View Full Version : What did the original cobra commander come with?
There's been on-going debate w/ the ENTIRE office versus one guy who refuses to accept that he's wrong. I figure maybe YOU guys can convince him.
What did the original Cobra Commander come with?
To make our arguments, we've both supplied pictures to help our points:
Mine:
http://members.cox.net/n3rf/cobracommander_full.jpg
His:
http://members.cox.net/n3rf/cobra_commander.jpg
jignacio_2k
12-17-2007, 01:51 PM
........Yours wins......
follow this link and scroll down to the cobra commander. Describes the gun he comes with. It even shows the gun in the picture..just like the carded art shows and even comes with the 25th cobra commander
http://joes.propadeutic.com/1982.html
The Commander
12-17-2007, 01:52 PM
http://www.yojoe.com/action/82/cobracommander.shtml
That should be your definitive answer.
Yeah, Commander, we already tried to show him that site. He thinks it's a guy trying to sell his collection and everybody knows Laser Pistols sell before Flare Guns...that's just basic marketing.
BTW, this is (mostly) all of us just joking around.. but perhaps you could throw in a couple jabs at him, it'd be appreciated.
ceraurus
12-17-2007, 02:06 PM
I think maybe he's getting gi joe mixed up with Monopoly or maybe Clue.
G.I.Eddie
12-17-2007, 02:10 PM
OOOOOORRRRRR Pirates of the Caribbean?
Sy-Rein
12-17-2007, 04:42 PM
Well when there's a slot for the gun MOLDED into his back, I think it's kind of obvious what accessory he originally came with.
Compulsive Collector
12-17-2007, 04:51 PM
Am I really the only one who voted for hair dryer?
Am I really the only one who voted for hair dryer?
Nope. But he doesn't have any hair how can this be?
sharke
12-17-2007, 05:27 PM
Am I really the only one who voted for hair dryer?
I thought that was obvious. Its a hair dryer!
Compulsive Collector
12-17-2007, 05:28 PM
Nope. But he doesn't have any hair how can this be? A failed career as a hair stylist prior to used cars and pyramid schemes?
Blowtorch
12-17-2007, 05:32 PM
There's also this picture
http://www.yojoe.com/magazine/2005/11/ccgun.jpg
The link is here just scroll down to Cobra Commander's Gun Replica
http://www.yojoe.com/magazine/2005/11/02.shtml
tuan_tran73
12-17-2007, 05:40 PM
Hair Dryer! He must have a lot of bad hair days when fighting with the Joes....
DarthBrett
12-17-2007, 07:29 PM
LOL! I just instinctively chose hair dryer and then saw that a lot of you also did. I have a theory.....maybe he super heated all of the Cobra troops and officers with his ultra powerful and equally evil hairdryer and it was so hot that it burned/singed all of their hair off! This explains why all of the Cobras are bald (at least for the 25th figs).
Hicks_Royel
12-17-2007, 07:51 PM
A failed career as a hair stylist prior to used cars and pyramid schemes?
...Same thing happened to Stalin. So sad.
the_loud_master
12-17-2007, 08:17 PM
i was so gonna vote hair dryer but somehow my sanity has come back.
SHIPWRECK"N"POLLY
12-17-2007, 08:57 PM
Don't you hate people who think they really know about gi joe but really know squat! Long live the commanders laser pistol. As for the guy at the office He obviously knows squat about joe everyone knows the weapons of the core characters by heart
Phorpus
12-17-2007, 09:41 PM
I was a complete novice to G.I. Joe when I bought the cobra 5-pack so I had no idea what the gun was.
My best guess was it was a poison-injecting gun of some kind, what with it not having any place to shoot lasers and all. Also it better explained the weird grill pattern.
Driftbot
12-17-2007, 11:24 PM
according to the cartoon, they ALL came with lasers. :D
Hicks_Royel
12-18-2007, 02:10 AM
Drifter makes a very good point...
topnotch97
12-18-2007, 03:22 AM
so what type of batteries does the laser gun use? AA? AAA? C? D? 9volts?
no wonder radio shack was popular in the day. LOL! :D
SHIPWRECK"N"POLLY
12-18-2007, 08:14 AM
I think all Cobra's computers were TANDI---Anyone remember those?
ranoobu
12-18-2007, 01:46 PM
You have an office of joe fans?
how awesome is that
You have an office of joe fans?
how awesome is that
It's a pretty small company and we're all around the same age, but I'm the only one participating in the 25th Annies. The movie is a hot topic.
It's neat that most of our company-wide emails consist of Ironman trailers, Xbox news, and YouTube videos...but I've been a long time removed from my "Cool guy in a band" lifestyle!!!
Well, thanks to everyone for participating. At this point, our guy at least understands why we won't be asking him his thoughts on the movie! LOL
(p.s. I included the hairdryer option in response to his "what does it look like to you?" I said no global terrorist would ever be taken seriously if he just hopped out of his Trubble Bubble w/ helmet head.)
Kambei
12-18-2007, 02:30 PM
i was so gonna vote hair dryer but somehow my sanity has come back.
I never allow sanity to interfere with my life. Life is too short to be sane.
I voted hair dryer. The Baroness also keeps a full make-up kit in that dinky little backpack. Even big, bad terrorist leaders need to look good when addressing their troops.
Xerofall
12-18-2007, 02:51 PM
I always thought the "vents" on the end of his gun changed the direction of the laser beam like a car's air-conditioner vent does. :lol:
Compulsive Collector
12-18-2007, 03:39 PM
It's a pretty small company and we're all around the same age, but I'm the only one participating in the 25th Annies. The movie is a hot topic.
It's neat that most of our company-wide emails consist of Ironman trailers, Xbox news, and YouTube videos...but I've been a long time removed from my "Cool guy in a band" lifestyle!!! Sounds a little like my company. There are a bunch of nerds here, and a lot of us grew up in the '80s, so there are several Joe fans. I actually gave two coworkers Cobra five-packs as holiday gifts this year.
Crimson Rage
04-19-2008, 10:42 AM
Going by the appearance it's not so much a hair dryer as a heat gun for stripping off wallpaper.
But it's a laser pistol that recharges when plugged nto his back plate...
MAJOR WOLF
04-19-2008, 05:18 PM
I think I am gonna go with Laser Gun... So do I win?
Gung.Heaux
04-22-2008, 10:41 AM
its a laser powered, flame throwing, hair dryer........ which is why he has no hair.......................DUH!
BOMBSHELLMIKE
04-22-2008, 12:00 PM
........Yours wins......
follow this link and scroll down to the cobra commander. Describes the gun he comes with. It even shows the gun in the picture..just like the carded art shows and even comes with the 25th cobra commander
http://joes.propadeutic.com/1982.html
You avatar is AWESOME, Qwinns a bad a$$
Saboteur
04-26-2008, 10:24 PM
Looked like a hair dryer to me lol...
Saboteur
Barefoot Jedi
06-17-2008, 03:36 PM
I remember when I played Joe as a kid, COBRA Commander's innocuous-looking little laser pistol could shoot a beam that could blast through a tank, the troops behind it, the trees behind the troops, and the mountain behind the trees...kind of like that laser in "Real Genius."
GOLD5
04-02-2009, 10:57 AM
It has the traditional laser gun shape, as seen in the 80s: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/321704235_11021d9faf_o.jpg or http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BXiLAmoEpMI/SOPAB1xJvEI/AAAAAAAAB90/rwuNsSA0i3c/s320/SecretWarsIM+002.jpg All the guns in the cartoon were lasers but they also looked liked tracer bullets.
esg2145
04-02-2009, 11:08 AM
---- ring and a smile? :)
What is you buddy, friggin' high?!
Mail in figure, gun and that was it, I don't even think he had a file card (?).
I remember getting mine way back when :), part of the reason I still love getting stuff in the mail today. :)
The hooded CC came as one of the next mail aways, as I think Bludd did too (?). I know Destro came MOC.
HTH
zenfakor
04-23-2009, 11:34 PM
Maybe hes thinking of the gun Greedo didnt have when Han shot him.
ShockVal
04-27-2009, 10:56 PM
Am I really the only one who voted for hair dryer?
I paused over it...then couldnt bring myself to vote it.
GhostGL
04-27-2009, 10:59 PM
What is this guy smoking? Everyone knows Cobra Commander came with a laser pistol!
kneroh
04-27-2009, 11:03 PM
I thought it was a back massager/marital aid.
DaViper
04-27-2009, 11:08 PM
I didn't know what the hell it was but I thought it was cooler than hell that it can fit on his back! BTW I use to pretend my moms hairdryer was a gun, so it's a hair dryer/gun!!
M.A.R.S.Command
10-17-2009, 08:18 PM
laser pistol
aubades
10-17-2009, 08:41 PM
I remember getting this when I was 7 and thinking even then that the "laser pistol" would've made a damn nice hair dryer for my sister's barbies if it had been a little bit bigger and had a cord. I had to vote for "hair dryer."
snakeeyes22
10-17-2009, 08:41 PM
He's right, back in '82-'83 every toy came with accessories made of lead. Don't you remember? All those kids who would puts toys in their mouths died. The lawsuits dominated television for a while. Hasbro sent representatives out to personally collect every little gun they ever sold, and made sure to wipenthe whole thing from the records. My family is still living large on the hush money.
Strangely enough, I still have my Asbestos Punch He-Man, although a few years ago, I had to sell off my Steak Knife Voltron.
(The 2nd pic is pretty hilarious!)
rob0213
10-17-2009, 11:32 PM
Laser Pistol/hair dryer and bad intentions.
Original CC, hooded and silver mask/helmet, came with the exact same gun that RoC CC comes with.
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