You know what Retaliation needs?

[Black Llama]

Zombies. If the kids like ninjas they LOVE zombies. Add some un-dead and market the hell out of it.

Instant win.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/228/b/5/zombie_vs_ninja_by_olivehue.jpg

[Griff]

Zombies. If the kids like ninjas they LOVE zombies. Add some un-dead and market the hell out of it.

Instant win.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/228/b/5/zombie_vs_ninja_by_olivehue.jpg

Maybe thats the rehsoot.,..tatum comes back as a zombie :D

[Lody]

You know what Retaliation needs?

IDK

To be released on time and left as is perhaps?

[XAMOT]

Sorry but I don't agree, this is G.I. Joe not the Walking Dead.

[Cobra Terrorist]

Maybe thats the rehsoot.,..tatum comes back as a zombie :D

Brilliant!

[fireflyguy]

Maybe thats the rehsoot.,..tatum comes back as a zombie :D

As long as someone gets to off him, maybe like SE usin his sword to cut off his head, then I'd be all for that.

You know what Retaliation needs?

IDK

To be released on time and left as is perhaps?

Pipe dreams, my friend. But this sounds good too.

[Nirvana]

There are 7 ninjas in this picture.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13saro6um1r5nu5zo1_1280.jpg

[Black Llama]

Come on people, you cannot deny the marketing potential of Retaliation Arashikage Ninja Action Zombie Viper!!

[Huer-Ta]

There are 7 ninjas in this picture.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13saro6um1r5nu5zo1_1280.jpg

My favorite part of this shot is the 3 Zombie mini-orgy.

Come on people, you cannot deny the marketing potential of Retaliation Arashikage Ninja Action Zombie Viper!!

I'd army build the shit out of Zombie Ninja Vipers.

[CrimsonGuard101]

Zombies, Ninjas and Joes? No it dosent need any of that anymore according to Paramount. The movie screeners have spoken, they want morr Chaning Tatum and 3D. The target audience is no longer the "collectors" nor the "kids" its the "ladies"...thats all that parmount cares for now...they want more women in the seats and don't care how many "collectors" or "kids" they loose in the process.. Apparenlty Tatum can seat 3 women to 1 "collector" or "child" and that means more money for the studio....I expect to see 6-12inch channing tatum Duke dolls like the New Moon and Hunger Games toy lines have...

[bitetheasp]

Well, this thread wasn't a total bust...Got a new wallpaper out of it.

[sbartek1974]

Maybe thats the rehsoot.,..tatum comes back as a zombie :D

You mean he wasn't already a zombie to begin with?

[Black Llama]

You mean he wasn't already a zombie to begin with?


There's a subtle difference between 'wooden' and 'dead'.

I think adding Zombies in would be a great idea. Takes little to no creativity and would give the kids a reason to watch.

[Huer-Ta]

You know what Retaliation needs?

Sgt Slaughter.

[Black Llama]

You know what Retaliation needs?

Sgt Slaughter.

Once, Sgt. Slaughter went to the grocery store, and bought all of the 2 for 1 dollar Hostess Honey Buns. And this was at breakfast time. He then proceeded to sit there in front of the store and stuff his face full of them while laughing maniacally. Man, Sgt. Slaughter, fuck THAT guy.

[CrimsonGuard101]

You know what Retaliation needs?

Sgt Slaughter.

They'd just end up
1) Making him an ultimate ninja commando to fight the Rock or
2) make him a Zombie...

and we dont need either of those things happening to Slaughter..they already tried to make him a defector to the Iraqis...that didnt go over so well for his career..

[sbartek1974]

Once, Sgt. Slaughter went to the grocery store, and bought all of the 2 for 1 dollar Hostess Honey Buns. And this was at breakfast time. He then proceeded to sit there in front of the store and stuff his face full of them while laughing maniacally. Man, Sgt. Slaughter, fuck THAT guy.



Now I would have loved to have seen that.

[sharky]

Once, Sgt. Slaughter went to the grocery store, and bought all of the 2 for 1 dollar Hostess Honey Buns. And this was at breakfast time. He then proceeded to sit there in front of the store and stuff his face full of them while laughing maniacally. Man, Sgt. Slaughter, fuck THAT guy.


Reading this anecdote makes me actually like him now. How can you hate a guy that likes honey buns and isn't afraid to show it?

[Raw Dog]

I wouldn't mind a scene featuring Red Ninja fighting Zombie Vipers in 3D. Yeah, that sounds pretty bad-ass to me.

[Black Llama]

Since everyone is on board with adding:

Moar ninjas.
Zombies
Sgt. Slaughter

How about we throw in some partial nudity? Nothing will make teenage boys want to see a movie more than partial nudity.

[RolandofGilead]

Come on people, you cannot deny the marketing potential of Retaliation Arashikage Ninja Action Zombie Viper!!

So are we talking Ninja-Zombies, or Ninjas fighting zombie hordes? I'm confused yet interested at the same time.


You know what Retaliation needs?

Sgt Slaughter.

QFT! Fuck Joe Colton, the Rockblock needs to go back and re-train with Sergeant Slaughter if he wants to defeat Cobra now.

http://images.wikia.com/gijoe/images/4/4d/Bigsgtslaughter.jpg

[Black Llama]

So are we talking Ninja-Zombies, or Ninjas fighting zombie hordes? I'm confused yet interested at the same time.




QFT! Fuck Joe Colton, the Rockblock needs to go back and re-train with Sergeant Slaughter if he wants to defeat Cobra now.

http://images.wikia.com/gijoe/images/4/4d/Bigsgtslaughter.jpg


You know what Sgt. Slaughter needs? Judging by this picture the answer is less honey buns!

[sbartek1974]

Since everyone is on board with adding:

Moar ninjas.
Zombies
Sgt. Slaughter

How about we throw in some partial nudity? Nothing will make teenage boys want to see a movie more than partial nudity.

Now that's what I'm talkin' bout!!! Yeah!!!

[brock Samson]

Retaliation needs an enema!

[skinny]

three words:
fatal
fluffy
zombies

[chuckernaut]

zombies, ninjas and joes? No it dosent need any of that anymore according to paramount. The movie screeners have spoken, they want morr chaning tatum and 3d. The target audience is no longer the "collectors" nor the "kids" its the "ladies"...thats all that parmount cares for now...they want more women in the seats and don't care how many "collectors" or "kids" they loose in the process.. Apparenlty tatum can seat 3 women to 1 "collector" or "child" and that means more money for the studio....i expect to see 6-12inch channing tatum duke dolls like the new moon and hunger games toy lines have...

nerd rage

[sharky]

You know what Sgt. Slaughter needs? Judging by this picture the answer is less honey buns!

He is rather portly isn't he. :D Gotta love that honey bun eating machine!

BTW, as bad as that looks, you know he's holding in his gut.

[Ford]

They can film the reshoots in Miami. The Rock is down there shooting "Pain & Gain". And it seems that the zombie uprising is going to start from down there.

If they can't get Sgt Slaughter, they can just cast Kevin from "The Office". They're practically twins.

[Cobra Terrorist]

You know what Sgt. Slaughter needs? Judging by this picture the answer is less honey buns!


He is rather portly isn't he. :D Gotta love that honey bun eating machine!

BTW, as bad as that looks, you know he's holding in his gut.


I'll betcha that belt is SCREAMING for mercy.