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The Batman
04-02-2012, 01:54 PM
Heard this on the radio and then has to research it. Goodbye and good riddance Metallica.. you finally understand that you finally suck!!!

Here is the article:

Despite the recent talks of a new album and 3D movie, Metallica’s James Hetfield has officially announced that Metallica, the world’s biggest heavy metal band, has called it quits.

In an official statement from Hetfield on behalf of the entire group, Hetfield revealed the factors that contributed to this surprising decision: "We’ve been doing this for 30 years. At a certain point, we all realized we wanted to explore new territories musically. The project with Lou Reed [”Lulu”] seemed to awaken a desire to move onto new musical horizons. It’s come to that time; we can’t be Metallica anymore. But fear not, you’ll be hearing new music from each of us in the future."

Plans for said musical projects from each band member remain speculative; however, each member of Metallica has announced tentative plans for what’s in store for them musically in the coming months.

Hetfield, admittedly inspired by his onstage reunion with former Metallica guitarist, Dave Mustaine, has expressed desire to start a new group with the Megadeth frontman. Commenting on this, Dave Mustaine says, "I’ll have to think about it." No word yet on who would fill in the bass and drum slots. Hetfield has admitted to having a strong respect for keyboardist **** from Children of Bodom, which could be a possibility.

Lars Ulrich, when asked what he plans to do, expressed desires to work alongside Marylin Manson. "I’ve been drawn more to the artistic side of heavy metal - with a guy like Manson, I think I’ll be satisfied artistically. We’ve gotten together a few times and thrown some ideas around."

Bassist Robert Trujillo has issued some rather undiplomatic statements, calling Lars a "tool" and Hetfield a "control freak." Trujillo plans on returning to his previous band, Suicidal Tendencies.

This news comes as a surprise to fans eager to hear the follow up to their 2008 return-to-form album, "Death Magnetic." Although the ill-fated album with the Velvet Underground’s Lou Reed seemed to foreshadow a mid-life crisis for the metal giants.

However, Lou Reed still remains in the Metallica circle; it is rumored that Metallica lead guitarist, Kirk Hammet, will team up with Reed for a concept album that explores the dynamic range of his favorite electric guitar effect- the wah pedal. "The wah pedal is pure expression, much like Lou Reed’s voice. Everything on the album - percussion, vocals, guitars, bass - will go through a wah pedal."

We at UG are certainly surprised to hear of this news. Metallica will always be remembered as one of the most influential metal bands of all time. This is quite the way to begin the month of April...

mister-x
04-02-2012, 01:55 PM
They were done long ago...

The Batman
04-02-2012, 01:57 PM
They were done long ago...

They were done after Justice. They were just trying to make money after that.

I hope Dave Mustaine does not close down Megadeth over Hetfield wanting to do his thing. I may have to shoot someone in the future.

war009
04-02-2012, 02:00 PM
Hooooray

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:02 PM
Hooooray

Somewhere in America there are fans crying in the street and riots are gonna form. Oh well. Go listen to KISS.

Troynos
04-02-2012, 02:03 PM
It's not like Megadeth has really done anything recently. Countdown To Extinction was the last really good album from them.


That's too bad. I always liked Metallica.

war009
04-02-2012, 02:05 PM
Exactly Bats....I was never a fan best part I get to ruin one of my co workers day as he is a big fan of their crappy music

RolandofGilead
04-02-2012, 02:06 PM
I knew this was coming after their last movie made them all look like whining pansies.

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:07 PM
It's not like Megadeth has really done anything recently.

You must have some serious earwax built up in your ear. Give me your address.. I will mail you a few q-tips.

Jettfire
04-02-2012, 02:08 PM
I can't find any mention of them breaking up anywhere else. Hoping it's not true.

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:08 PM
Exactly Bats....I was never a fan best part I get to ruin one of my co workers day as he is a big fan of their crappy music

Make a grown man cry.. on a Monday... and after lunch? DO IT! Then he will probably go home and listen to some FADE TO BLACK! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:10 PM
I can't find any mention of them breaking up anywhere else. Hoping it's not true.

Google "Hetfield Metallica over" I just stuck in some keywords because it was on the radio. That is what I came up with.

Troynos
04-02-2012, 02:11 PM
When did you hear it? Yesterday?

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:12 PM
Hear is the link:

Pro Tone Pedals | Metallica Calls It Quits (http://protonepedals.com/?p=628)

Smokebomb
04-02-2012, 02:12 PM
This is good news if true, but unfortuneately this means we will hear more of them on the radio. Hooray more manditory Shitallica. But I think it's too good to be true.

Jettfire
04-02-2012, 02:12 PM
Google "Hetfield Metallica over" I just stuck in some keywords because it was on the radio. That is what I came up with.

I think you got April Fooled.

Who knows. I just can't pull it up on any legitimate news sites.

wormser
04-02-2012, 02:12 PM
It's not like Megadeth has really done anything recently. Countdown To Extinction was the last really good album from them.


That's too bad. I always liked Metallica.

when did anyone mention megadeth?

is there a link to any article?

Troynos
04-02-2012, 02:13 PM
when did anyone mention megadeth?

is there a link to any article?

Read the OP. Speculation is that Hetfield wants to reunite with Mustaine.

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:17 PM
Read the OP. Speculation is that Hetfield wants to reunite with Mustaine.

Actually... in the past news I read that Mustaine was always trying to get Metallica to team up with Megadeth and make a serious hardcore album but Metallica never went with it.

We all knew Metallica had something to do with a Lou Reed album but that was a few months ago and nothing has come forth yet. If they quit.. they quit. If they stay together, they will suck again. It makes me no difference what they do because I am done with them anyway.

Jettfire
04-02-2012, 02:18 PM
Hear is the link:

Pro Tone Pedals | Metallica Calls It Quits (http://protonepedals.com/?p=628)

Whoever posted that article even tagged it as an April Fool's Day gag. I'm taking this with a grain of salt.

war009
04-02-2012, 02:19 PM
I think you got April Fooled.

Who knows. I just can't pull it up on any legitimate news sites.

that site i pulled info admits it was a prank.....that is such crap....wish it was true....

Dawg99
04-02-2012, 02:22 PM
Sounds like April Fools to me

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:24 PM
I assume it was a joke but .. THE RADIO??! Spreading worldwide noise through the air and getting our hopes UP while crushing others.

They might as well break the fuck up and go away... the new Lou Reed album they were/are working on is going to put them under!

Troynos
04-02-2012, 02:25 PM
Sounds like the radio got caught by the April Fools joke.

Didn't hear anything on my local station and news like this would be all over the major news sites.

Jettfire
04-02-2012, 02:26 PM
Sounds like the radio got caught by the April Fools joke.

Didn't hear anything on my local station and news like this would be all over the major news sites.

Somewhere, Orson Welles is laughing.

war009
04-02-2012, 02:32 PM
lol nice Jett

Black Swan
04-02-2012, 02:34 PM
i knew this was coming after their last movie made them all look like whining pansies.

qft
Prank or not ...



Slayer reigns over all !!!

The Batman
04-02-2012, 02:38 PM
Sounds like the radio got caught by the April Fools joke.



Knowing my pathetic radio station with some airhead DJ's they probably took it for truth and decided people must know! And they even said it came out in the news today! So that is why I brought it here. Damn suck ass radio station is gonna make people go nuts!

Of course.. if it is a joke.. it's fucking hilarious! But then again.. Metallica needs to pack their shit and head to the nearest gutter because they really do suck.

Black Swan
04-02-2012, 02:58 PM
Metallica needs to pack their shit and head to the nearest gutter because they really do suck.

Never agreed with The Batman before but this needed to be said.

bigvig
04-02-2012, 04:28 PM
Wait a minute.....Metallice made more albums after Justice!?!?! That right there is news to me.

The Batman
04-02-2012, 04:49 PM
Wait a minute.....Metallice made more albums after Justice!?!?! That right there is news to me.

You did not know this? They even tried to wow the audience by doing a Symphony album! It was no doubt worse than Megadeth's Risk album in 1998!

You have really hit rock fucking bottom when you team up with a california symphony.

Headman
04-03-2012, 01:05 AM
I'm feeling record levels of indifference right now.

Talisman
04-03-2012, 07:17 PM
I'm in utter disbelief.


I always thought "Metallica" either a Space Ghost villain or something Activision cooked up to sell Guitar Hero games.

TheBaroness
04-03-2012, 11:17 PM
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