Idiots in the News

[drunknmunky]

I decided to start this thread to put all the crazy, stupid, dumb and just plain awesome news stories I could find in it. So I'll start with this one-

Carmel bar teens arrested: Police: Numerous teenagers arrested for underage drinking at Carmel bar - fox59.com (http://www.fox59.com/news/wxin-carmel-bar-teens-arrested-police-numerous-teenagers-arrested-for-underage-drinking-at-carmel-bar-20120514,0,1839649.column)

The bartender knowingly served minors alcohol, then when the cops came he told them to pretend to be cooks.

[drunknmunky]

Man Tells Cops Drug Dealer Gave Wrong Change | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/man-says-drug-dealer-gave-wrong-change-1746230)

[drunknmunky]

John Davis Faces $500 Fine For Dropping $1 On Ground (VIDEO) - The Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/23/john-davis-faces-500-for-_n_1541096.html)

Man gets 500 dollar ticket after a bum drops his dollar bill.

[mister-x]

this is going to be full of Indiana news stories....carry on

[SportsandStuff]

Man Tells Cops Drug Dealer Gave Wrong Change | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/man-says-drug-dealer-gave-wrong-change-1746230)

LOL Too funny

[drunknmunky]

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/2012/05/26/video-man-marries-sex-shop-mannequin/

[drunknmunky]

A flying cat? Dutch artist turns dead feline into a helicopter - latimes.com (http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-cat-helicopter-takes-flight-20120604,0,4470173.story)

[ndb]

Wow, now these are interesting.

[drunknmunky]

Woman arrested for putting infant in bed of truck (http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/08/19/20110819florida-infant-truck-bed.html)

It's from last year but figured she may be the inspiration for the woman who drove with her child in a car seat on the roof of her car.

[drunknmunky]

Mom of boy in buckled-up gas can photo fires back (http://www.wdtn.com/dpps/news/strange/mom-of-boy-in-buckled-up-gas-can-photo-fires-back-ob12-jgr_4199292#.T9Dc__fCuoc)

[drunknmunky]

Man Cuts Off Own Penis With X-Acto Knife (Police Believe Bath Salts Not Involved) (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/06/07/man-cuts-off-penis_n_1578076.html)

[drunknmunky]

Man tries to bring kitten into strip club, repeatedly calls 911 after being refused entry | wtsp.com (http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/258206/58/Man-calls-911-after-being-refused-into-strip-club-with-kitten)