The universe...

[Headman]

If the universe is actually a creation of my own mind does that mean I invented things like math and GI Joe? If so, shouldn't I get money (Which I also invented) for these things?

[Cobra Terrorist]

If that's true, then you should give yourself a promotion and a raise!

[Headman]

If that's true, then you should give yourself a promotion and a raise!

I'll try, but it appears as though I don't have much control over my imagination. It appears to be run by my subconscious.

[DaveViper]

If the universe is actually a creation of my own mind does that mean I invented things like math and GI Joe? If so, shouldn't I get money (Which I also invented) for these things?

I'll try, but it appears as though I don't have much control over my imagination. It appears to be run by my subconscious.

Is your subconscious in charge of shipping Gi Joes to stores?

If so please tell it to step things up. Thanks :)

[Cody]

Somewhere George Carlin is pulling a Rodin.

[Troynos]

If the universe is actually a creation of my own mind does that mean I invented things like math and GI Joe? If so, shouldn't I get money (Which I also invented) for these things?

That means you're responsible for Rise of Cobra.

[sharky]

Headman is responsible for creating the concept of repacking. Boo!

[Raw Dog]

I think so.

[Headman]

Is your subconscious in charge of shipping Gi Joes to stores?

If so please tell it to step things up. Thanks :)

I'm thinking it's like watching a movie. We don't want to watch movies where nothing ever goes wrong. Without some sort of drama or tension it's a very boring story. The pain and suffering we feel is kind of like what the characters in the story feel. My subconscious is like the guy watching the movie. To him this is all fake so he doesn't mind if the character's in his story can't find some GI Joes.

That means you're responsible for Rise of Cobra.

To my subconscious RoC is just a bad movie within a movie. It's not important to the over all plot.

Headman is responsible for creating the concept of repacking. Boo!

I support repacking.

[sharky]

Aw, how can I stay mad at the man who invented BJ's.

Still, boo to repacking.

[sonofdestro]

You didn't create the universe, nor do you have any control over it. Once you get old enough you won't even have control over your own bowl movements anymore. Come on man you've had a kid, so you should come to grips with the fact that you no longer matter. It won't be long and you will come to the realization that as the father you rate somewhere just above the pets in the family dynamic.

[Headman]

You didn't create the universe, nor do you have any control over it. Once you get old enough you won't even have control over your own bowl movements anymore. Come on man you've had a kid, so you should come to grips with the fact that you no longer matter. It won't be long and you will come to the realization that as the father you rate somewhere just above the pets in the family dynamic.

The term "Suck it" comes to mind.

[sonofdestro]

The term "Suck it" comes to mind.

I remember when I was still in denial, and desperately fighting against my soul crushing fate. Just fish a couple of Pokemons out of the toilet, and scrape a peanut butter and jelly sandwich off of the new flat screen, then get back with me.

[Raw Dog]

You didn't create the universe, nor do you have any control over it. Once you get old enough you won't even have control over your own bowl movements anymore. Come on man you've had a kid, so you should come to grips with the fact that you no longer matter. It won't be long and you will come to the realization that as the father you rate somewhere just above the pets in the family dynamic.

He made you post that.

[bluebikerboy1]

I remember when I was still in denial, and desperately fighting against my soul crushing fate. Just fish a couple of Pokemons out of the toilet, and scrape a peanut butter and jelly sandwich off of the new flat screen, then get back with me.

lmfao I can so relate

As far as your kids coming first and you no more matering thats just life.
good news is though that when you get to the point of being old they end up forking the bill to keep you happy :P
at least thats what i hope happens when my son becomes the star running back of the dallas cowboys, my middle daughter finishes her nerosurgery practice and my youngest daughter becomes president of the united states......

[Headman]

I created my kid just like I created myself.

[sonofdestro]

I created my kid just like I created myself.

Now you are getting into some kind of "chicken or the egg" thing, but with your mom's hoo-hah thrown in the mix. That is a little too much for me to try to wrap my head around. I'm dropping out of this one.

[Headman]

Now you are getting into some kind of "chicken or the egg" thing, but with your mom's hoo-hah thrown in the mix. That is a little too much for me to try to wrap my head around. I'm dropping out of this one.

I have no memory of my birth so from my point of view there is no proof it ever happened. It's something that I've simply imagined to explain my origin. In truth I have no origin.

[red4]

Did you also invent HotkinkyJo?

[Headman]

Did you also invent HotkinkyJo?

I just did.