Decent people make me angry.

[Headman]

I don't like people who do nice things for others.

[Zarana]

I pee in pools owned by enemies of my friends. Am I unlikable?

[sonofdestro]

I pee in pools owned by enemies of my friends. Am I unlikable?

It all depends on the manner in which the urination occurs. If you are in the pool swimming while you do it, you're just a guy in a pool who is essentially peeing his pants. However, if you walk up to the edge, whip it out and start pissing directly into the pool then you are taking an awesome pool piss. In my personal opinion that makes you likeable and awesome. If you do this while drunk it makes you even more awesome.

[Python Viper]

I like nice people.

But I dont like overly nice people, its a little creepy. The bank I go to to make my car payments, they are wayyyyyy too nice in there. It bugs me. Just say hi and let me make my payment and leave, get your tongue out of my ass.

[Angry.Android]

Just say hi and let me make my payment and leave, get your tongue out of my ass.

Be thankful, normally you have to pay extra for a service like that.

[Raw Dog]

Lol, I feel your pain bro, I really do, but decent people aren't all bad. I mean, think of all the great things they do. There's that, and they're really nice, right? So yeah, I guess I can see why you don't like them but I guess they're all right with me.

[sharky]

I don't like people who do nice things for others.
If you are able to turn into The Hulk because of it, then I say bring on the decent people cause that I have to see.

[Black Llama]

I don't like people who do nice things for others.

I don't not like people who don't like people that don't not like ARGHHHH ALL THE DOUBLE NEGATIVES!!!!!!! SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS.

[starbuck]

I like turtles.

[youdoitimbusy]

It all depends on the manner in which the urination occurs. If you are in the pool swimming while you do it, you're just a guy in a pool who is essentially peeing his pants. However, if you walk up to the edge, whip it out and start pissing directly into the pool then you are taking an awesome pool piss. In my personal opinion that makes you likeable and awesome. If you do this while drunk it makes you even more awesome.

if this is the case, I might just be the best friend you never knew you had...LOL

[youdoitimbusy]

I like nice people.

But I dont like overly nice people, its a little creepy. The bank I go to to make my car payments, they are wayyyyyy too nice in there. It bugs me. Just say hi and let me make my payment and leave, get your tongue out of my ass.

unfortunately thats probably how they are trained to act. If it bothers you that much start making your payment late every month and see if eases up a bit.

[Black Llama]

You know who else is angry?

Birds.

Motherfucker.

[Headman]

People who say shit like "Thank you!" and really mean it are annoying. And the ones who give you shit for free with no catch, wtf?

[sharky]

It's like the Dire Straits song, "money for nothing, and shit for free"

[Angry.Android]

I like turtles.

But do you like alien turtles just as much as mutant turtles?