Boycott Farmdepot.biz!

[Headman]

They sold me a tractor with bad breaks and I ran over all my cows! Now I have no cows and a smashed up tractor! And they won't replace it because they say it's my fault that I got drunk and ran over a bunch of cows with a tractor. What a load of BS!

[RolandofGilead]

PPOR!

I want to see them squashed cows!

[Barefoot Jedi]

What an unbelievable coincidence.

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/general-discussion/228930-steak-dinner.html

[Black Llama]

Dude, really. Farm Depot sells tractors with excellent breaks for like 200$ Fortunately for you I bought all of them. You can now buy them off of me on Ebay for $11,250 each. Shipping and handling (and ball rubbing) is an addition 49.99.

Though there is some debate as to whether you should use the tractor or park it in your barn in case no other tractors are ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever everever ever ever ever ever ever made again.

Just saying.

[sharky]

Don't have a cow, man?





Sorry, sorry. :D It's awful. I know.

[Huer-Ta]

They sold me a tractor with bad breaks and I ran over all my cows! Now I have no cows and a smashed up tractor! And they won't replace it because they say it's my fault that I got drunk and ran over a bunch of cows with a tractor. What a load of BS!

You should have bought the tractor with brakes instead of breaks. On the upside, what time is dinner?

[sharky]

I'll bring the ambiance.

[TTT]

Strong like bull, smart like tractor.

[bandonov]

Dinner at Headman's Place!

[Zarana]

I feel like I have been boycotting them all my life.

[bigvig]

Pics or it didnt happen.

[Headman]

You should have bought the tractor with brakes instead of breaks. On the upside, what time is dinner?

Breaks are what I call brakes that are broken.

[Huer-Ta]

Breaks are what I call brakes that are broken.

I thought those were called brokes.

Yet another reason why English is my second language.

[bandonov]

But did Headman go Broke when he bought that tractor?

[Huer-Ta]

But did Headman go Broke when he bought that tractor?

What Headman doesn't realize is that his boycott of farmdepot.biz is causing them to back my campaign for Tanker of the Year 2012.

We'll celebrate with a steak dinner.

[Headman]

What Headman doesn't realize is that his boycott of farmdepot.biz is causing them to back my campaign for Tanker of the Year 2012.

We'll celebrate with a steak dinner.

Oh it's on now.

[Huer-Ta]

Oh it's on now.

I'm sure UndocumentedImmigrants.org will be happy to support you. Unofficially.

[Headman]

I'm sure UndocumentedImmigrants.org will be happy to support you. Unofficially.

That's it! Where's my tractor?

[Huer-Ta]

That's it! Where's my tractor?

Apparently it's somewhere in the Spam section...

[Headman]

How is my issue ever going to get solved with this thread in Spam? This is serious people. Tractors are expensive and so are cows for that matter!

[Lody]

You're mom didn't buy it for you, did she?

[Lody]

Cause you know how moms have a tendency to overpay for farm equipment....

[bigvig]

Cows really arent that expensive. Hell, I know a couple of heifers that are free!

[solid.wii]

Don't have a cow, man?


Why not? Mary had a little lamb.

[drunknmunky]

Wow - this is quite a surprise! Thisis drunknmunky from farmdepot.biz. It looks likeI needto clarify a few things on this thread.

> We accepted that the poor tractor was a mistake on our part, and we have apologized. Our packers are non english speakers, and errors can happen.

> We offered a full refund and issued a pickup hitch and trailer so there is no loss at all to the customer for the mistake.

> We cannot replace the farm hand- we don't have it. There is no issue of "cost too much" when something simply is not available to us at all.

> We have apologizedand offered a partial refund excluding shipping costs both ways. We also gave this customer an option of $10 off of the price of a midnight massage in our Red Light District, if he wanted a woman with damaged packaging, since it might still be displayed if that was the intent.

> Our acquisition cost, for the record, is not $5. With out-of-production products, we often pay higher prices too, in order to have the less-common stock. In other words, your new farm hand may be a different ethnicity then the one you previously ordered.

The main complaint is that we won't replace the item, but really - we can't ship what we do not have! So we have done the best thing we can: offered a full refund minus any actual money. We have offered you the the equivalent of the tractor in Valtrax gift cards, but you defined our more than generous offer.

I'll apologize again for the mistake we made in not packaging the item better. Our warehouse team is aware of it and we hope it will not happen again, but dammit you know it will. But I think our response has been quite reasonable and hardly a reason for a boycott. An item arrived damaged, some cows were slaughtered, the tractor broke and we're not gonna do shit about it. we were notified, and we agreed to refund the full amount of the purchase minus shipping bothways, packing material, tractors to dig holes to bury the cows, headstones, extremely large caskets, gas for the tractor, a quiji board to contact the cows for their side of the story, 3 Vietnamese prostitutes, some Swiss Rolls, pink popcorn, a cucumber, season 1 of the Golden Girls, asrtoglide, a pregnancy test. Wait, Sorry that's my shopping list.

[bandonov]

Can I get a shout out on your newsletter?

[Headman]

And this thread is officially awesome.

[bandonov]

And this thread is officially awesome.

A Headman thread is Always Awesome!

[Huer-Ta]

Wow - this is quite a surprise! Thisis drunknmunky from farmdepot.biz. It looks likeI needto clarify a few things on this thread.

> We accepted that the poor tractor was a mistake on our part, and we have apologized. Our packers are non english speakers, and errors can happen.

> We offered a full refund and issued a pickup hitch and trailer so there is no loss at all to the customer for the mistake.

> We cannot replace the farm hand- we don't have it. There is no issue of "cost too much" when something simply is not available to us at all.

> We have apologizedand offered a partial refund excluding shipping costs both ways. We also gave this customer an option of $10 off of the price of a midnight massage in our Red Light District, if he wanted a woman with damaged packaging, since it might still be displayed if that was the intent.

> Our acquisition cost, for the record, is not $5. With out-of-production products, we often pay higher prices too, in order to have the less-common stock. In other words, your new farm hand may be a different ethnicity then the one you previously ordered.

The main complaint is that we won't replace the item, but really - we can't ship what we do not have! So we have done the best thing we can: offered a full refund minus any actual money. We have offered you the the equivalent of the tractor in Valtrax gift cards, but you defined our more than generous offer.

I'll apologize again for the mistake we made in not packaging the item better. Our warehouse team is aware of it and we hope it will not happen again, but dammit you know it will. But I think our response has been quite reasonable and hardly a reason for a boycott. An item arrived damaged, some cows were slaughtered, the tractor broke and we're not gonna do shit about it. we were notified, and we agreed to refund the full amount of the purchase minus shipping bothways, packing material, tractors to dig holes to bury the cows, headstones, extremely large caskets, gas for the tractor, a quiji board to contact the cows for their side of the story, 3 Vietnamese prostitutes, some Swiss Rolls, pink popcorn, a cucumber, season 1 of the Golden Girls, asrtoglide, a pregnancy test. Wait, Sorry that's my shopping list.

I don't see how any of this relays CONCRETE and verifiable reasons as to why I'm stealing Tanker of the Year 2012 from Headman.

Except maybe the astroglide and Season 1 of the Golden Girls.

[Headman]

They should just make me tanker of the year now and save us all the trouble of being WRONG!

[KingBiohazerd]

IG 4-Life IG 4-Ever!!!!