:19 AM
damn rob that aint no joke lol.
CallMeRotten
03-26-2009, 08:28 AM
Nice work! but now I'm reminded of that Crash Dummies cartoon and all those silly toys that came with it *shudder* I can't believe I actually bought some of those back then.
polyphenus
03-26-2009, 09:00 AM
Twisted yet effective... Wasn't that the point of the original Crash Dummies...? :) Well done with the custom!
ssg4life
03-26-2009, 10:33 AM
awesome. and am i the only one who thinks the torso kinda makes him look fat?
Zoomie2001
03-26-2009, 11:23 AM
Sweet! Did he just shoot that bat or strap him in a crash test car?
ROBULUS
03-26-2009, 11:51 AM
awesome. and am i the only one who thinks the torso kinda makes him look fat?
Vince was the "husky" one Larry was smaller. Thats kinda what I was goin' for. Thanks for the great feedback guys.
ROBULUS
03-26-2009, 04:22 PM
Sweet! Did he just shoot that bat or strap him in a crash test car?

Classified additional Profile information on subject "Crash Dummy":

Crash Dummy's specialty is crashing into enemies and being the only one left standing. He also likes to tape his crashes and play them back on loop in slow motion. His one weekness is he is instinctivly drawn towards large painted targets. You can use this to throw him off his primary target. It is a subconscious instinct from years of work as a crash test dummy that he has, at present, been unsuccessful in overcoming. Keep this info in mind if you encounter this subject in the field. It may be the difference between walking away or being scraped off the black top.
jestermon
03-26-2009, 06:10 PM
Nice, This made me remember the crazy toys they had, but I totally forget who made them, they also had a cartoon too I think.

I wonder if tax money funded that.

Is he going to use the Gun to make people "BUCKLE-UP" I think it would be more effective then the PSAs
Tankster
03-26-2009, 06:34 PM
yet another classic fricken sweet!!!
ROBULUS
03-26-2009, 11:09 PM
Nice, This made me remember the crazy toys they had, but I totally forget who made them, they also had a cartoon too I think.

I wonder if tax money funded that.

Is he going to use the Gun to make people "BUCKLE-UP" I think it would be more effective then the PSAs

Yep I remember the toys too. I actually had a couple myself. I loved those damn dummies. The commericials were awesome. Didn't larry have the same voice as Garfield the cat in the PSA?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbCCLQjy25A The toy commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbCCLQjy25A The psa commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WbwwhBmRk The completely unrelated band LOL!! Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm
DOC
03-26-2009, 11:11 PM
That is Awesome! I remember the cartoon when I was real young. I think there was only like two episodes....or thats all I remember seeing..

Great Job and Very original idea!
TTT
03-26-2009, 11:50 PM
Very cool !!!
KingBiohazerd
03-27-2009, 01:04 AM
that awsome
darkshadow
03-27-2009, 04:51 AM
looks good.like the helmet.
ROBULUS
03-29-2009, 12:46 PM
That is Awesome! I remember the cartoon when I was real young. I think there was only like two episodes....or thats all I remember seeing..

Great Job and Very original idea!
Yep I actually watched the cartoon. The psa comercials were way better though. Too bad they didn't do a live action show. They should bring those guys back...and the dominos noid too. i miss those mascots. This is a great contest. Iron Wills mascots have been great can't wait to see more entries by others too. There are so many mascots to choose from yet.
ROBULUS
04-07-2009, 01:46 PM
Bump. touch up on helmet.