If you could kick one guy in the balls...

[cobracobra]

If you could kick one guy or gall in the you know whatsit who would it be?
Mine would be my mega boss. We are installing today and he has us go in "silent" mode (ie. no drills no tape guns) so he can show people new work (that we havent even secured a show for. ) and I lose 2 hours of task mastering because this guy brings his drinking buddies in for a show and tell.
First off Id tell him we are in the middle of a push secondly I would love to insert my big toe right in his pubic pouch so fast that not even god could see it.
Who would it be?

[sharky]

Barbra Walters. I have my reasons.

[dcooper]

My boss who is a woman

[JohnnyAngel77]

Myself, just to see if they still felt pain. My wife has had such a tight grip on them over the years, they may be useless now.

[youdoitimbusy]

Chris Angel, while he is doing a magic trick. Then I would say something catchy like...You see what I just did, I just made your future children disappear.

[RolandofGilead]

I'm going to say that bastard who chased down and killed a 17 year old kid in Florida for committing the crime of being a young black kid in the wrong neighborhood, and then gets to claim "self defense" while the local cops pat him on the back.

Asshole!

[Beckley]

In before it gets political!

[RolandofGilead]

It shouldn't be political. But I'm sure it will become so.

[DaveViper]

In before the lock.


Barack Obama for non political reasons :D

[thewyseone]

kyle busch.no explaination needed.oh wait he has no balls..............

[Ctrl_Z]

Me in the past. Maybe HS years. Get your shit together, son!

[thewyseone]

how about if you can kick one chick in the meat curtains?

snookie,id kick her so hard that her kid will be wearing some good running shoes so when they are born they can run away from her,far away.......................

[Cobra Terrorist]

I'm going to say that bastard who chased down and killed a 17 year old kid in Florida for committing the crime of being a young black kid in the wrong neighborhood, and then gets to claim "self defense" while the local cops pat him on the back.

Asshole!

I gotta go with that one. ^^^ That story pisses me off.

[4mykid]

The whole team New Orleans Saints.

[DaveViper]

how about if you can kick one chick in the meat curtains?

snookie,id kick her so hard that her kid will be wearing some good running shoes so when they are born they can run away from her,far away.......................

One chick I would like to kick in the meat curtains would be the octomom closed your dam legs stop making babys that the taxpayers have to take care of!

[GI Flow]

I'm going to say that bastard who chased down and killed a 17 year old kid in Florida for committing the crime of being a young black kid in the wrong neighborhood, and then gets to claim "self defense" while the local cops pat him on the back.

Asshole!

True indeed, bigots deserve a swift kick in the crotch for being racist dickbags

[thewyseone]

I'm going to say that bastard who chased down and killed a 17 year old kid in Florida for committing the crime of being a young black kid in the wrong neighborhood, and then gets to claim "self defense" while the local cops pat him on the back.

Asshole!

if it wernt bad enough already but listen to the 911 call and what was muttered under his breath.a kick to the balls wouldnt be enough.only if everyone in the world got to take their turn,one after the other.

[Kungfuguy]

Tim Tebow
Kim Kardashian
Paris Hilton
The entire cast of Twilight
The housewives of……
Nancy Grace

[TheBaroness]

John Cena.

I hate that bitch.

[docdrako]

I'd say the guy that bullied me every day in 10th grade. Oddly enough, he's a friend of a Facebook friend. I'm sure he's forgotten all about it, after all I was just some nerd he picked on in high school, but I will never forget. Forgive? Maybe some day.

I guess you could say I have an unnatural ability to hold a grudge.

[Clobbertron]

I don't want to hurt anybody but its a funny idea.

[sonofdestro]

Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. I'm not into sexual predation or anything, but for some reason I just don't like that guy. I think it might be the hairdo. The entire cast of Pawn Stars too. Again, no particular reason, just think I would enjoy it.

[DaveViper]

Tim Tebow
Kim Kardashian
Paris Hilton
The entire cast of Twilight
The housewives of……
Nancy Grace

God I fucking hate Nacy Grace, that cunt bag needs to put a bag full of cocks in her lieing, media hyping, bigoted mouth.
Hey Nacy Grace way to persecute folks before the trial is even done that's why we have a justice system. Your not the law you quite being a lawyer remember that bitch and shut your dam mouth.

Jane veliz mitchel you can shut the fuck up too.

[thewyseone]

i once seen a comment on yahoo about nancy grace.it made me almost die from laughing.

"GOD!,i could rest my whole sack on that chin!"

i had to thumbsup that comment...........

[Zarana]

Jaleel white.

[war009]

Former AZ Governor current Director of Homeland Security Napaltano...semi political but

[Headman]

Dolph Ziggler. Don't get me wrong, he's awesome. But he looks like somebody who would do something very entertaining after being kicked in the balls.

[The Batman]

I would like to kick Oprah right square in the mouth in hopes of breaking her face. Then slam her head into Nancy Grace in hopes of giving them both severe brain damage.

[mister-x]

Paula Dean...

[DaveViper]

i once seen a comment on yahoo about nancy grace.it made me almost die from laughing.

"GOD!,i could rest my whole sack on that chin!"

i had to thumbsup that comment...........

Thumbsup to your post, lol

[gyrapados]

I would like to kick Oprah right square in the mouth in hopes of breaking her face. Then slam her head into Nancy Grace in hopes of giving them both severe brain damage.

Oprah must be destroyed. If it means destroying Nancy Grace then so be it. Let me know when you are ready to do this. I'd love to help.

[Cobra Terrorist]

Paula Dean...

That is one scary bitch. Her make-up really must be 1/8" thick.


I heard this dude imitate her a couple months ago on the Imus show when I was driving down to Portland. I thought I was gonna go off the road I was laughing so hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BIQFt4JnKs

[minstrelboy]

Shania Twain.

[sonofdestro]

Shania Twain.

I think I would use my wiener instead of my foot if I were going to slam part of my body into her crotch.

[musashi3000gt]

Michael Bay, cause of the whole Ninja Turtles thing.

[Python Viper]

I have a tie, I can't pick one over the other. One guy is the sole reason I wound up with a minor juvenile record. The other is a douche body shop owner who took my money and his sweet time repairing my truck, I am talking months instead of weeks.

I wish I could change the past and erase my interactions with these world class A-holes. My life would be better without being different.

[Raw Dog]

I don't want to kick anyone in the balls. Getting kicked in the balls hurts real bad, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I think instead of kicking someone in the balls I think better to make friends with them.

[Waxy]

Anybody who goes to a bar and plays anything from LMFAO on the jukebox. You're old enough to drink, therefore you do not listen to that song.

[AMERICAN_Hero7]

Bill Maher

[tigerclaw]

I agree

Anybody who goes to a bar and plays anything from LMFAO on the jukebox. You're old enough to drink, therefore you do not listen to that song.

[sharky]

I don't want to kick anyone in the balls. Getting kicked in the balls hurts real bad, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I think instead of kicking someone in the balls I think better to make friends with them.
I want to kick Raw Dog in the balls for taking the high rode.






Just kidding. :D

[Raw Dog]

I want to kick Raw Dog in the balls for taking the high rode.






Just kidding. :D

I don't want sharky to kick me in the balls. To find out why, please see my original post. ;)

[xSwamiJayx]

DaveViper.

[bluebikerboy1]

lody,

no reason really i just want too :)

we could take turns till someone kneels, i go first

[DaveViper]

DaveViper.

:).

[Thunder]

Justina Bieber. For polluting minds and air.

[Headman]

Tina Faye.

[OSOK]

whoever invented steam

[SportsandStuff]

justina bieber. For polluting minds and air.

lol

[Cobra Terrorist]

whoever invented steam

F**k that guy - thinking he's all that with his clothes irons, high-pressure boilers and shit...

[XAMOT]

Aww, why does it have to be only one?

[cab00se]

Tim Tebow
Kim Kardashian
Paris Hilton
The entire cast of Twilight
The housewives of……
Nancy Grace


^^^^ yep all of em! especially that loud mouth Nancy Grace...