GI Joe Jokes

[bradforj]

I was thinking about an old joke and decided to start a thread for jokes that include references to GI Joe and/or Cobra. I'll start us off.

What are the three ways to make sure that a secret gets out?

Telephone. Telegraph. Tele-Viper.

[Derek2783]

Q. What is Flint's pet name for his wife?

A. Lady VaJay-Jaye!


HAH!

*punches self for even typing that*

[COBRACOLLECTOR]

Q - Whut did Scarlet say to snake eyes when He woke up in the Morning ?

A - Wakey Wakey Hands On Snakey

lol

[Derek2783]

I love this place.

[fierce krypton]

apparently scarlett talks just like my wife, jk haha

[spacemonkeymafia]

The Vipers wrist...biggest Joke around.......

[Derek2783]

your wife refers to yours as "snakey"? Man you really DO love you some GI Joe...

[coreyrc]

my gf refers to mine as Flak-Viper.

[COBRACOLLECTOR]

Hahahaha look whut i dun started lol


i think i got that from the movie Mallrats

they say that

Wakey wakey hands on snakey line lol

[TheLongestDay]

My gf doesnt call mine anything....she just reaches for "buzzer"

[Lody666]

I dunno about you guys-but the wife just LOVES my Cobra Commander Helmet.

[fierce krypton]

haha, shes always asking for that Hit&Run!!!

[Lody666]

The worst is when she has a "headache" and all I want is a Sneak Peak.

[bradforj]

I see that this thread is going nowhere near the direction I had hoped. For those looking for jokes, I apologize. My thread now officially sucks. No one appears to be creative enough to answer the call for humor, only crude enough to make sexual innuendo.

[Lody666]

I see that this thread is going nowhere near the direction I had hoped. For those looking for jokes, I apologize. My thread now officially sucks. No one appears to be creative enough to answer the call for humor, only crude enough to make sexual innuendo.


You say it like it's a bad thing

Hey Honey...wanna see my Big Boa?

[Derek2783]

I was going to add a comment using Blackstar and Backblast, but I'll refrain, for your sake Brad :D

[Captain STEVEN DePACE]

This thread has it all, terrible jokes and allusions to genitals!

Q. Who was better than Effects?
A. Everybody!

[barbecue]

Who's big, badass and likes to talk in rapper ghetto style?
Roadblock

Oh god! My joke is a joke.

[Dr. Henry E. Miller]

Whats hilarious?

Joe fan spending habits!