Beauty and The Beast Remake

[Iok]

The Twilight of its day, Beauty and The Beast is set to return to TV, courtesy of The CW.

Yay.

That Figures: NEWS: Beauty And The Beast Remake (http://that-figures.blogspot.com/2011/09/news-beauty-and-beast-re-make.html)

[Crimson Rage]

Nay.

What are the odds that it'll be yet another show that plays to the absurd notion that in order for teenagers to enjoy a programme, it must have teenagers in it (and the 'bad guys' are invariably white, middle-aged and in suits - You just can't trust 'old' people now)

And... "CW-up the love story"? I don't even know what that means, but it fills me with dread!

[Iok]

Nay.

What are the odds that it'll be yet another show that plays to the absurd notion that in order for teenagers to enjoy a programme, it must have teenagers in it (and the 'bad guys' are invariably white, middle-aged and in suits - You just can't trust 'old' people now)

And... "CW-up the love story"? I don't even know what that means, but it fills me with dread!

To ''CW-up'' the story is exactly what you said in the first paragraph. Expect lots of teenagers and shit.