The beginning of the Zombie-Apocalypse?

[Hicks_Royel]

Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl2%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D164619)


One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.
City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html), the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:


I mean, sounds like how it'd start. Now this second guy will flatline, come back in the hospital morgue, bite on the lab tech... Good times ensue.

[Hicks_Royel]

So I've been looking around trying to find anything else... seems like one of those things that might get the attention of the media but I don't know... Maybe it's fake.

[CornDog_The_Ninja]

I hope it's true.

What this world needs is either an alien invasion or zombie apocalypse. Time to thin the herd, so to speak.

[Cobra Terrorist]

True dat. ^^^

[Hicks_Royel]

Well, I'm all about herd thinning... sadly though, the dumb ones seem to survive better.

I don't know... Like I said, it seems to be getting no real coverage. Could be fake. My slow connection won't load the video on this one.
Miami police kill naked man as he chews on another man's face. - latimes.com (http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-florida-face-attack-20120527,0,6360405.story)

Edit: Well, ABC picked up the story:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-miami-officer-shoots-kills-naked-attacker-16438061

[joedelta]

'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami - Yahoo! News (http://news.yahoo.com/disoriented-passenger-subdued-flight-miami-161714261.html)

http://news.yahoo.com/missing-la-students-bike-found-under-bridge-014208306.html


These incidents and the flesh eating bacteria a month ago are starting to make me worry somethings going on in the south.

[Hicks_Royel]

Whoo... So, it's more like The Crazies then? Sweet...

[joedelta]

Police Investigate After Naked Man Shot With Stun Gun Dies | NBC 6 Miami (http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Police-Investigate-After-Naked-Man-Shot-With-Stun-Gun-Dies-147758165.html)

Same thing last month, getting close to setting panic mode?

[Hicks_Royel]

Now see, I'd seen where folks were talking about this following the most recent one. I don't know, maybe it's the drugs or whatever else they've been laced with. Either way, might be time to find the old Louisville Slugger.

[joedelta]

Now see, I'd seen where folks were talking about this following the most recent one. I don't know, maybe it's the drugs or whatever else they've been laced with. Either way, might be time to find the old Louisville Slugger.

Damn straight, and im staying away from Miami.

[Shipshape1983]

Saw that on tv last night.

[redpony1]

There is a new magazine coming out about fighting off zombies and which guns you should keep around.

[sonofdestro]

There is a new magazine coming out about fighting off zombies and which guns you should keep around.

Not only do I have the magazine, but I already bought some of the ammo I saw advertised in it. Hornady is making special zombie ammo called Z-Max. I got some of the .40 S&W, 12 GA 00 Z shot, and 7.62x39. It is just the regular Hornady ammo, but the tip is green instead of red. I haven't cut open one of the 00 Buck, but I would imagine it is just regular shot. The boxes are really cool though.

[OSOK]

There is a new magazine coming out about fighting off zombies and which guns you should keep around.
alot is the correct answer

[Hicks_Royel]

alot is the correct answer
I owuld think the number of bullets would be more important than the number of guns. Unless, of course, your bullets don't go in your gun. Then you just have a really fancy club.

[sKeTcHy]

Man hospitalized after throwing own intestines at police | The Raw Story (http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/05/29/man-hospitalized-after-throwing-own-intestines-at-police/)

[Hicks_Royel]

Sweet.

[sKeTcHy]

Sweet.

intestine = weapon

zombie logic at it's best ;)

[luciendoone]

This is some of the most disturbing shit I've ever seen, the video shows him doing all this crazy shit and......it just is absolutely insane....something is coming up.....something is going to happen this year that is gonna turn this world upside down, are the Mayans correct, is this the end of days....yeah but seriously that was some demented shit...and yes it was real. Rudy Eugene ate Frank Poppo's face off.

[Gatchaman]

The face eating story is all too true. I was waiting for someone to post something about it here. They believe the man was on this new drug called Bath Salts. It's a new drug that I guess is hitting a lot of the party scenes. Some people are having rections from the drug causing them to do crazy shit. They also say it seems to increase a person’s strength.

Anyways, that story is just nuts.

[Shipshape1983]

slow news day

[Cobra Terrorist]

The face eating story is all too true. I was waiting for someone to post something about it here. They believe the man was on this new drug called Bath Salts. It's a new drug that I guess is hitting a lot of the party scenes. Some people are having rections from the drug causing them to do crazy shit. They also say it seems to increase a person’s strength.

Anyways, that story is just nuts.

That shit (Bath Salts) is old news around here - it's all over the place!

People have been busted by the cops - all fucked up - walking the streets of Bangor, Maine with guns, convinced that people are chasing them. Seriously, it's happened multiple times up here.

That shit is no joke, man.


Damn. Whatever happened to ripping up a gram of Coke, taking some Ecstasy, or dropping a hit of Acid like we used to do? Even on my worst acid trip I never considered of eating someone's face off!

EDIT: TO MY EMPLOYER (In case they're monitoring me): THIS WAS YEARS AGO - I WILL TAKE ANY DRUG TEST YOU DESIRE....just don't make me take a breathalizer....

[sharky]

Actually, this is exactly the kind of thing the Zombie Survival Guide tells you to look for in the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. That is, strange news stories such as these.
http://i896.photobucket.com/albums/ac164/therealsharky/180px-Zombiesurvivalguide.jpg

[sharky]

The face eating story is all too true. I was waiting for someone to post something about it here. They believe the man was on this new drug called Bath Salts. It's a new drug that I guess is hitting a lot of the party scenes. Some people are having rections from the drug causing them to do crazy shit. They also say it seems to increase a person’s strength.

Anyways, that story is just nuts.
Bath Salts, or some kind of compound laced with a zombie virus? You decide.

[Shipshape1983]

A zombie epidemic could never escalate to too much trouble. You realize how many people with guns would be jumping for joy at the chance to go out and kill zombies?

[red4]

I'd like to think a zombie virus would be airborne, and that we're all fucked. It helps me sleep at night. Also, why would a zombie revert to cannibalism? That's not even logical. A zombie would try to clean out the fridge and pantry, and then attack the cat before lunging at a human. The instinct to feed is not linked with cannibalism; that's just a bullshit explanation they shoehorn into every movie. If there's a zombie horde, you can cook up some burgers, throw them on the lawn, and climb on the roof. If dogs, cats, flies, worms, and crows will go for hamburgers, there's no reason a zombie wouldn't.
Also, why are all the mobile zombies just kinda damaged, but not ripped limb-from-limb like a character who is victimized within the course of the movie? Why would a zombie stop eating someone if it isn't attacked?

[Hicks_Royel]

Meh, I've moved on to far dumber:
Kool-Aid Gun Fight Leads To Two Injuries In Detroit (VIDEO) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/kool-aid-gun-fight-shooting-detroit_n_1559612.html)

[DaveViper]

The virus is spreading, have a great weekend :)

Maryland Man Eats Roommate (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/cannibal-maryland.html)

[red4]

The virus is spreading, have a great weekend :)

Maryland Man Eats Roommate (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/cannibal-maryland.html)

Ehh, I'd attribute that to there simply being nothing else to do in Maryland.

[DaveViper]

Ehh, I'd attribute that to there simply being nothing else to do in Maryland.

Good point, false alarm folks.

[red4]

Good point, false alarm folks.

that made me laugh entirely too loud at this hour

[Godzilla]

We are screwed anyway. I know the article is old but it is fun.

5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen | Cracked.com (http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html)