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deathvalleymachine
10-03-2008, 11:21 PM
Courtney Fleming and Brianna Womick have taken a picture together during the filming of GIJOE. Brianna is credited as being a Parisian Girl on IMDB, but she is wearing a Joe uniform in the picture!!! I really think that the whole cast is more than meets the eye...my second part to this will be up shortly

pic taken from Courtney Fleming's official site.
Deckard
10-03-2008, 11:28 PM
who wants to guess at the name of the porn version of the joe movie? GI HOE mebbe? lol
HissCommander
10-03-2008, 11:46 PM
this movie is a huge joke. Im gonna spend my $10 on another BAT and a pack of star bursts. Then im going to watch it on a pirated DVD site and make a paypal donation to them just to make sure movies like this make less money than they could.


i think the real twist would be if this movie ended up worth while, rather then not even being worth trigering the nerve endings that activate a thought process about this crap fest.

I think if they randomly cast anchors from the weather chanel and let a wild african lion write the script it would come out better than this thing.
Goldface
10-05-2008, 12:27 AM
They actually look like fans dressed up for a Joe convention.

I'm not sure those outfits ever make it into the actual movie.
Omegawrath
10-05-2008, 12:39 AM
They actually look like fans dressed up for a Joe convention.

I'm not sure those outfits ever make it into the actual movie.

Believe it.

What you WON'T believe is how completely NOT like Cobra Commander the Cobra Commander will look.
COBRACOLLECTOR
10-05-2008, 12:40 AM
dammm not one good thing to come out about this flick yet

and im open minded still im not knocking it till i see it but i have to admit evry bit of news on it has not been good
Goldface
10-05-2008, 12:47 AM
Believe it.

What you WON'T believe is how completely NOT like Cobra Commander the Cobra Commander will look.

I've heard.

Monocle...disfigured face...cyborg mask...

I'm not liking it.
rob0213
10-05-2008, 12:50 AM
i've heard.

Monocle...disfigured face...cyborg mask...

I'm not liking it.



what!!???!!!!
rob0213
10-05-2008, 12:51 AM
Courtney Fleming and Brianna Womick have taken a picture together during the filming of GIJOE. Brianna is credited as being a Parisian Girl on IMDB, but she is wearing a Joe uniform in the picture!!! I really think that the whole cast is more than meets the eye...my second part to this will be up shortly

pic taken from Courtney Fleming's official site.



Wow,
That picture just screams GIJOE!!!
Goldface
10-05-2008, 12:59 AM
dammm not one good thing to come out about this flick yet

and im open minded still im not knocking it till i see it but i have to admit evry bit of news on it has not been good

Don't read this if you don't want trip across spoilers. Okay. You've been warned...


1. The movie is brain-numbing endless action interrupted frequently by a disturbing number of flashbacks.

2. Cobra Commander and Destro don't have many scenes in it. Baroness and Storm Shadow seem to do most of the heavy lifting.

3. Cobra Commander is a former Joe who turns against the team after a failed mission during which he's disfigured. He's described as having a monocle and a disfigured face the lower half of which he covers with a robot or cyborg looking mask

4. Destro is hardly ever seen in the classic Destro mask.

5. The Joes all wear black body suits for the first half of the film. Towards the second half, they wear what has been described as "robot suits."


6. There is a battle in the snow towards the beginning of the film.
rob0213
10-05-2008, 01:04 AM
That sounds terrible. Really. Terrible.

I hope you are totally wrong.

So are they wearing the black suits in the snow? That would be classic.
Goldface
10-05-2008, 01:15 AM
So are they wearing the black suits in the snow? That would be classic.

I'm not sure if they wear those black Matrix suits in the snow scene. I know it's the outfit the largely wear before switching to their "robot suits" in the last half of the film.

You have no idea how I cringe every time I type "robot suits" in regard to this film!
Freedom
10-05-2008, 01:17 AM
He's described as having a monocle and a disfigured face the lower half of which he covers with a robot or cyborg looking mask
That sounds more like Overlord than Cobra Commander.

I SO want to like this movie, but the more I hear, the more skeptical I am.

Please be good! Please be good! Please be good!
Goldface
10-05-2008, 01:20 AM
That sounds more like Overlord than Cobra Commander.



Well, the monocle, cyborg mask, and disfigured face have all been identified as being on "that kid from Third Rock From The Sun" so I'm pretty sure its Cobra Commander.
Freedom
10-05-2008, 01:29 AM
Well, the monocle, cyborg mask, and disfigured face have all been identified as being on "that kid from Third Rock From The Sun" so I'm pretty sure its Cobra Commander.
Oh, I'm not doubting that's Cobra Commander in the movie. I'm just saying that's Overlord's look.
mandingo_rex
10-05-2008, 02:25 AM
After what they did to the Transformers' designs, I wouldn't be surprised. I'm all for "creative liberty", but you can't crap all over the source material like that.

With X-Men, I wasn't too keen at first on the black leather suits, but let's be real... Yellow and blue spandex isn't really "real world". I know we're talking about superheroes with powers, but leather was at least a little more fitting in a "real world" setting, if super heroes DID exist.

Joe has always been fairly realistic in their uniforms, I don't get why they're doing the terrible Batsuits for GI Joe.

Also, when I heard CC wasn't going to have a hood, I immediately lost any respect for their art direction on the film.

At least I enjoyed the TF movie after I saw it, although I stand by my hating of their designs. Prime was the ONLY one remotely close to his classic look, and the voice helped A LOT. Megatron blew, and I'm afraid the CC from the film will suck ass, completely.
delta
10-05-2008, 02:31 AM
OP

Where did you find this info again?
Here is her IMDB thing http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2648338/
Gung.Heaux
10-05-2008, 02:34 AM
this company sure loves its misery
delta
10-05-2008, 02:43 AM
this company sure loves its misery
Not a good word to be had for the movie thees days.
Things are looking so grim for it I think I'm going to turn on the news to cheer up.
Lantern_Lad
10-05-2008, 02:43 AM
this company sure loves its misery

Heh...
Goldface2
10-05-2008, 10:35 AM
This is the type of crap you get when an ultra PC hollywood producer gets his hands on something thats an American icon.
A good thing the IRON MAN movie wasn't touched by the hate America Hollywood crowd!
barbecue
10-07-2008, 03:20 AM
this movie is a huge joke. Im gonna spend my $10 on another BAT and a pack of star bursts. Then im going to watch it on a pirated DVD site and make a paypal donation to them just to make sure movies like this make less money than they could.

Oh Almighty God please don't let this sinner tempt me to do that.:D
Gunzlingr
10-07-2008, 12:00 PM
I swear this place is a bunch of GD whiners. Movie isn't even finished and you all have your panties in a bunch.
thunderdan19
10-07-2008, 12:11 PM
I swear this place is a bunch of GD whiners. Movie isn't even finished and you all have your panties in a bunch.

So true... I guess for some people there's truly nothing better to do than b!+@h all day about a movie you've never seen while you wait for the next toy shipment to arrive at Walmart... Wow, how utterly miserable...
gunslingercbr
10-07-2008, 12:29 PM
the question is, if this movie is a big success and the toys fly off the shelves with the kids, and it becomes the standard for G.I. Joe, how many of you will give up G.I. Joe just because this one movie regardless of whether the sequel implements the more traditional aspects of the characters as the actual story and conflict takes more shape?