Have you ever suffered from assfixation?

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Like when you can't breathe for whatever reason.

[PROVOST]

Check the NSFW thread for ass fixations....

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a lot of choking going on in that thread?

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It's a thread devoted to choking.

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Has the topic of CPR come up?

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In that thread no,make a thread on CPR - yes and be sure to include a poll.


OT: Angel Dark (porn star) - her ass I am fixated on.

http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/15/13/73/31/angel_15.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=6605&u=15137331)

[red4]

In that thread no,make a thread on CPR - yes and be sure to include a poll.


OT: Angel Dark (porn star) - her ass I am fixated on.

http://i43.servimg.com/u/f43/15/13/73/31/angel_15.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=6605&u=15137331)

Has she ass fixated? Did you perform the CPR position on her?

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Has she ass fixated? Did you perform the CPR position on her?

If her posterior was placed near my olfactory senses I'd be happy to use my mouth to offer air to it.

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If her posterior was placed near my olfactory senses I'd be happy to use my mouth to offer air to it.

And suddenly, because your location says Terra Australis, I picture you as Thor, who is played by an Aussie, doing cunnilingus on Angel Dark's a----- okay too much perversion going on.

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And suddenly, because your location says Terra Australis, I picture you as Thor, who is played by an Aussie, doing cunnilingus on Angel Dark's a----- okay too much perversion going on.

Acceptable.

[red4]

or perhaps I should have said analingus

[PROVOST]

Well if that was the activity you're thinking the God of Thunder would do on an Angel with Dark hair then why not?

[red4]

*stares blankly for a few seconds* the hell are we talkin' about, man?

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Thor having sexual intercourse with the mortal known as Angel Dark?

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you call that intercourse? It's mere foreplay.

[PROVOST]

For a mortal perhaps.......

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I take it the gods reproduce through the anus.

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Much like bureaucrats.

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and Kristina Rose

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Will have to google that name....

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Google Video

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Will do.

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let me know what you find

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Found so much win!!!!

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http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2009/12/kristina-rose.gif

This gif has been posted in the NSFW thread before now.

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let me know when you find the christmas special

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Santa delivers to a naughty girl?

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not santa. His receptionist.

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Oh,I love a bit of office drama....

Said Kristina Rose likes to have her depths plummed - all of them.

Much like Angel Dark.

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Kristina Rose gets into all manner of hijinks. But mostly, hijinks get into all manner of Kristina Rose.

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Kristina Rose gets into all manner of hijinks. But mostly, hijinks get into all manner of Kristina Rose.

Google results certainly demonstrate that. :)

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Mandy Bright is terrifying. Go on, Google her.

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blue waffle terrifying?

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I always forget what that is, and can't be bothered to find out again. But no, she's does about the same stuff as Kristina Rose, but with a Lady Gaga air about her.

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So Mandy has both male and female sex organs?

Ughhh

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bump

[red4]

You haven't googled her yet.

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Not Mandy no.

Googled blue waffle yet?

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I probably have before.

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oh good......

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but since I don't remember what it is, would you say it's worse than 2 girls 1 cup? I certainly remember what that is, and despite being distasteful, it's not horrifying for my calloused senses.

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To a mind so twisted and easily already ruined as mine - they're both pretty lame material.

But I suppose waffle is perhaps more disturbing.

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found some quick reading. It's something to do with an infection.

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It's not contagious I hope?

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syphilis, yes

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Herpes yes.

[red4]

gonorrhea yes

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HIV yes

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/sexy/grand/sexy15605120.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/25148)

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jezus h kryst

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Yes?

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You can post all the dirty gifs you want, they'll never outsexy Emma Watson.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/emma_watson_gif.gif

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You can post all the dirty gifs you want, they'll never outsexy Emma Watson.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/emma_watson_gif.gif

That's ok,I am not intending to outsexy anything.

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/68467485-funny-.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/27979)

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/sexy/grand/sexy60717016.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/25099)

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/zeyebrow_wtf_gif.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/24759)

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/funny%20gifs/grand/68467485-funny-.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/27979)

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw44n6fCoT1qikry2.gif

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/cool%20gifs/grand/81603160-cool-gif-.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/27923)

[PROVOST]

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/sexy/grand/sexy31664815.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/25070)

[PROVOST]

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/awsome/grand/84334950.jpg (http://gifsforum.com/image/3975)

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all right then, you win. Go buy yourself a trophy.

[PROVOST]

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/sexy/grand/sexy93544840.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/25089)

[PROVOST]

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/bertstare/grand/85203782_gif.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/27099)

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/come%20at%20me%20bro/grand/comeatmebro1294260890.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/28703)

[red4]

stay right where you are

[PROVOST]

http://gifsforum.com/images/image/feel%20good%20man/grand/feels_goodman.jpg (http://gifsforum.com/image/4386)

[red4]

your friends in white jumpers are on their way. Don't panic.

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http://gifsforum.com/images/meme/socially%20awkward%20penguin/grand/23864752.png (http://gifsforum.com/meme/30163)

[red4]

yes

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http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/bertstare/grand/28544117-bertstare-gif-.gif (http://gifsforum.com/gif/27743)

[TEMPLAR BAGGINS]

giggity

[PROVOST]

I've suffered just recently from asshole-ery