What if Cobra Commander was a snake charmer from India?

[red4]

And nothing else.

[Stl_Brgd_PFC_Ramar]

Whaaaaaaat!?!?!

[red4]

Whaaaaaaat!?!?!

You know, he commands a cobra.

[Stl_Brgd_PFC_Ramar]

You know, he commands a cobra.

Ahhhh, I see....literally. Nice to know that I'm not the only one enjoying a few brews on a late Friday/early Sat. :)

[red4]

Ahhhh, I see....literally. Nice to know that I'm not the only one enjoying a few brews on a late Friday/early Sat. :)

Except I come up with this stuff sober.

[Hicks_Royel]

I would think that the franchise would've died shortly before launch. Kinda like the new movie.

[red4]

I would think that the franchise would've died shortly before launch. Kinda like the new movie.

Or it could have blown up, just like Bay's Transformers movie, and how they're chock full of bad ideas.

[Colder Soldier]

More interesting and realistic than a car salesman that knows ninjas.

[Crimson Rage]

I... don't honestly know.

But I do think that if it was the official origin, and thirty years later someone offered "what if CC was a used car salesman?", we'd all be "LOL, don't be soooo stupid!"

[minstrelboy]

Or what if he could change into a giant snake like James Earl Jones' character in that Conan film from the '80's? I forget which one, The Destroyer or The Barbarian. Man, I need to watch those again. Haven't seen them in a while.

[red4]

Or what if he could change into a giant snake like James Earl Jones' character in that Conan film from the '80's? I forget which one, The Destroyer or The Barbarian. Man, I need to watch those again. Haven't seen them in a while.

It's The Barbarian, first one. And for no reason at all, I like to refer to that movie as Connie: The Barbara Ryan.

[youdoitimbusy]

Makes sence. Crappy job, quite possibly the least attractive ethnicity on earth, terrible food. No wounder why he turned out so evil.

[ilzuccone]

I would giggle every time he said something.

[RATFINK]

You know, he commands a cobra.



.... =)

[Super Beast]

...Let's all get drunk, and return to this thread tonight.

[red4]

...Let's all get drunk, and return to this thread tonight.

Or we could use our brains and come up with silly stuff sober.

[Super Beast]

Square.