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Barefoot Jedi
05-01-2012, 12:40 PM
How now, brown cow?

Cobra Terrorist
05-01-2012, 01:00 PM
Well done - and drowned in Lea & Perrin's Worcestershire Sauce!

Huer-Ta
05-01-2012, 01:05 PM
Give it to us rrrraw, and wrrrrrrigling....you keep nasty chips.


Or just serve it up with a cool red center.

Black Llama
05-01-2012, 01:06 PM
I like em medium rare. A little pink in the middle.


Also, damn you. For some reason I now have this stuck in my head:
Deadeye Dick - New Age Girl - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc)

Barefoot Jedi
05-01-2012, 01:08 PM
Well done - and drowned in Lea & Perrin's Worcestershire Sauce!

I hate typing the word "Worcestershire" for some reason.

I have no difficulty at all with Mahershalalhashbaz.

mahershalalhashbaz ali - Google Search (http://www.google.com/search?q=mahershalalhashbaz+ali&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=WhigT9udIs-utwfo34ndBA&sqi=2&ved=0CDkQsAQ&biw=1680&bih=949)

But Worcestershire annoys me.

shrugs

bandonov
05-01-2012, 01:12 PM
Medium Rare for me too....

I once had it still mooing and it was a little too much

sharky
05-01-2012, 01:13 PM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

Huer-Ta
05-01-2012, 01:14 PM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

1. It's steak
2. It's a natural source of creatine.

I'll PM you my address.

sharky
05-01-2012, 01:18 PM
1. It's steak
2. It's a natural source of creatine.

I'll PM you my address.
Before you do, I feel obligated to inform you that I refer to my fart sealed in a jar as The Phantom Menace.

Jettfire
05-01-2012, 01:18 PM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

This just made my day.

Jettfire
05-01-2012, 01:19 PM
Before you do, I feel obligated to inform you that I refer to my fart sealed in a jar as The Phantom Menace.

My day is ruined.

bandonov
05-01-2012, 01:19 PM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

1. Everything but Steak tastes like chicken
2. Cow beats Chicken in a Street Fight

sharky
05-01-2012, 01:20 PM
My day is ruined.
Don't be so quick to judge. You haven't smelled it yet.

sharky
05-01-2012, 01:20 PM
2. Cow beats Chicken in a Street Fight
Did he do any choking during that fight?

Raw Dog
05-01-2012, 01:21 PM
Medium Rare. A little bloody, red, and juicy. Good stuff.

Huer-Ta
05-01-2012, 01:21 PM
Before you do, I feel obligated to inform you that I refer to my fart sealed in a jar as The Phantom Menace.

Does your fart contain unmotivated villains and shadowy political plots that you have to fill in the blanks to understand?

Black Llama
05-01-2012, 01:22 PM
Medium Rare. A little bloody, red, and juicy. Good stuff.

Also describes how I eat my bearded clams.....

bandonov
05-01-2012, 01:23 PM
Did he do any choking during that fight?

hahahahahaha

Huer-Ta
05-01-2012, 01:24 PM
Also describes how I eat my bearded clams.....



Dracula was doing it wrong.

sharky
05-01-2012, 01:25 PM
Does your fart contain unmotivated villains and shadowy political plots that you have to fill in the blanks to understand?
Don't know anything about all that, but they are certified organic if that helps sweeten the deal.

Black Llama
05-01-2012, 01:26 PM
Vaginapires are 3x worse than Vampires.

Huer-Ta
05-01-2012, 01:27 PM
Don't know anything about all that, but they are certified organic if that helps sweeten the deal.

Sounds like it would complement my steak dinner pretty well.

WVMojo
05-01-2012, 01:46 PM
Medium Rare and if it's cooked right, it doesn't need anything on it, although I occasionally like to make a Bourbon sauce or Bearnaise sauce...but that's only when I'm feeling fancy. If it doesn't come from a resturant then it has to be cooked over charcoal...none of this gas grill bullshit.

Huer-Ta
05-01-2012, 01:52 PM
Medium Rare and if it's cooked right, it doesn't need anything on it, although I occasionally like to make a Bourbon sauce or Bearnaise sauce...but that's only when I'm feeling fancy. If it doesn't come from a resturant then it has to be cooked over charcoal...none of this gas grill bullshit.

I love my steak cooked over a woodfire. My wife and I were camping over the weekend and we ate steak for just about every meal. You just can't beat the flavor. We do have a gas grill at our house though, sometimes it''s just more convenient to thrown some meat on there when it's just two of us. We'll bust out the charcoal on the weekends though.

The L.O.C.
05-01-2012, 01:58 PM
Dehorn it, wipe its ass and walk it to my plate

Zarana
05-01-2012, 02:02 PM
Tube (thats still current slang right?)

Cobra Terrorist
05-01-2012, 03:12 PM
I hate typing the word "Worcestershire" for some reason.

I have no difficulty at all with Mahershalalhashbaz.

mahershalalhashbaz ali - Google Search (http://www.google.com/search?q=mahershalalhashbaz+ali&hl=en&prmd=imvnso&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=WhigT9udIs-utwfo34ndBA&sqi=2&ved=0CDkQsAQ&biw=1680&bih=949)

But Worcestershire annoys me.

shrugs

I hear ya - I HATE asking for it in restaurants!

Haha, I really didn't even want to type it, but I figured I'd spell it out for people who hadn't heard of Lea and Perrin's. Also, had to stare at the word for 5 seconds or so to make sure I typed it right, lol.

Headman
05-01-2012, 03:24 PM
It's made out of fish.

Joe Fan 1
05-01-2012, 05:19 PM
It's medium rare for me with a little bit of salt.

the odinson
05-01-2012, 07:18 PM
if it's a good piece of meat, anything past med rare and it's trash. properly seasoned with salt and pepper while it's cooking, and that's all i need.

DaveViper
05-02-2012, 08:46 AM
I like mine with warm pink center.


And I believe if the steak taste good enough no sauce is needed.

dliam
05-02-2012, 08:51 PM
I actually prefer my steak on medium-rare. Well I like it that way because they are cooked just right, or at least based on my personal preference. I usually went with well done before but things were just a little too burnt for me and it did not help that they were harder to actually slice and usually ends up dry.

Just not acceptable if you ask me.

GI FLINT
05-02-2012, 09:02 PM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

if you send me a copy of phantom menace, then you owe me a steak.

Cobra Terrorist
05-02-2012, 09:10 PM
Oh God. "Medium Rare" is winning this poll?

Blehhhhhh, I say!

Daniel Alaniz
05-03-2012, 02:47 AM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

In a world where you have to fight for your food.

1. Steak would be more substantial as far as muscle repair and function are concerned. No real protein in chicken.

2. Have you ever had a chicken meal with a baked potato and sour cream? Just doesn't work for some reason. The only baked potato partner is Steak. If anyone says otherwise, you probably are not a red blooded American.

Would you be able to send some pizza rolls instead?

Daniel Alaniz
05-03-2012, 02:49 AM
I like mine with warm pink center.


And I believe if the steak taste good enough no sauce is needed.

You couldn't possibly speak the truth any more effectively. I thought I was the only one.

bandonov
05-03-2012, 08:40 AM
Oh God. "Medium Rare" is winning this poll?

Blehhhhhh, I say!

hahahahaha....

More People want to see the Pink in the middle!

sharky
05-03-2012, 09:44 AM
In a world where you have to fight for your food.

1. Steak would be more substantial as far as muscle repair and function are concerned. No real protein in chicken.

2. Have you ever had a chicken meal with a baked potato and sour cream? Just doesn't work for some reason. The only baked potato partner is Steak. If anyone says otherwise, you probably are not a red blooded American.

Would you be able to send some pizza rolls instead?

1)Your first reason is premised in a world where you have to fight for your food. We do not live in such a world. So, fail on the first point.

2) Who said you had to eat a chicken dinner with a baked potato? If one were to prepare a chicken dinner they should pair it with sides that compliment the meat. Fail again.

KP Viper
05-03-2012, 10:43 AM
I went with mooing. I like when a good vet can bring it back. My vegetarian friend makes me cut my steak on the opposite side from where he's sitting, so he doesn't have to see it. No steak sauce, not unless the steak wasn't very good to begin with.

And I just watched the entire New Age Girl video. Best song I've had stuck in my head for the past several hours, so I'm good.

Dehorn it, wipe its ass and walk it to my plate

I'll have to remember this one.

homer_sapien
05-03-2012, 11:25 AM
I'll give you a free copy of The Phantom Menace if you can give me 2 CONCRETE REASONS why a steak dinner is better than a chicken dinner.

1. Its steak

2. Its not chicken

Huer-Ta
05-03-2012, 11:38 AM
I like mine with warm pink center.


And I believe if the steak taste good enough no sauce is needed.

You couldn't possibly speak the truth any more effectively. I thought I was the only one.

I agree as well. As long as the meat is good quality and is cooked well, all it needs is a little salt and pepper. I've made myself a little ritual of a Friday night steak dinner. My wife works on Friday nights, so my "reward" for eating well all week is usually a large T-Bone with a salad and some rice. Yum.

sharky
05-03-2012, 12:27 PM
1. Its steak

2. Its not chicken
What address do you want me to send it?

Just in case you glanced over it.
Before you do, I feel obligated to inform you that I refer to my fart sealed in a jar as The Phantom Menace.