Best non-Joe purchase EVER!

[Lantern_Lad]

So...

My wife bought '50 Shades of Grey'. It is, by far, the greatest series of novels ever written... and I haven't read a word.

Never really lacked in 'THAT' department before... but HOLY F**K! Wow.

All you guys out there with ladies... BUY THIS BOOK NOW!!!

You won't regret it!

... you may be walking a little funny for a while... but it's so worth it.

[TofuNinja]

you mean the erotic stories that were originally Fan Fiction with Twilight Characters :D

They dubbed this series Mommy Porn :D

[riot_control]

Those crotch novels are the best!! Don't get stressed if your lady calls your Christian ;)

[sharky]

I thought this was going to be some kind of True Heroes or PTE thread. Didn't see this coming.

[Lantern_Lad]

you mean the erotic stories that were originally Fan Fiction with Twilight Characters :D

They dubbed this series Mommy Porn :D

I could give a damn about the novels origins...

She reads... I get happy time... in new & inventive ways... all over the place... :D :D :D

[Headman]

Condoms.

[AlleyViperEXE]

I thought this was going to be some kind of True Heroes or PTE thread. Didn't see this coming.

Same.

[Shipshape1983]

I dont see what makes "Shades of Gray" any different than the typical fuck books sold in super markets....

Did Oprah endorse it or something?

[RuckusJr]

... you may be walking a little funny for a while... but it's so worth it.

Why? Did she use a strap-on on you? If so, I'm DEFINITELY not buying that for my wife.

[bluebikerboy1]

Why? Did she use a strap-on on you? If so, I'm DEFINITELY not buying that for my wife.

No you are going to buy it for you you kinky devil you

[Headman]

So...

My wife bought '50 Shades of Grey'. It is, by far, the greatest series of novels ever written... and I haven't read a word.

Never really lacked in 'THAT' department before... but HOLY F**K! Wow.

All you guys out there with ladies... BUY THIS BOOK NOW!!!

You won't regret it!

... you may be walking a little funny for a while... but it's so worth it.

What do you mean?

[Echo7Solo]

What do you mean?

he got lucky

[Clobbertron]

I bought my wife a nook so she can read naughty books. Its awesome.

[Echo7Solo]

yeah my wife read all three of the books. Life is good

[Lantern_Lad]

I dont see what makes "Shades of Gray" any different than the typical fuck books sold in super markets....

Did Oprah endorse it or something?

Nope... her thing is that it's uniquely written... unlike any, as you put it, 'fuck book' she's ever read before.

Why? Did she use a strap-on on you? If so, I'm DEFINITELY not buying that for my wife.

Thank God no... she hasn't mentioned that in the books.

I bought my wife a nook so she can read naughty books. Its awesome.

yeah my wife read all three of the books. Life is good

See what I mean? It's universal!

[TofuNinja]

lol

[Shipshape1983]

Nope... her thing is that it's uniquely written... unlike any, as you put it, 'fuck book' she's ever read before.



Thank God no... she hasn't mentioned that in the books.





See what I mean? It's universal!

please pardon my language, thats what I called them when I managed the Adult Playtime Boutique

[Headman]

You don't need books when you've mastered all the techniques in Jason Julious' blue print.

[Zarana]

Wait till you wife finds out about Henry miller
Or the novel Four Play.

[Lody]

Pass

There are much better written and far dirtier books available than this garbage

[Python Viper]

My wife borrowed these books from somewhere, I can't wait until she stars reading them!!

[Headman]

Just learn how to bang your wives correctly and she won't need books or the mexican guy who cuts your lawn.

[drunknmunky]

SNL 50 shades of grey skit (good quality) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH85EkJPwEk)

[zedhatch]

Geez, people act like they never had sex before.

[Headman]

Geez, people act like they never had sex before.


You're on a toy forum.

[sharky]

You're on a toy forum.

Touche' :D

[zedhatch]

You're on a toy forum.

AAAAAND!?

Just because some people avoided women due to a perseved stigma doesn't mean all of us have.

[Headman]

AAAAAND!?

Just because some people avoided women due to a perseved stigma doesn't mean all of us have.

I didn't say all of us have. I'm pretty sure those of us with kids have at sex at least once.

[sharky]

AAAAAND!?

Just because some people avoided women due to a perseved stigma doesn't mean all of us have.
You gotta keep it real. Touching a female causes one to lose so much cred in the collecting world.

[Zarana]

You gotta keep it real. Touching a female causes one to lose so much cred in the collecting world.

NOt me, I always end up paying scalper prices though

[Lody]

Boyfriend assaults girlfriend with steak sauce over (http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/fifty-shades-grey-steak-sauce-assault-171428353.html)

Getting worse out there

This book is such garbage