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Jacklefttown
03-21-2012, 09:56 AM
Does HISStank.com have an official slogan or catchphrase other than "We will crush them under the treads of out tanks"? And I don't mean "You lookin' for Bolo?"

I want a t-shirt that says "GI Joe is how we roll!" or something similar.
drunknmunky
03-21-2012, 10:01 AM
Totally off subject but at the meet CIAD was giving out Hisstank flyers. That was a week and a half ago. Last night I was at Target in Clearwater and the Joe isle was littered with the flyers lol.
Jacklefttown
03-21-2012, 10:10 AM
LOL< that's awesome!
sharky
03-21-2012, 10:16 AM
I think "Hisstank: We're all F'ed in the Head" has a nice ring to it.
BvH
03-21-2012, 10:19 AM
"Hiss tank.com: Not His stank.com"
Viper6
03-21-2012, 10:20 AM
i met a tanker in my target last night, "westcoastbaker" introduced himself while i was hunting up custom fodder in crofton. wish we had hisstank member/contact cards, think im gonna make a few.
OSOK
03-21-2012, 10:21 AM
eatin' aint cheatin'
Jacklefttown
03-21-2012, 10:22 AM
eatin' aint cheatin'

Is that a Guru Pitka quote?!
Jacklefttown
03-21-2012, 10:25 AM
i met a tanker in my target last night, "westcoastbaker" introduced himself while i was hunting up custom fodder in crofton. wish we had hisstank member/contact cards, think im gonna make a few.

That's awesome! That's how I met my first tanker, too, in the aisles! I caught drunknmunky prowling through the Joe section and we chatted for a few minutes about Joe, etc... And then met a awesome motley crew of local tankers at a meet a few weekends back!

It's always cool to meet people with the same interests/obsessions as you, isn't it?
Barefoot Jedi
03-21-2012, 10:41 AM
I never admit to any one I am here.

I just refer to it as "that GIJOE website."

I've also participated in a similar discussion before:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/Slowedyourmind/hiss.png

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/Slowedyourmind/hisstank.png
RogueWingnut
03-21-2012, 10:47 AM
Hisstank.com - Your Collection is Irrelevant.
sharky
03-21-2012, 10:47 AM
http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/Slowedyourmind/hisstank.png
Mods please close this thread. There's no point in discussing it any further. We have a winner. :D
fireflyguy
03-21-2012, 10:56 AM
Since we're all about throwback to the 80's, how about---

Hisstank.com-Don't have a cow man!

Or

Hisstank.com: Where's the Beef?

Or

Hisstank.com: avoid the noid
orezona
03-21-2012, 11:54 AM
And I don't mean "You lookin' for Bolo?"


Nonono, it's "Have you found Bolo?"

and the appropriate answer is, "You don't find Bolo... Bolo finds YOU!"
OSOK
03-21-2012, 12:15 PM
Ive only met 3 local tankers from trades

i dont go to cons partly because i dont travel and the other part is this damn thing around my ankle

and when im at a store im usually in and out and dont talk to anyone in the toy isle and because i look homeless, people dont talk to me either ;)
Jacklefttown
03-21-2012, 12:59 PM
Well, I did it! ;)
zweiman
03-21-2012, 06:20 PM
hisstank.com - 'deth of teh line!'
CrimsonGuard101
03-21-2012, 06:25 PM
Hisstank.com- Yeah...we went there

or

Hisstank.com- We put the "Hiss" in Tank

or

HIsstank.com- Collecting Plastic crack, 1 GI JOE figure at a time!
Ford
03-21-2012, 06:26 PM
Hissta...aww who cares, Hasbro will just ruin it anyway. Or make it great and then change it.
youdoitimbusy
03-21-2012, 06:26 PM
im a tanker not a banker...my investments earn a guaranteed negative 50 percent return?
Night Viper 143
03-21-2012, 06:57 PM
Funny stuff, keep it coming!
Adamantite
03-21-2012, 07:10 PM
Hisstank.com - Not he stank .com
T J Bang
03-21-2012, 07:13 PM
Tanker Wanker is a good slogan
MrClean
03-21-2012, 08:12 PM
I thought it was referred to "first in porn, last in love" among the Joe sites.
Jacklefttown
03-21-2012, 11:34 PM
We put the "stank" in HISSTank!
Cobra Terrorist
03-21-2012, 11:41 PM
"Hiss tank.com: Not His stank.com"

Hahaha, exactly.


That's why I only buy the older, "788" HissTank T-shirts off Zazzle.com.


Older ones say "HissTank.com" on the back.

Newer ones say "HiSsTaNk.com".

I want it to be as clear as possible, lol.


EDIT: That reminded me to go buy another one. So I did! My current one is getting worn the F out.
gruppenfuhrer88
03-22-2012, 12:20 AM
I never admit to any one I am here.

I just refer to it as "that GIJOE website."

I've also participated in a similar discussion before:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/Slowedyourmind/hiss.png

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk171/Slowedyourmind/hisstank.png

that's funny, that's what I tell my wife......
Scroll142
03-22-2012, 12:32 AM
'Because men deserve plastic toys too.'

'You can tell the men from the boys by the mass of their collected toys.'

'The other half of the battle.'

'A Real GI Joe Community.'

'F*CK TERRORDROME'

'Keeping 214 Hasbro employees employed.'
Indiana Joe
03-22-2012, 01:51 AM
"I'm a HissTanker not a bellyacher"
"Tankers do it over land and sea and air"
" HissTANK.COM, if you need to ask your not gonna care"
"HissTank-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"
"when a tank is just not enough, HissTank "
Uninvited Ghost
03-22-2012, 02:22 AM
Hisstank.com: 13500 Vipers can't be wrong!
TTT
03-22-2012, 02:30 AM
Hisstank.com: 13500 Vipers can't be wrong!

AH ! missed it by 8 minutes.....I could punch you...
ilzuccone
03-22-2012, 04:02 AM
"HissTank.com, a bunch of self spoiling man-children". Haaaaa. Paraphrasing another tanker. Wish I could find the quote. Brilliant really
drunknmunky
03-22-2012, 07:38 AM
Hisstank- The place for grown men to cry about childrens toys.
starbuck
03-22-2012, 07:43 AM
Hisstank: 21477 guys and 3 girls.

Wait...

Hisstank: 21478 guys and 2 girls.
drunknmunky
03-22-2012, 07:56 AM
Hisstank.com- because your work computer blocks all the good sites.
ilzuccone
03-23-2012, 02:27 PM
Hisstank.com: MOC POC SS..... LOL so many acronyms