Who would you like to see play your favorite joes?

[kuh_rupht]

I was watching Swamp People and I thought Troy would make a perfect live action Gung-Ho. Got me thinking who else would make a good choice for joes other than the actors already in the movies. Let me know what you think, who would you like to see?

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[Jinx723]

I still want to see Milla Jovovich as Zarana.

[Shipshape1983]

Tom Jane as Flint and Jess Beil as Lady Jaye.

[galen]

Terry Crews as Roadblock

[fredro]

Already have ray park as Snake Eyes so I guess. My next favorite Joe is Clutch and I think Karl Urban would be great

[Python_Puckman]

Eddie Murphy as Ripcord. Actually, make that Charlie Murphy :)

My favorite character has always been Storm Shadow, but I like the actor that they chose to play him, so no change.

[PhantomStranger]

I would love to see Idris Elba as Stalker.

[Saboteur]

Charlize Theron as Cover Girl.
Chris Evans as Duke.
Clive Owens as Destro.
Chris Hemsworth as Gung-Ho.

[Zarana]

Josh holloway- shipwreck
Micheal k Williams- stalker
Ian mcshane- major bludd
Rachel rotten- heart wrencher

[grunt0341]

My "older" Joe...
Vigo Mortensen-Duke
Eric Bana-Flint (watch Blackhawk Down)
Karl Urban-Beachhead
Terry Crews-Roadblock
The Rock-Red Dog

[5h4rK]

Catherine Bell as Lady Jaye

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[rglass2]

Daniel Craig-Chuckles

[Jefehawk]

Matthew mcconanhey as dusty

[mando98]

Ray Stevenson as Scrap-Iron
Jason Statham as Firefly
Terry Crews as Heavy-Duty

[Sgt Major Haley]

Matthew mcconanhey as dusty

Rock N Roll, Every time I watch Reign of Fire (other then him having a shaved head) He would make a good RNR.

[Sithcobra]

Tom Jane as Flint and Jess Beil as Lady Jaye.

jessica beil as helix,tommy chong as shipwreck,megan fox as dial tone,jason statam as gung ho,jet li as tunnel rat,-J/B tantum as duke :) stallon as recondo lol

[Sithcobra]

hugo weaving as destro and levit as cc

[Sithcobra]

why dont' they put beachhead in the movies??they make some great toys of him and he's in everything he would have been a better "new step in leader who is a ninja commando"who agrees lol and i change it-jason statam as bh

[snowviper]

Adam Baldwin as Beachhead.

[Master Henton]

Gung Ho: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Roadblock: Ving Rhames
Duke: Charlie Hunnam (Jax from Sons of Anarchy)
Footloose: Mathew MCconanhey
Dusty: Bradley Cooper
Alpine: Marlon Wayans
Bazooka: Jonathan Loughran (Robedeux in Waterboy and Grown Ups)

The Baronness: Elisha Dushku
Destro: Vin Diesel
Major Blood: Kim Coates (Tig from Sons of Anarchy)
Scrap Iron: Tommy Flanagan

Special Guest appearances by:

Srgt. Slaughter as Himself
Damon Wayans as Major Payne

[knoxvelour]

Dr. Venom: James Woods
Gen. Flagg: Alec Baldwin
Scarface: Steve Buscemi
Shipwreck: Jason Lee
Zarana: Fairuza Balk

[fredro]

Catherine Bell as the Baroness would be better

[Pack Rat]

Nathan Fillion as Beachhead
Michael Gross as Wild Bill
Adam Beach as Airborne
Alan Rickman as Doctor Venom
Pink as Zarana
Lemmy Kilmeister as Torch

[Sgt Major Haley]

Gen. Flagg: Alec Baldwin

In a military movie? not happening. his anti war liberal ass would boycott it.

Adam Baldwin, whos not related, would probably do it.

[CrimsonGuard101]

Roadblock - The Rock (already happening HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!)

Lady Jay- Eva Mendez
Zandar- Will Farrell
Thrasher- Thomas C Riley
Monkey Wrench- Willy Nelson
Zartan- Arnold Vosloo (already hapening WHOOOHOO!)
Firelfy- Ray Stevenson (already in place whoohoo!)
Joe Colton- Bruce Willis (already hapenning!)
BBQ- Michael Keaton
Big Lob- Samual L. Jackson
Baroness- Olga Karylenko/Angelina Jolie
Flint- Timothy Olyphant
Duke- Aaron Eckert
Scarlett- Scarlet Johansen
Dr. Venom- Sam Neil
Scrap Iron- Jackie Earl Haley
Lt. Falcon- Patrick Wilson
Tunel Rat- Larry Hamma himself
General Ledger- Tommy Lee Jones
Fumbles- Charlie Sheen

have to think on a few others hmmm...

[monkeywrench1988]

IMHO

Paul Hogan-Buzzer
CM Punk- Ripper
Thomas Jane- Thrasher
Arnold Vosloo- Zartan (Don't mess with perfection)
Chris Hemsworth- Torch
Stone Cold Steve Austin- Wild Bill
Felicia Day- Dial Tone

[ero]

Jason Lee as Shipwreck

He fits the look, and I think he could bring a cool slacker vibe to him.

[ero]

Adam Baldwin, whos not related, would probably do it.

I think he'd actually make a sweet Gung-Ho. I like my Joes to have a little personality.

Paul Bettany would make for a fun Zartan.

[Stryker927]

General Hawk - Michael Biehn
Duke - Nathan Fillion
Beachhead - Adam Baldwin
Roadblock - Terry Crews
Stalker - Idris Elba
Snake Eyes - Donnie Yen
Scarlett - Scarlett Johanson
Flint - Josh Duhamel
Lady Jaye - Olivia Wilde
Spirit - Danny Trejo
Ripcord - Tyrese Gibson
Chuckles - Daniel Craig

Cobra Commander - Terry O'Quinn
Destro - Kevin McKidd
Baroness - Kate Beckinsale (sorry, I can't help it :D )
Firefly - James Hardy
Storm Shadow - Byung-hun Lee
Zartan - Brad Pitt

Budget - $1 Billion dollars :D

[grunt0341]

Like Stone Cold as Gung Ho!...and Kate Beckinsale as Baroness!

[bassistcarlos]

Brock lesner as road pig
Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter
Samuel L. Jackson as Col. Courage
Jack Nicholson as Cesspool
Danny Trejo as Headman
Ron Jeremy as Tunnel Rat
Peter North as White Out

[CrimsonGuard101]

Brock lesner as road pig
Sgt. Slaughter as Sgt. Slaughter
Samuel L. Jackson as Col. Courage
Jack Nicholson as Cesspool
Danny Trejo as Headman
Ron Jeremy as Tunnel Rat
Peter North as White Out

I think that's the cast of Good Will Hunting...

[bassistcarlos]

Tom Selleck as keel haul

[Angry.Android]

wow, if we used most of these lists I'm sure we could get sponsorship to offset movie costs from Ensure, Centrum, and Depends.

[bassistcarlos]

wow, if we used most of these lists I'm sure we could get sponsorship to offset movie costs from Ensure, Centrum, and Depends.

Lol!!!! Well, if you read some of the original file cards and follow the original comic line, some of the joes served in the Vietnam era. That means they would've had to have been born around 1950 to be the right age. Those joes would now be around 60 to 65 years old now. Thank God our toy line doesn't age like that; Scarlett wouldn't be all that in her green and khaki tights!!!!

[GeneralEagle]

General Hawk-Adam Baldwin/Kiefer sutherland/Colin Ferguson
Duke- Channing Tatum/Ryan McPharlin(sp?)
Scarlett- Rachel Nichols
Shipwreck-Adam Rodriguez
Grand Slam-Mark-Paul Gosselar
Dusty-Liam Hemsworth(sp?)
Cover Girl-Emma Roberts/Scalett Johanson
Clutch-Josh Gomez
Falcon-Mathew Bomar

[dmizrok]

Storm Shadow...Brandon Lee...to bad hes a corpse.

[Zarana]

I'd like to see Eddie Murphy play all the roles.

[Headman]

Muscle man's mom.

[CobraCommandr]

I'm going to steal some peoples ideas, but some are my own as well.

Jason Statham - Major Bludd
Ian Anthony Dale - Storm Shadow
Lawrence Fishburne - Destro
Tom Hardy - Firefly
Gary Oldman - Cobra Commander
Kate Beckinsale - Baroness
Arnold Vosloo - Zartan


Chris Evans - Duke
Donnie Yen - Snake Eyes
Idris Elba - Sgt. Stalker
Kate Mara - Scarlett
Christian Slater - Shipwreck
Terry Crews - Roadblock
Jeremy Renner - Beachhead

[CobraOfficer999]

Ahhnold as Overkill, Slaughter as Himself, Chevy Chase as Col. Courage, Mel Brooks as A Cobra Officer, Mr. T as Roadblock, Chuck Norris as Gen. Flagg, and Dakota Fanning as Honda Lou.

[speedlgt]

General Hawk - Michael Biehn
Duke - Nathan Fillion
Beachhead - Adam Baldwin
Roadblock - Terry Crews
Stalker - Idris Elba
Snake Eyes - Donnie Yen
Scarlett - Scarlett Johanson
Flint - Josh Duhamel
Lady Jaye - Olivia Wilde
Spirit - Danny Trejo
Ripcord - Tyrese Gibson
Chuckles - Daniel Craig

Cobra Commander - Terry O'Quinn
Destro - Kevin McKidd
Baroness - Kate Beckinsale (sorry, I can't help it :D )


Firefly - James Hardy
Storm Shadow - Byung-hun Lee
Zartan - Brad Pitt

Budget - $1 Billion dollars :D

dude I like almost all your picks!
I would add/change
Chuckles- Dolph Lundrgen
Rock N Roll-Chuck Norris
Duke -Patrick Wilson
Zartan - sean Bean
Lt Falcon -zachary levi!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaboomskie]

Scott Adkins as Snake Eyes
Tsuyoshi Ihara as Storm Shadow

Both starred in Ninja (2009)

[CobraCommandr]

I always really imagined Ian Anthony Dale playing Storm Shadow. He played Kazuya Mishima in the Tekken movie, but more importantly, he was awesome as Scorpion in the MK Legacy webseries.

[Ford]

In a military movie? not happening. his anti war liberal ass would boycott it.

Adam Baldwin, whos not related, would probably do it.


He was in "Pearl Harbor". Though it is a historically themed movie.

Here's a couple of my picks:

Major Bludd: A younger Eric Braeden
Stalker: Jamie Foxx
Blowtorch: Denis Leary (because I miss "Rescue Me")
Breaker: Timothy Olyphant
Chuckles: Jeffrey Donovan
Quick Kick: Tony Jaa
Dr. Mindbender: Jeff Goldblum

[Sgt Major Haley]

Stalker: Jamie Foxx

This is an even bigger fail then Waynes as Ripcord.

[Pack Rat]

David Hyde Pearce as Psyche-Out.

[Ford]

This is an even bigger fail then Waynes as Ripcord.

Clearly you haven't seen "The Kingdom".

Or "Jarhead".

Or "Collateral".

Or "Ray", which silences any criticism of him.

[Sgt Major Haley]

Clearly you haven't seen "The Kingdom".

Or "Jarhead".

Or "Collateral".

Or "Ray", which silences any criticism of him.

Clearly you havent seen "Stealth"

or Any Given Sunday (although it is a good movie)

or Miami Vice.

[crock master]

no-one

[CrimsonGuard101]

Clearly you haven't seen "The Kingdom".

Or "Jarhead".

Or "Collateral".

Or "Ray", which silences any criticism of him.

Actually no...once you watch him play Ray Stevens...all concept of him actually pulling Stalker off goes right out the window...next actor please...hell we could reboot stalker as North Korean defector...

[Crimson Rage]

Not a joe, but Micheal Fassbender as Major Bludd.

[Headman]

Good actors.