Jedi V. Ninja Round 1, Match One

[CobraOfficer999]

Today I kick off my Tourny with two matchs:
This Is match 1: Chun Li Vs. Savage Opress. In a face off between Maul's Aprentice and the best lady ninja, who Wins?
Just posted match 2: SS Vs. L. Skywalker on a separate thread.
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-joe-general-discussion/247856-ninja-v-jedi-round-1-match-2-ss-vs-luke-skywalker.html

[Darth Awgmon]

The Jedi/Sith wins every match against a ninja. The end.

[Sincline]

The Jedi/Sith wins every match against a ninja. The end.

So we can assume that the clones were not Ninjas right?

[CobraOfficer999]

Need a tie breaker.

[Terrant]

As much as I love her, I'd have to give it to Savage. Chun-Li is also not a ninja. Force users have an unfair advantage not even taking into consideration their lightsabers.

[CobraOfficer999]

Day One Score: Savage 7 Chun-Li 2

[CobraOfficer999]

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[c_money_collins]

Savage Opress wins this easily. What's Chun Li gonna do? Unless of course he likes thick-thighed Asian honeys....

[Troynos]

Really? This is supposed to be a match?

Jedi/Sith.

No contest.

Boring. Do a contest between match-ups that actually would be interesting. Chun Li vs Jinx for example.

[CobraOfficer999]

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[CobraOfficer999]

Score: Savage 16, Chun-Li 7.

[Ruin]

Basically, almost any Jedi will be able to defeat any Ninja....except Snake Eyes.

Snake Eyes would so stand over them as they become one with the Force. Then Snake Eyes would eat the Force.

[Money-B]

Maul's brother would destroy Chun-Li.

[Master Henton]

Yoda would beat the shit out of Snake Eyes.

If Snake Eyes fell in the swamp on Dagobah, would anyone hear it?

[CobraOfficer999]

Score: Savage 25- Chun-Li 8.

[SteelersMobat]

Force Manipulation Powers = 100% victory

[CobraOfficer999]

Score: Savage 28 - Chun-Li 11.

[Darth Awgmon]

Chun Li is a little skank.

[CobraOfficer999]

Score: Savage 31 - Chun-Li 11.

[CobraOfficer999]

Score: Savage 32 - Chun-Li 11.

[CobraOfficer999]

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[Mr Hebime]

Savage Opress wins this easily. What's Chun Li gonna do? Unless of course he likes thick-thighed Asian honeys....

Thick-thighed and asian? Pass along that number youngster. Seriously, as much as I like Chun Li, Savage won't hesitate to do her grave bodily harm. Vote goes to the Sith.

[Dem_Yoe'z!]

All Chun Li would have to do is swing and hit him with her super thick booty. 1 hit = instant KO!

[CobraOfficer999]

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[CobraOfficer999]

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[CobraOfficer999]

Day 2 Score: Savage 33- Chun-Li 13

[luigi]

you need more variety with the bumps man
they are plain and boring

[The L.O.C.]

The Jedi won... Leave it alone

[CobraOfficer999]

Score 36-14.

[monkeywrench1988]

also Oppress is Maul's Brother, not Apprentice

[CobraOfficer999]

Score 39-14.

[CobraOfficer999]

Sup bump.

[CobraOfficer999]

Krunk bump.

[PhantomStranger]

http://i47.tinypic.com/2q2g7ig.jpg

These threads remind me of a Spider-man vs Galactus poll I was part of on another site.

[CornDog_The_Ninja]

I voted Chun Li, but only because Savage Opress is a lame Darth Maul ripoff and his name is ghey.

But in "reality", Force users will trump ninja's 99 out of 100 times.

[CobraOfficer999]

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[Ruin]

Yoda would beat the shit out of Snake Eyes.

If Snake Eyes fell in the swamp on Dagobah, would anyone hear it?

Can't hear what doesn't happen.

Yoda could lash out in the full fury of Ataru, only to find Snake-eyes wasn't there.

Yoda could reach out with the force to find him, only to go unanswered.

Snake-Eyes ate the force, for he is Ninja.

[CobraOfficer999]

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[zx670]

Chun Li is not a ninja, so I think the poll is bunk right off.

I voted Chun Li, but only because Savage Opress is a lame Darth Maul ripoff and his name is ghey.

But in "reality", Force users will trump ninja's 99 out of 100 times.

I agree. Opress is such a lame character, as is Maul 1/2.

Snake-Eyes ate the force

Along with your brain, it seems.

[Ruin]

Along with your brain, it seems.

So, you are trying to pass an ad-hominem off as an argument?

Snake-eyes will eat that too...

[CobraOfficer999]

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[zx670]

So, you are trying to pass an ad-hominem off as an argument?

Snake-eyes will eat that too...

No. Onus probandi, my friend. No reason to argue against SE eating the force. That's your point to prove, first.

[CobraOfficer999]

Ending Manana. Last chance to vote.

[CobraOfficer999]

Ending today. Last chance to vote.

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