View Full Version : The StarBuck Front Page Protest
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 08:56 AM
As the leader and head of the Llama's for the Advancement of ChucKles (LACK) I am here to stage a sit in. A protest if you will. I will not rest until the best custom ever seen on Hisstank hits the front page. My hero, and a hero to you all, Starbuck has created the most magnificent re-imaging of the best character in all of GI Joe.
http://i1249.photobucket.com/albums/hh507/starbuck113/ch.jpg
So I am here in a peaceful protest until I get what I want, no.... what the tank wants. WHAT THE TANK NEEDS! I will be posting slightly aggravating and mildly inflammatory statements about everyone until we get our way. I have also included a poll, just so everyone has the free will to vote and show that the entire population of the Tank supports this. So join hands, or hoofs or whatever the hell it is that Llama's have and join me my brothers and sisters. The inflammation starts now.
Chuckles needs to be on the front page, and Desto wears dirty socks. That's right Destro. Dirty. Socks.
Barefoot Jedi
04-18-2012, 08:57 AM
Yes is winning.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 09:01 AM
Yes is winning.
The people have a right to make choices.
Tall Creeper
04-18-2012, 09:02 AM
Yes is winning.
It looks good I voted as well!
Gyre-Viper
04-18-2012, 09:03 AM
I don't see a ban option so I didn't vote.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 09:05 AM
I don't see a ban option so I didn't vote.
Chuckles Needs to be on the front page and Gyre-Viper hand paints his "prototypes".
ChicagoScott
04-18-2012, 09:12 AM
This is "The best achievable or imaginable of its kind Chuckles." It exists on Earth-1610.
Zarana
04-18-2012, 09:23 AM
I still think she should be voiced by Don Johnson.
the odinson
04-18-2012, 09:28 AM
not this close to game time, llama, noooooooo!
mods, please do as he says and don't kill him.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 09:33 AM
not this close to game time, llama, noooooooo!
mods, please do as he says and don't kill him.
Now jimbo, my protest is of a peaceful and loving nature. As you can see from the totally fair, legitimate poll that is included the Tank so far stands firmly behind me.
starbuck
04-18-2012, 09:36 AM
I'm torn...
Do i take the self serving route and vote yes, or should i take the high ground let the other guy win?
RogueWingnut
04-18-2012, 09:37 AM
Now jimbo, my protest is of a peaceful and loving nature. As you can see from the totally fair, legitimate poll that is included the Tank so far stands firmly behind me.
My Leader!
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 09:44 AM
I'm torn...
Do i take the self serving route and vote yes, or should i take the high ground let the other guy win?
It's a tough decision. It took me a while to decide. And I made the poll.....
Front Page Starbuck! TTT uses paints that he bought at the dollar store!
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 10:06 AM
Front Page this chuckles! Rumor is Samantha plays with dolls. That's right, not action figures... DOLLS!
iDzBowl
04-18-2012, 10:06 AM
I voted red, but now I'm leaning towards blue... Dang it, why wasn't a green option available!
TofuNinja
04-18-2012, 10:33 AM
There's a front page? I always go straight to the forums... who knew?!?!
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 10:41 AM
This should be added to the archive as an officially recognized "Ultimate" figure as well.
Buck for the Front black mail : C.I.A.D. replaced your regular coffee with Folgers crystals.
Huer-Ta
04-18-2012, 10:48 AM
If I vote yes, can I invite my transsexual friends to the victory party?
the odinson
04-18-2012, 10:51 AM
[COLOR="SlateGray"]Buck for the Front black mail : C.I.A.D. replaced your regular coffee with Folgers crystals.
YouTube - Chris Farley Columbian Coffee Crystals (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=417iJmk2ans)
bandonov
04-18-2012, 10:51 AM
This is AWESOME!
Zarana
04-18-2012, 11:01 AM
If I vote yes, can I invite my transsexual friends to the victory party?
I was just going to show up any way.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 11:12 AM
If I vote yes, can I invite my transsexual friends to the victory party?
A vote for no is a vote for the possible. Either way I've already called the Trannie-granny van and requested they come to your house. Want to know how I got that done so quick?
Because Headman owns that service. That's right, Hisstanks own Headman. This fact is brought to you by LACK.
starbuck
04-18-2012, 11:23 AM
I have not yet begun to bend genders...
Huer-Ta
04-18-2012, 11:31 AM
I was just going to show up any way.
There may not be enough chairs for you. You might have to sit on my lap.
A vote for no is a vote for the possible. Either way I've already called the Trannie-granny van and requested they come to your house. Want to know how I got that done so quick?
Because Headman owns that service. That's right, Hisstanks own Headman. This fact is brought to you by LACK.
That's weird because usually they just come at my house.
wertdog91
04-18-2012, 11:41 AM
Is there an all above option?
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 11:47 AM
Is there an all above option?
Crazy. The people are given a clear choice, they should know which side they are on. There is no 'middle ground' here.
Blackmail! I heard that Echo7Solo buys his shorts at K-Mart.
K.
Mart.
This is brought to you by the Chuckles for the Font page: The Musical.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 12:27 PM
Sure, Footloose get's the front page... But what about Chuckles!
I heard that the Hisstank Crimson Horsemen group had to drink a glass of pee to get their badge. Pee.
starbuck
04-18-2012, 12:49 PM
I'm pretty sure there are explosives wired to the hisstank servers, set to detonate if my name appears on the front page.
C.I.A.D.
04-18-2012, 12:59 PM
Now jimbo, my protest is of a peaceful and loving nature. As you can see from the totally fair, legitimate poll that is included the Tank so far stands firmly behind me.
Fixed
I'm pretty sure there are explosives wired to the hisstank servers, set to detonate if my name appears on the front page.
Yes
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 01:01 PM
I'm pretty sure there are explosives wired to the hisstank servers, set to detonate if my name appears on the front page.
That's cause your the bomb......
Fixed
Yes
Blasphemy, judging by the 20 or so votes for yes already I'm prepared to call majority rule for this decision. We have what, like 30 people that post here?
bandonov
04-18-2012, 01:17 PM
DAmn, this got moved to SPAM
Jettfire
04-18-2012, 01:20 PM
Time to open a "Should Black Llama's 'Should Starbucks Chuckles get front paged' Thread Get Moved to General Discussion" thread.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 01:42 PM
Time to open a "Should Black Llama's 'Should Starbucks Chuckles get front paged' Thread Get Moved to General Discussion" thread.
Don't forget to include a fair and un-biased poll!
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 02:18 PM
HISSTANK BLACKMAIL! Lody doesn't actually work for Yahoo news, he's just a normal reader like the rest of us.
This is brought to you by FUCK (Friends Unified for the opportunity to bring Cuckles to the main page of hisstank, Knuckleheads)
war009
04-18-2012, 02:25 PM
I voted for the LACK and the Advancement of Buck's Trailer park hooker Version of Chuckles that gives guys Chubbies
starbuck
04-18-2012, 02:49 PM
I voted to ban them both.
I am an expert at using the "good troll, bad troll" technique
Huer-Ta
04-18-2012, 03:22 PM
Sure, Footloose get's the front page... But what about Chuckles!
I heard that the Hisstank Crimson Horsemen group had to drink a glass of pee to get their badge. Pee.
In fairness ot those elitist pricks, Pee is certainly better than Pee...
Some folks should really hydrate more often.
Black Llama
04-18-2012, 05:51 PM
If Starbuck's grand vision of Chuckles is NOT front paged.... why.... why. I'll post pictures of Destro's junk in this forum. You heard me. Junk. Shot.
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