The Hisstank is run by Hasbro

[DaveViper]

I think the Hisstank is run by Hasbro and the mods are employees hired by them to spy on us. Lets put it to a poll see what you guys think. I'm not crazy!



http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6945751891_a14852f67d_z.jpg

[OSOK]

in before the lock!

[BvH]

They might check in once in a while to see what the fanbase is talking about...

If you mean Hasbro silently owning the Hisstank on the downlow, doubt it.

If they did own it, I'm sure it would be prominently posted on every page of this site.

[DaveViper]

in before the lock!

witness

[DaveViper]

shit got to go to work be back soon

[Omega 8]

This thread is teh suck........

[Dawg99]

just in time

[DaveViper]

Wait a minute I have a cell phone and I don't actually do any work I'm good. I voted this thread sucks and I'm glad its spam.

[kneroh]

Whenever I'm presented with a poll that allows me to choose more than 1 answer I always choose them all.

I am the +/- margin of error!!!!!!

[DaveViper]

Whenever I'm presented with a poll that allows me to choose more than 1 answer I always choose them all.

I am the +/- margin of error!!!!!!

I had you in mind when I set up the poll, Lol.

[Python Viper]

I voted D, and yeah, you are crazy.

[sharky]

Every time I look at the bottom of every page on Hisstank I see the Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

[DaveViper]

Those tacos I had last night are going right through me. Not getting much work done today. Thought I would stop by and see how the poll is doing. The votes are really all over the place. Hmmm.... intresting

[bandonov]

Hasbro runs the show

[DaveViper]

Hasbro runs the show

Quoted for the truth.

[OSOK]

im not a registered voter

[wertdog91]

I think it's run by the Oompa Loompa's

[DaveViper]

I think it's run by the Oompa Loompa's

Dammit Hasbro got to them too!?

[TofuNinja]

If it was they suffer my spam.

[DaveViper]

If it was they suffer my spam.

Its an honor and I must say the privilege is all mine!

[DaveViper]

Rare picture of a secret meeting between Hasbro and the Hisstank

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6945751891_a14852f67d_z.jpg

[bandonov]

Rare picture of a secret meeting between Hasbro and the Hisstank

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6945751891_a14852f67d_z.jpg


EPIC! I love it!

[Steevy Maximus]

God, I wish I was run by Hasbro...

[Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.]

I can't speak for every one here on staff but I personally am run by two beautiful British ladies...Kate Winslet an Katrina Waters.

Only neither know I exist.

[DaveViper]

I was waiting for the mods to chime in, gosh.... about time :) I figured it was option 3 you guys were not in on it.

[DaveViper]

Stay tuned more pictures from Hasbro and the Hisstanks secret meeting. Hopefully I don't get shut down... I'm sure Hasbro is on to me by now....

[Derek2783]

...and the mods are employees hired by them...

Hahaha. Man, can only wish I got paid by Hasbro to be here! I'd even work for toys!

[Joe Fan 1]

Stay tuned more pictures from Hasbro and the Hisstanks secret meeting. Hopefully I don't get shut down... I'm sure Hasbro is on to me by now....

I hope not either. You're a whistleblower providing us with valuable information. If it does happen we should take your story to the National Enquirer. :D

[DaveViper]

Rare picture of a secret meeting between Hasbro and the Hisstank

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6945751891_a14852f67d_z.jpg


later on in the meeting....

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7054/6802143612_4c04bd2837_z.jpg

[DaveViper]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7193/6948253961_f94645b1b7_z.jpg

[DaveViper]

I hope not either. You're a whistleblower providing us with valuable information. If it does happen we should take your story to the National Enquirer. :D

Too late I called them already.

[DaveViper]

Its a short read so far. Very incriminating secret meeting pictures on page 3. Stay tuned and stay informed because knowing is half the battle!

[DaveViper]

http://www.spacepub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/The-Truth-Is-Out-There.jpg

[DaveViper]

X Files Theme Tune - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZBgHBHQT8)

[DaveViper]

I voted D, and yeah, you are crazy.

Maybe just a little bit.

[DaveViper]

What do you want to say to Hasbro there watching right now....

[Dreadnok Rocksteady]

I voted they ain't in charge, if they were this place would be like Mattycollector, where we'd have to be P.C. and unoffensive, instead of having sweet threads of pics of hot asian chicks and swearing like cunts all the time!

[DaveViper]

I present Exhibt A



Rare picture of a secret meeting between Hasbro and the Hisstank

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6945751891_a14852f67d_z.jpg


later on in the meeting....

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7054/6802143612_4c04bd2837_z.jpg

[BvH]

I can't speak for every one here on staff but I personally am run by two beautiful British ladies...Kate Winslet an Katrina Waters.

Only neither know I exist.

Finally, someone else who loves Katrina Waters!

[Joe Fan 1]

I present Exhibt A



Rare picture of a secret meeting between Hasbro and the Hisstank

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7060/6945751891_a14852f67d_z.jpg


later on in the meeting....

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7054/6802143612_4c04bd2837_z.jpg

We have our proof! :)

[RuckusJr]

What the fuck does enouth mean?

[DaveViper]

What the fuck does enouth mean?

Nobody really knows but its provocative

[TofuNinja]

oh?

[DaveViper]

oh?

What's up TN? :)

[Smokebomb]

Better yet what if Hisstank ran Hasbro?

[Zarana]

I am a hasbro plant. That is just how deep of a game they are running.

[DaveViper]

Better yet what if Hisstank ran Hasbro?

Yah and here is a crazy thought, Imagine if tankers were the board members and all decesions were made by us, lol. There is some really crazy people on the Tank so it would get pretty intresting.

[DaveViper]

I am a hasbro plant. That is just how deep of a game they are running.

Dam they got you too, The Rabbit Hole goes even deeper.

[DaveViper]

http://cardsspeakpoker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/matrix_red_blue_pill.jpg

[TofuNinja]

not much. My wife is watching the Phantom of the Opera on PBS :(

[DaveViper]

Better yet what if Hisstank ran Hasbro?

First Board meeting after the Hisstank takes over Hasbro


http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7186/6954692467_6e4397a0f8_z.jpg


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[TofuNinja]

Nerf guns for everyone!

[BvH]

It figures...

[DaveViper]

not much. My wife is watching the Phantom of the Opera on PBS :(

Thank god for the Tank.

[TofuNinja]

Thank god for the Tank.

Indeed

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/Yasebya/Crap/mcgangbang.jpg

[DaveViper]

Nerf guns for everyone!

I vote Tofu product design team manager.
The customs boys and girls will make some awesome new designs. Fan fiction board can write the back stories and The Fan Art board can do the cards. Vintage board can insure we don't get to crazy and the Modern Board can ensure we make new and necessary changes. Finale product is reviewed by the General discussion board and BST board is in charge of marketing.

I think we got this, Lol.

[BvH]

I vote Tofu product design team manager.
The customs boys and girls will make some awesome new designs. Fan fiction board can write the back stories and The Fan Art board can do the cards. Vintage board can insure we don't get to crazy and the Modern Board can ensure we make new and necessary changes. Finale product is reviewed by the General discussion board and BST board is in charge of marketing.

I think we got this, Lol.

Now that we've got that all worked out, let's talk about what's really important:

PROFIT SHARING!

:D

[DaveViper]

Indeed

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/Yasebya/Crap/mcgangbang.jpg

The new McChiken spicy burger Delux! Great Ideal you hired!

[DaveViper]

Now that we've got that all worked out, let's talk about what's really important:

PROFIT SHARING!

:D

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7067/6808643644_1ecfe3b840_z.jpg

[TofuNinja]

:D woot woot

[DaveViper]

How do you like my creation? It has a multiple points of articulation.


http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7201/6954792983_a9a449953a.jpg

[BvH]

How do you like my creation? It has a multiple points of articulation.


http://sierrabear.com/home/images/stories/fiction/shitsandwich.jpg

All I see is a shopwiki.com picture...

[DaveViper]

All I see is a shopwiki.com picture...

Ok should be fixed now

Can you see my pic now? I am very proud of my creation and I am just so eager to share it with you all :)

[TofuNinja]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/tofuninja13/Hiss%20Tank/185663456.jpg

[BvH]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/tofuninja13/Hiss%20Tank/185663456.jpg

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy279/baronvonhungster/Animated_Gifs/bvh_candyland.gif

[DaveViper]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/tofuninja13/Hiss%20Tank/185663456.jpg

The answer to this riddle is the equivalent to the meaning of life.

[TofuNinja]

Isn't it :D

[DaveViper]

Like to solve... The answer is Candy land!

Oh sorry you forgot to say what is candy land... again the correct answer is what is candy land.

[TofuNinja]

You sir are the winner!

[TofuNinja]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/tofuninja13/Hiss%20Tank/23534523.gif

[DaveViper]

You sir are the winner!

+1 for me :)

[DaveViper]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/tofuninja13/Hiss%20Tank/23534523.gif

+1000 for this picture!

[DaveViper]

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7053/6808737512_55a4fddc2f_m.jpg

[DaveViper]

Hasbro is still watching......

[DaveViper]

I have changed my mind the hisstank is running Hasbro except its opposite day everyday!

[DaveViper]

Goodnight Hasbro sweet dreams :)

[Psycho Joe Guy]

I am a hasbro plant. That is just how deep of a game they are running.

I know you joke, but Hasbro probably has a couple of PR and product development workers as members who don't really participate and just try to get the pulse of the community. In contrast, in some musical instrument forums, companies actually pay people, either through endorsements and free products or outright money, to shill post to talk up certain products and also pay (through advertising dollars) to have people banned who are critical of their products if they are credibly so. I wouldn't put it past either Hasbro or the Collector's Club to keep a few "professional" tankers on their payroll similarly (though the Club shills are a lot more blatant and probably much less restricted in what their posting guidelines are in support of the club). Hasbro's presence here doesn't even have to have sinister implications; I think it's cool that they care what we think.

[DaveViper]

I know you joke, but Hasbro probably has a couple of PR and product development workers as members who don't really participate and just try to get the pulse of the community. In contrast, in some musical instrument forums, companies actually pay people, either through endorsements and free products or outright money, to shill post to talk up certain products and also pay (through advertising dollars) to have people banned who are critical of their products if they are credibly so. I wouldn't put it past either Hasbro or the Collector's Club to keep a few "professional" tankers on their payroll similarly (though the Club shills are a lot more blatant and probably much less restricted in what their posting guidelines are in support of the club). Hasbro's presence here doesn't even have to have sinister implications; I think it's cool that they care what we think.

I hope like you say Hasbro does check in here. I would like to think the Tank is pretty well know in the Joe world and big enough to be noticed by Hasbro. I would glady volunteer to help Hasbro keep a tab on things here and I would work for toys :D

My thread was actually inspired by the show doomsday preppers and the end of the world that is supposly coming this year. And that's how I came up with Hasbro is spying on us. Long strecth but a fun topic :)

[Gyre-Viper]

Nope. Are they lurking? Of course. Might they talk to the admins here and there? Probably.

Most sites have NDA's etc with Hasbro or their PR


but if Hisstank was owned by Hasbro...

there wouldn't be a big ass THUNDERCATS logo at the top. Just sayin.

[DaveViper]

but if Hisstank was owned by Hasbro...

there wouldn't be a big ass THUNDERCATS logo at the top. Just sayin.

You bring up a good point, lol

[bandonov]

Nope. Are they lurking? Of course. Might they talk to the admins here and there? Probably.

Most sites have NDA's etc with Hasbro or their PR


but if Hisstank was owned by Hasbro...

there wouldn't be a big ass THUNDERCATS logo at the top. Just sayin.

You bring up a good point, lol

The ThunderCats logo is to throw off the sent of True Ownership. Is anyone on that site anyway?

[DaveViper]

The ThunderCats logo is to throw off the sent of True Ownership. Is anyone on that site anyway?

And Great counter point! The conspiracy theory continues.....

[DaveViper]

Bumped to spread the truth

[DaveViper]

Hasbro loves you all

[Joe Fan 1]

Bumped to spread the truth

The truth is out there. Just call customer service at Hasbro. :)

[DaveViper]

The truth is out there. Just call customer service at Hasbro. :)

Nah they won't tell you anything but I will make sure to pass that along to someone else. Good luck with that.

Hasbro I know you can see this your lurking right now.
How about a real Q and A session!

[Reymarkable]

Thought hisstank was run by cobra?...thus the name hisssss??? lol

[DaveViper]

Thought hisstank was run by cobra?...thus the name hisssss??? lol

POFL! That means pissing on floor laughing :D

[bluebikerboy1]

i voted for all options, yes i make and break the laws of average

[DaveViper]

i voted for all options, yes i make and break the laws of average

Finally a guy with a sense of humor!

[Joe Fan 1]

Finally a guy with a sense of humor!

My sense of humor called out sick today. :D

[DaveViper]

My sense of humor called out sick today. :D

Get better damit its a tough crowd I need you man! :)

[BvH]

The truth is out there. Just call customer service at Hasbro. :)

Due to the layoffs at Hasbro, they have redirected customer service calls to The GI Joe Collector's Club, who will now handle and resolve any issues with the legendary and dependable reputation you've come to expect from Fun Publications Inc.

:D

[DaveViper]

legendary and dependable... Fun Publications, Huh?! :D


Goodmorning Hasbro, I got some ideals I want to run by you....