An open letter to Hasbro Quality Control

[Black Llama]

Dear Hasbro,

I would like to express my extreme displeasure with a recent experience at Joecon. I purchased a new, in the box product that has broken upon my attempt to assemble it. Now, I know this Ninja Cycle is a rare and expensive piece and I feel that I should he compensated the fair market value of at least 2.35$ all those with me, please join in. I am saddened and severely disappointed by the lack of quality on my 28 year old toy.

Yours truly,
Black Llama.

[CG76]

I am saddened and severely disappointed by the lack of quality on my 28 year old toy.


That's said it all. It's 28 years old. Get over it.

[jaimanstone]

This is bullshit.

"wayY to Go haszzszbloewe!"

[the odinson]

That's said it all. It's 28 years old. Get over it.

snap. you really told him.

[ChaplainAsst]

They might send you some super glue to compensate you.

[Lantern_Lad]

Sensing sarcasm...

... not all are...

[TTT]

That's your fault for playin with it !

[drunknmunky]

The new vehicle drivers don't move, so why should the vehicles?


That's your fault for playin with it !

I'll take” Things I've told my Wife” for 300, Alex.

[Barefoot Jedi]

It isn't broken. It's customized battle damage.

[Nirvana]

It isn't broken. It's customized battle damage.

The Club is already trademarking that for future line problems. ;)

[Kaboomskie]

I don't think the quality control peeps 28 years ago are still presently working for Hasbro.

[TTT]

It isn't broken. It's customized battle damage.

Zombie ninja needs zombie ninja motorcycle ?

[ravage28]

I can not believe you spent $2.35 on that cycle. You need you head examined.

[TTT]

I can not believe you spent $2.35 on that cycle. You need you head examined.

And to think now...it's been devalued.

[Black Llama]

I can not believe you spent $2.35 on that cycle. You need you head examined.

And to think now...it's been devalued.

Well, it IS a con exclusive... So it will be on Ebay for 299.99 with free shipping.

[Ford]

Just pose Storm Shadow next to it. You can say he took it apart with a few well placed kicks and chops.

[drunknmunky]

This thread makes me smile. It's kinda like a letter to Santa. It's got great intentions but you know that in the end, it's written to someone who doesn't even exist.

[CrimsonGuard101]

Reply:

Thank you for contacting Hasbro Inc. We see you have a damaged product. The item in question appears to be more then 28 years old and was produced by a previous Hasbro Inc. The current Hasbro Inc. is currently employing new employees, who were not even born at the time this product may have been damaged/created. We regretfully inform you that we will not be providing any compensation, but sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this broken part may have caused.

Thank you for your continued support of Hasbro Inc. and being a GI JOE Patron.

P.S.

See ya in NOLA!

[Python_Puckman]

Hope you kept your receipt

[tycondrius]

That's your fault for playin with it !

thats what she said :P sorry couldn't resist

[Lody]

Poor Black Llama

Cant manage to catch a break, can you?

[Kaboomskie]

Just pose Storm Shadow next to it. You can say he took it apart with a few well placed kicks and chops.

lawl! Street Fighter 2 bonus stage dio anyone?

[C.I.A.D.]

lawl! Street Fighter 2 bonus stage dio anyone?

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x341/CIWE-2011/b34f4e1d.jpg

[Barefoot Jedi]

The Club is already trademarking that for future line problems. ;)

Chase variants?

[the odinson]

i think boycotting hasbro and completely stopping gi joe collecting all together is the only reasonable course of action.

[pallidmask]

I bet if you make a signature where you refer to them as "Hasblow" that'll really get them!

[Cobra Terrorist]

Old, brittle plastic is F'N bogus!

Fix that, Hasbro! Make our toys last 50 years, will ya?


Seriously, though....breaking tabs on old stuff like that is a real bummer. I broke some tabs taking apart an old Moray a while back and it really did bum me out.

[EvilMonkeyPrime]

Think that's bad check out some of the MU paint jobs.

[jdwagner75]

Didn't the same thing happen to Sheldon on Big Bang Theory with an old Star Trek transporter? Seriously dude ... Mint in Box.

[Black Llama]

Didn't the same thing happen to Sheldon on Big Bang Theory with an old Star Trek transporter? Seriously dude ... Mint in Box.

Haha was thinking about it. This was MISB when I opened it. Maybe now that its open I'll take it how and give it a gaudy neon paint Jo...b....

[the odinson]

awww, poor scalper can't scalp his ill gotten gains to some poor kid on the interwebz. sounds like a scalper problem to me, scalper.

[cobracobra]

Take it back.

[Ford]

gijoe complete mib ninja force lightning cycle | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/gijoe-complete-mib-ninja-force-lightning-cycle-/290619746632?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item43aa496948)

Not cool man. Not cool.

[firefox91]

2012 - 1993 = 28 years? You guys suck at math. :D
http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/93/ninjalightning/

[Black Llama]

gijoe complete mib ninja force lightning cycle | eBay (http://www.ebay.com/itm/gijoe-complete-mib-ninja-force-lightning-cycle-/290619746632?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item43aa496948)

Not cool man. Not cool.

Lmao, I paid 10 for mine and the box was sealed! Ninja force was actually quite hard to come by this year.

[Angry.Android]

Eh, break off the other fork, remove the rear wheel, repaint and you have 2013 Clone Wars Bounty Hunter Speederbike.