Lubed-up Crimson Guardsmen

[minstrelboy]

I opened up my CG 5 pack yesterday, and there was some weird sort of lubricant coating on most of the figures. Has anybody else found this? What kind of wild goings-on were these Elite Guardsmen up to inside of their box?

And please - no jokes about this being a variant to sell on eBay. I already opened it up and cleaned them off.

[Deckard]

i dunno man but i would defintely peel off the first 5 layers skin from your hands man. lol

[Outsider]

lol

I read this and said "oh man... what kind of "custom" did someone do now??"

[Captain Carstein]

Sounds crazy. Mine were fine when I opened the box.

[toolrocks302]

lol

I read this and said "oh man... what kind of "custom" did someone do now??"

I know so did I. LOL

[rob0213]

I was dreading the picture I knew was coming.......

[butter_the_pure]

man, where is the KY jelly?

[minstrelboy]

I know it sounds weird, but I swear, they were all greasy-sticky. Nobody else's were like this?

[TripleCP]

lol...remember that "too horrific to describe" initiation ceremony CG's must go through? Well, sounds like you experienced the residue.

[claw]

What did it smell like, I used to work in a factory and hose lines would sometimes pop off the machines and spray quite a lot until they were turned off. Usually it would be hydraulic fluid or glycol coolant. I saw some pictures of toy factories in china and the machinery look rather old. Probably a line popped off sprayed some stuff and the workers just cleaned up the product as best as they could.

[COBRACOLLECTOR]

maybe its factory worker goo goo juice lol

[CrimsonGuard101]

Someone sneezed and forgot to use a kleenex?

[esg2145]

lol...remember that "too horrific to describe" initiation ceremony CG's must go through? Well, sounds like you experienced the residue.



" Thank you Sir, may I have another!?!?! "





:)

[RuckusJr]

Someone took the Rock too seriously..."Lube that sumbitch up, turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy-ass! If ya smellllllllll what the rock is cookin'!"

Either that or Richard Gere's gerbil died.

[rob0213]

This thread is hilarious!!!!

goo goo juice?

ROTFLMAO

[esg2145]

I know it sounds weird, but I swear, they were all greasy-sticky. Nobody else's were like this?



Maybe they were in the middle of a baby-oil wrestling match? :)

"Ok boys, nothing but tighty white-ies and your helmets! Now fix your bayonets and get in the ring!"




:)

[esg2145]

Nothng like a little CG "man on man" action. :)



I've been watching too much "Oz" again............




J/K :)

[COBRACOLLECTOR]

This thread is hilarious!!!!

goo goo juice?

ROTFLMAO

Yeaaaa man gotta be carefull with that Goo Goo juice hahahha

them factory workers get horny in the morning at work lol

[esg2145]

That or maybe someone did a "toy car" job on your CGs, ala the "Jackass" movie? :O





:)

[esg2145]

CG "Fred I" to CG "Fred II" -

"Back to front soldier!"


"Fred II" to "Fred I" -

"NO way man! You CAN'T make me go back IN THERE!!!"





:):):)

[rob0213]

<spits out water>

you guys are killing me!!!!! Maybe they are just sweaty from all of the collectors gawking at them. Or maybe it's CG urine. I don't see a bathroom in that box.

[CrimsonGuard101]

How do you take that back and ask for an exchange or a refund "Excuse me miss, these figures...er....uhmmm....have something....yikes...err I hope I don't offned you miss....yeah uhhhh...nevermind!" /splits out the door for the car....

[Agent-GHQ]

What where you doing with your hands prior to opening the CG packs!?

[rob0213]

Employee looks to other employee next to her:

"Hey, we got another one!!"

[esg2145]

How do you take that back and ask for an exchange or a refund "Excuse me miss, these figures...er....uhmmm....have something....yikes...err I hope I don't offned you miss....yeah uhhhh...nevermind!" /splits out the door for the car....

Easy, -

"Dude! Someone shot hot yogurt all over my figures! What gives!!!!"




I'll bet it was those d*mn clone troopers, you know jealous they are of the CGs. :)

[Agent-GHQ]

How do you take that back and ask for an exchange or a refund "Excuse me miss, these figures...er....uhmmm....have something....yikes...err I hope I don't offned you miss....yeah uhhhh...nevermind!" /splits out the door for the car....I'd say take this to a male CSR. That may lessen the tension a bit.

[esg2145]

WAIT a min! I JUST figured it out!


Aren't Tomax and Xamot the CG leaders? Hmmmmm...........

Maybe there was a little "Crimson Sabotage" going on there! (that or a little "Crimson Rage" maybe? :O )





:)

[COBRACOLLECTOR]

What where you doing with your hands prior to opening the CG packs!?

i think this is the real question !


hahahahaha

[Barefoot Jedi]

This reminds me of that urban legend about the camera and the toothbrushes.

[CaptainDinobot]

Nasty...

[ThreeHGame]

I know it sounds weird, but I swear, they were all greasy-sticky. Nobody else's were like this?

Many of the new planes were like this and a few of the other new vehicle sets as well. Sounds like something in the production line is getting on them.

[darth_henning]

I was thinking: man, someone's got a weird idea for customs. Still, that odd, maybe a leak from the press of some oil. I have no idea.