Zartan is RUDE!!!

[Gung.Heaux]

was lucky enough to snag a Zartan at WM this morning near where i work.

this Zartan has what i consider to be the WORST offense an action figure can perpetrate.

hes not looking straight at me! one eye forward the other shifted waaaaay to his left.

i know someone posted pics of the same exact problem, and im sorry i cannot remember who, but this seems to be an epidemic.

is this eye problem the rule rather than the exception?

also found a red ninja and cobra legions (about 5 or 6 of those)

[The Commander]

I think that is just the way it is coming right now, as my Zartan is the same way. Hopefully they will correct this error.

Also, why is it that Cobra Legion 5-packs are showing up seemingly everywhere but where I am? I've found everything so far except that.

[Phorpus]

I seem to have one with the lazy eye as well.

And I can't find the Legions pack anywhere, either. My Target even restocked with 10 of the 25th Box sets and none were Legion.

[Compulsive Collector]

Also, why is it that Cobra Legion 5-packs are showing up seemingly everywhere but where I am? I've found everything so far except that. If it makes you feel any better, I'm in the same boat. As for Zartan, I think the one I opened has okay eyes. I'll have to check the one I kept carded.

[GerjurdKing]

Then again, Zartan is an "extreme paranoid schizophrenic" so I suppose having one shifty eye isn't all that surprising...

[ceraurus]

I posted pics of crazy-eyed zartan here:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/showthread.php?t=725&page=17

He's the only one I've found so far. I was hoping to get another with better eyes, but perhaps that will be even harder than I thought.

[OUTBACK]

half the figures have their eyes way off.

[karamazov80]

I'm only getting Zartan so that I can make a custom Marty Feldman Joe.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0072608/Ss/0072608/4632_16_2.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Feldman,%20Marty

[Gung.Heaux]

karamazov80 says "I'm only getting Zartan so that I can make a custom Marty Feldman Joe."


Now thats ruttin funny!

[alexreed]

Am I the only one who has noticed the uncanny resemblance of the 25th anniversary Lady Jay to Mary Macdonald-Lewis? On disc four of G.I.Joe season 1 part 2 there is an interview with her (Who just happens to be the voice actress for Lady Jay). Care to comment, Hasbro?

[ranoobu]

It's actually his evil twin brother.. LAZEYE

[the_loud_master]

waitaminute! can you pry off his hood?

[OUTBACK]

i, for one, am getting a bit UPSET at the quality.

i have a few figures that look like zombies with their eyes so far off. they look like an army of mentally challenged crackpots.

PAINT THE EYES STRAIGHT!!

[karamazov80]

waitaminute! can you pry off his hood?

I got my Zartan in the mail today, and not only are his eyes off, but his hood is a bit crooked, too. It would be nice if we were able to self-attach the hood ourselves to avoid these things (obviously, we can. . .though I'm not sure I want to go pulling it off and super-gluing it back on at this point). And to top off everything else, the eyes on his mask are all screwy the same way as the eyes on his regular face! Makes me think they did it on purpose. . .oh, you wacky Zartan, what will we ever do with you?

[Driftbot]

i think its hilarious! :D
plus if i get sick of it, i can re-paint the eyes.

if any of you want to get rid of a loose zartan ill pay what you paid plus shipping.

[flash70]

WELL...He is a Paranoid Schizophrenic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia). Loco baby...LOCO.

[Shogi]

My Zartan's eyes are straight, but I would have preferred them to not give him pupils at all. It's like seeing Spider-man with pupils when he finds out who Uncle Ben's killer is

[ceraurus]

I just found a bunch of zartans at kroger and every single one had crazy eyes. Ugh.

[yojoe818]

i'll take your zartan figure i'll trade you a wave 2 cobra trooper for it.
i think that figure is one of the best so far


was lucky enough to snag a Zartan at WM this morning near where i work.

this Zartan has what i consider to be the WORST offense an action figure can perpetrate.

hes not looking straight at me! one eye forward the other shifted waaaaay to his left.

i know someone posted pics of the same exact problem, and im sorry i cannot remember who, but this seems to be an epidemic.

is this eye problem the rule rather than the exception?

also found a red ninja and cobra legions (about 5 or 6 of those)

[yojoe818]

HEY ZARTAN IS A PSYCHO PAth WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?????? HE'S PROABABLY CRANKED OUT ON METH, OR BEEN SHOOTING SPEED BALLS IN HIS VEINS.....I THINK IT'S DOPE

was lucky enough to snag a Zartan at WM this morning near where i work.

this Zartan has what i consider to be the WORST offense an action figure can perpetrate.

hes not looking straight at me! one eye forward the other shifted waaaaay to his left.

i know someone posted pics of the same exact problem, and im sorry i cannot remember who, but this seems to be an epidemic.

is this eye problem the rule rather than the exception?

also found a red ninja and cobra legions (about 5 or 6 of those)

[yojoe818]

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR EM

I just found a bunch of zartans at kroger and every single one had crazy eyes. Ugh.