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duecey
10-03-2008, 01:47 AM
So i've posted a few customs else where but i thought i'd give the tank a try cause there seems to be a really strong custom community here. So any ways here goes. I like army building to a rational degree, but when i have them all set up together it bugs me that they're all carbon copies. So in the interest of creating more realistic dios i've embraced the idea of taking the nameless faceless troop and turning him into an individual. Such was the motivation for muffin top. I wanted to keep all the recognizable blue shirt traits while adding a little here and there to make him stand out as a person. Oh and also I can't believe all cobra forces are in their twenties so i threw in some wrinkles for good measure. But that's enough rambling, hope you enjoy.
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/aduecey/blue5.jpg
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/aduecey/blue1.jpg
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/aduecey/blue4.jpg
TANK_DRIVER785
10-03-2008, 01:49 AM
good lord look at those love handles lol!!!!!
TANK_DRIVER785
10-03-2008, 01:49 AM
na really a nice custom you are right not all of them are in shape and perfect ha!!!!
Pyroclasm
10-03-2008, 01:51 AM
Man Boobs!

I don't think I've ever seen that done to a trooper before. I think this guy likes "Donut Day" a little too much. Just like a manager...Round in the middle with clipboard in hand. Nice. :)
TANK_DRIVER785
10-03-2008, 01:54 AM
yep he needs a man-zear
Unclassified
10-03-2008, 02:01 AM
wow wasnt expectin that!! thats funny, an that clip board an lil pce of paper is nice!!
olocden
10-03-2008, 02:06 AM
Very cool, good take on making him stand out.
Wyo
10-03-2008, 03:42 AM
Yeah, you got my attention with that title! Nice custom. Reminds me of the overwieght Crimson Guard that kicked Alpine and Bazooka's butts in that one episode....cant remember the name it....so "that one episode" will have to do! :)
buddystalin
10-03-2008, 04:31 AM
yep he needs a man-zear

No, he needs a "bro."
TANK_DRIVER785
10-03-2008, 08:58 AM
no, he needs a "bro."

you mean bra? Me and by buddys call it a man-zear lol!!!
dawg99
10-03-2008, 09:27 AM
that's awesome
thunderdan19
10-03-2008, 09:30 AM
Ha ha ha. An old fatty Cobra... That's priceless! Nice work!
duecey
10-03-2008, 01:13 PM
Man Boobs!

I don't think I've ever seen that done to a trooper before. I think this guy likes "Donut Day" a little too much. Just like a manager...Round in the middle with clipboard in hand. Nice. :)

Donut day! That's what he needs! Now i've gotta craft him a box of crispy creams. Thanks for the idea!
Lantern_Lad
10-03-2008, 01:18 PM
I think I may need therapy now...
G.I.Eddie
10-03-2008, 04:14 PM
he looks cranky...but very cool and unique...guessing he doesn't see much field time
Devil King
10-03-2008, 05:38 PM
It makes sense, I suppose. Cobra is the only terrorist organization I've heard of that has a combination pot luck dinner/rally. I bet he gets a lot of shit in the locker room, though.
buddystalin
10-03-2008, 05:44 PM
you mean bra? Me and by buddys call it a man-zear lol!!!

I thought you were referencing Seinfeld.

Frank Costanza and Kramer invent a bra for men, and they argue over whether it should be called a "Man-sier" or "Bro."
Driftbot
10-03-2008, 06:54 PM
LMAO!!!
i saw a guy on base today in his utilities that looked JUST like that! HAHAHA!!!
all i could think was "no way in HELL he passes the physical readiness test!"

very awesome idea on a very ugly and real world possibilty.
manicmotive
10-03-2008, 06:58 PM
This guy on a mini treadmill with CC in the backround with his arms crossed looking very displeased would make for an interesting dio.
Lantern_Lad
10-03-2008, 07:04 PM
So this guy is:

COBRA SCALPER
Code Name: Muffin Top

File Name: Classified
Primary Military Specialty: Toy horder
Secondary Military Specialty: eBay seller

__________________________________________________
Muffin Top is Cobra's money making machine. As Chief toy purchaser for Extensive Enterprises, Muffin Top makes sure that no Joe collector can find the newest wave of figures on the pegs of the local toy shops/discount chains. Armed only with his knowledge of warehouse delivery schedules and a fat wad of cash, he races normal 'Joes' to the toy aisle every morning!
__________________________________________________

"You hunt the aisles wondering where all the carded B.A.T.S are, don't you? They're in my trunk, and soon they will be on my eBay store! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaa..." *cough-cough-weez*




It's true... I've seen him...
docfairday
10-04-2008, 11:24 AM
To be honest I was expecting a vehicle like a modified tank with huge guns and small treads. This is very interesting. I think a monk hair do would have been better than what he has but this is very disturbing. I too would love to see the above dio made.
Captain Carstein
10-04-2008, 11:56 AM
Cobra has to have its REMF's too! Looks like the perfect Supply Sargent type.

"I'm not giving out one can of Cobra Cola or poisonus gas until all the correct forms have been filled out!"
MrClean
10-04-2008, 02:19 PM
This guy must be the Doughnut Viper. Nice work!
rob0213
10-04-2008, 02:23 PM
Hilarious!!! Great job. Big Boa is gonna whoop this guy.