Have you ever missed someone?

[red4]

and reloaded for a second shot?

[RuckusJr]

It takes a long time to reload. Thats why if you're gonna shoot, you better make sure it gets all over her face.

[red4]

It takes a long time to reload. Thats why if you're gonna shoot, you better make sure it gets all over her face.

But a shotgun seems like overkill at point-blank.

[RuckusJr]

My bad. We're talking about two completely different things.

[red4]

Not really. A pun is a pun. We're in the Spam section. Anything goes.

[Zarana]

Chewy sprees,!!!!!!!

[red4]

Chewy sprees,!!!!!!!

That's the second time I've seen that shit today. What does it mean?

[Zarana]

That's the second time I've seen that shit today. What does it mean?

It means I like my sprees, but prefer them not to chip my teeth. Just slowly wear them away.

[red4]

It means I like my sprees, but prefer them not to chip my teeth. Just slowly wear them away.

And what is a spree, other than: spree (spriː)

— n
1. a session of considerable overindulgence, esp in drinking, squandering money, etc
2. a romp

?

[Zarana]

What totalitarian nation do you live in that you have never had a spree? Have you lived without fun dip and alexander the grape as well?

[red4]

What totalitarian nation do you live in that you have never had a spree? Have you lived without fun dip and alexander the grape as well?

My eyes are crossed, and a huge smile on my face, because I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about.

[WVMojo]

Don't mind red...he doesn't get out of his basement too much.

I maimed one once...but pulled a U-turn and hit him again.