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NAJA EMPIRE
06-19-2012, 11:43 PM
Maybe I am a little obsessed but i was flipped through the channels when i heard that Beyonce bought JZ a 45 million dollar jet!!! I thought what a waste of money, imagine the joes you could buy? Cobra army, vehicle fleets?!?!?.... So my question to you, if you had to spend 1 million dollars in joes, what would you buy with it??

Dragasses
06-19-2012, 11:45 PM
well, I would need a place to keep them so...

Zarana
06-19-2012, 11:46 PM
No one ever got laid on a Flagg........I hope.

Lifeline_MD
06-19-2012, 11:50 PM
If I had 1 million for joes? that would probably cover 1 of everything released, plus at least 10+ of every troop builder.

And there'd probably still be a LOT left over for unproduced items.

Riotheory
06-19-2012, 11:52 PM
well, I would need a place to keep them so...

No kidding. I would build a to-scale USS Flagg, and then I would build a house around it. And I would staff it with Joe Troopers and cover it with helicopters. And I would build a track around it with a train I could sit on with my kids, and it would take us around the Flagg to wherever the action was hottest.

Yeah.

A million bucks for Joes.

R.

CobraOfficer999
06-19-2012, 11:53 PM
For me, neither. I'd invest 1/3rd in gold and silver coinage, and I'd use the rest to buy one of every ARAH figure and vehicle and a house to put them in.

luigi
06-19-2012, 11:55 PM
i would first get a house just for the collection to be placed in and i would have to have a indoor pool(why not) then get vehicles and then guys to man each one fully manned
and have a sizeable gi joe and cobra fleets and the other teams too
and yes i would have to have at least one flagg in there

Shipshape1983
06-19-2012, 11:56 PM
If I had to choose between the 2, I'd go with Joes.

a plane would be nice, but who'd fly it for me?

Python_Puckman
06-20-2012, 12:13 AM
Maybe I am a little obsessed but i was flipped through the channels when i heard that Beyonce bought JZ a 45 million dollar jet!!! I thought what a waste of money, imagine the joes you could buy? Cobra army, vehicle fleets?!?!?.... So my question to you, if you had to spend 1 million dollars in joes, what would you buy with it??

All the Serpentors I could find... so basically I'd give it all to you :)

musashi3000gt
06-20-2012, 12:28 AM
I'm a huge car guy. I love cars, I mess around tunning and racing them, everything from time attacks to rally. One of my all time lottery fantasies has been building a real life Joe vehicle for myself. There are these two brothers here in Florida who specialize in fantasy concept vehicles. They even have thier own show on Sci-Fi channel called Dream Machines.

If I had a Million to spare I'd drop by Parker Brothers Concepts and ask them to build me a working Joe vehicle for me. I'd probably go with the R.H.I.N.O.

bandonov
06-20-2012, 12:42 AM
I would buy all the Arctic Destros I can get!!!!

Cody
06-20-2012, 12:45 AM
How is Hasbro stock doing these days?

Sgt Major Haley
06-20-2012, 01:22 AM
Hostile take over of Hasbro.....

WildWeaselZ06
06-20-2012, 02:04 AM
I'm gonna have to say that I've usually seen the Gulfstreams as a waste. Usually flown short distances with only a couple passengers. I'd be perfectly content with a Lear 35. I've seen those go for between .5 and 1.5 million depending on serial number and avionics suites. Maybe 2-3 million for a Lear 60. Besides, that 45 million dollar GulfStream (if that's what was bought) costs about 20-25 thousand to fuel. I've already told my wife, if we ever hit the lottery I'm buying a Lear to put on a 135 charter certificate and just fly that til I retire. I've got most of the Joes I want, I'd love to fly for a living. Right now, I'm fixing em instead of flying em.

gijoeforlife
06-20-2012, 02:32 AM
Maybe I am a little obsessed but i was flipped through the channels when i heard that Beyonce bought JZ a 45 million dollar jet!!! I thought what a waste of money, imagine the joes you could buy? Cobra army, vehicle fleets?!?!?.... So my question to you, if you had to spend 1 million dollars in joes, what would you buy with it??

Well, I can tell you for a fact the corporate jet's are not a waste of money. My dad's a corporate pilot(flown for Citigroup, Taylor Swift, CalFed bank(now a subsidary of Citi bank amongst many other's), and people don't realise, that as nice and luxurious as the corporate jet's are, it's all business, and they'll make the jet pay itself off.

Now with that said, I'd get myself:
Complete series of Rubiplas(venezuelan) joes
complete series of Plastirama(argentina) joes
complete series of Auriken(mexican) joes
As complete as known series of funskol(india, egypt, russia) joes

as well as argen 7 moc manleh, glenda and redmack(I'm unaware of any carded topsons, cobra mortals, or shimiks)

Jinx723
06-20-2012, 02:37 AM
... if you had to spend 1 million dollars in joes, what would you buy with it??


Million dollars? For one thing Hasbro won't get a dime, but the following customizers will make some serious money from me.

ceraurus
vince_chua
kingphilbert
Cloud Strife
lance858a

and I would have to do some research on guys that do casting

r3v3n63
06-20-2012, 02:49 AM
I would create my own toy line.

gijoeforlife
06-20-2012, 03:35 AM
Well, I can tell you for a fact the corporate jet's are not a waste of money. My dad's a corporate pilot(flown for Citigroup, Taylor Swift, CalFed bank(now a subsidary of Citi bank amongst many other's), and people don't realise, that as nice and luxurious as the corporate jet's are, it's all business, and they'll make the jet pay itself off.

Now with that said, I'd get myself:
Complete series of Rubiplas(venezuelan) joes
complete series of Plastirama(argentina) joes
complete series of Auriken(mexican) joes
As complete as known series of funskol(india, egypt, russia) joes

as well as argen 7 moc manleh, glenda and redmack(I'm unaware of any carded topsons, cobra mortals, or shimiks)

I'd also buy myself an MXS-R

Ixz72
06-20-2012, 04:08 AM
I would not blow $1 million on Joes. Are you kidding me?

First thing on the list... 67' Shelby Mustang!!!

Then an awesome house or condo. Pay off debts. Travel. And live life. If I can pick up a supermodel or two on the way...hey why not!!!

Jmacq1
06-20-2012, 07:16 AM
It's a no-win situation. By the time you bought the land and housing to contain a collection that large, you'd have spent most of the money to actually buy the collection with (depending on where you live).

But yeah, a million would easily get you one of every production item, and enough troop builders to fully man all your vehicles, with plenty left over.

But like most, if I had a million dollars free and clear, I'd probably be doing other things besides buying Joes with it.

Marine-73
06-20-2012, 07:24 AM
I'm a huge car guy. I love cars, I mess around tunning and racing them, everything from time attacks to rally. One of my all time lottery fantasies has been building a real life Joe vehicle for myself. There are these two brothers here in Florida who specialize in fantasy concept vehicles. They even have thier own show on Sci-Fi channel called Dream Machines.

If I had a Million to spare I'd drop by Parker Brothers Concepts and ask them to build me a working Joe vehicle for me. I'd probably go with the R.H.I.N.O.

THIS!!!!!
My 17 yr old son and I were just talking about that the other when we were coming back from the Batman Tumbler tour (batmobile at walmarts promoting the upcoming movie) anyway.... we both agreed a working, street legal RAM and VAMP would be sick as hell, he even went as far as to say a HISS tank. personally seeing as the Marine Corps Super Cobra resembles the Joe Dragon Fly, I would buy one and have it detailed to look like a DF with mock missles and all, hell with a cool mil I could also take flight lessons to learn to fly it. so for me a VAMP, RAM and DF for 1 million dollars.

VideoViper
06-20-2012, 07:59 AM
No one ever got laid on a Flagg........I hope.

Let's just say its no longer MIB or functional:D

Viper6
06-20-2012, 07:59 AM
oh the customs i could do with 45mil, the thrid party joe market would smoke hasbro, id get ratfink, raginspoon, tofujesse and all my crew at mayhem set up w/ thee envy of all design and distro studio and blow this hobby wide open, probably need a lawyer too and creative product names like "not the stun" enemy attack cycle, and such. :)

Viper6
06-20-2012, 08:01 AM
Let's just say its no longer MIB or functional:D

i'd ruin a flagg to bang that smok'n hot baroness chic on it, cause thats priceless!

Mermaniel
06-20-2012, 08:01 AM
I'd have someone engineer me a real lifesize BAT.

Viper6
06-20-2012, 08:03 AM
THIS!!!!!
My 17 yr old son and I were just talking about that the other when we were coming back from the Batman Tumbler tour (batmobile at walmarts promoting the upcoming movie) anyway.... we both agreed a working, street legal RAM and VAMP would be sick as hell, he even went as far as to say a HISS tank. personally seeing as the Marine Corps Super Cobra resembles the Joe Dragon Fly, I would buy one and have it detailed to look like a DF with mock missles and all, hell with a cool mil I could also take flight lessons to learn to fly it. so for me a VAMP, RAM and DF for 1 million dollars.

think youd be hard pressed to score an attack chopper under 45 mil, even bare bones and even a largely outdated one, but god bless ya if ya could id love to see a dragonfly touch down at a con!!!!

footloose
06-20-2012, 08:05 AM
? Nobody wants there own personal pit hq to live in? Maybe a terrordrome

NAJA EMPIRE
06-20-2012, 08:16 AM
All the Serpentors I could find... so basically I'd give it all to you :)

That would be great!!! And thank you! But imagine the amount of 1986 serpentors you could buy. That would be one hell of an army!!!

ChaplainAsst
06-20-2012, 08:45 AM
think youd be hard pressed to score an attack chopper under 45 mil, even bare bones and even a largely outdated one, but god bless ya if ya could id love to see a dragonfly touch down at a con!!!!

New, yes, but a used Soviet-era gunship might be available on the cheap. The fact that you can buy an Eastern block jet for under a million tells me that there are some deals to be had!

crock master
06-20-2012, 08:54 AM
i think with 1 mill i would get some plates made for some vehicles rather than buy stuff

Crazy Legs
06-20-2012, 09:00 AM
i'll buy a 45 million dollar jet fighter then use it to rob people of their GI JOEs.
MWA AHAHHAHAHAHHA!

Konigstiger
06-20-2012, 09:14 AM
New, yes, but a used Soviet-era gunship might be available on the cheap. The fact that you can buy an Eastern block jet for under a million tells me that there are some deals to be had!

You could buy a 20-ship company worth of attack helicopters from former Soviet satelite and client-states looking to upgrade/be shut of the airframes.

I reckon you could even get 2-3 Ka-50s.

Anyhoo, I come into 1 million dollars free and clear I have to be honest and say Joe goes to the bottom of the heap.