Kthakkar
07-29-2008, 12:04 PM
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The Dark Knight: Greatest Story Ever Told
This weekend I saw a little independent film titled “Dark Knight” starring that guy from “Brokeback Mountain”(Heath Ledger), that guy from “The Machinist”(Christian Bale) , that guy from “Thank you for Smoking” (Arron Eckhardt) and the sister of that other guy from “Brokeback Mountain” (Maggie Gylenhall)
This movie started off awesome, then proceeded to acts 2 thru 4 which were totally awesome and then the film ended in an awesome climax of awesomeness that left the audience in awe. (some)
Heath Ledgers performance as that clown guy was really scary and I thought that on more than one occasion he would reach out from the screen and forever enter my nightmares thru my eyes. He was a ruthless villain and likes to also dress up like a female nurse. And cross dressing always just creepy (unless its Bugs Bunny doing it to trick some hunter... then its humorous)
Then Christian Bale was like this guy who dresses up as a Bat, like a more serious version of Iron Man (who apparently dresses like an Iron?!? LOL) and he was really cool too. And then he got a suit that allowed him to move his head from side to side and then all bets were off because you knew then that he would totally be awesome at fighting and karate. He also had a sweet crotch-rocket that did flips and stuff.
The movie itself was really confusing with all sorts of plots and things but it didn’t really matter because it all sounded serious and real . And then there were times you thought someone was dead but then they weren’t really but then other people died that you thought for sure they wouldn’t. So it’s a really good kind of movie like that.
The audience was really into the movie. Once the film was over uproar of applause filled the room and people started weeping, ripping their garments and heaping dirt upon their heads because they just could not live in the presence of such a film. I even witnessed several patrons running to the front of the theatre and committing ”Sepuku”in an act of reverence and to ensure that the perfection of that film would be the last thing their eyes witnessed.
On a scale of 1 to 10, (1 being “Raiders to of the Lost ark”, 11 being “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” )I would rate this film a solid -3 and would recommended it to anyone who though that Transformers was awesome. I award this film first prize.
(Kthakkar is not a syndicated columnist for the Associated press, he does however enjoy tater-tot hotdish. )
The Dark Knight: Greatest Story Ever Told
This weekend I saw a little independent film titled “Dark Knight” starring that guy from “Brokeback Mountain”(Heath Ledger), that guy from “The Machinist”(Christian Bale) , that guy from “Thank you for Smoking” (Arron Eckhardt) and the sister of that other guy from “Brokeback Mountain” (Maggie Gylenhall)
This movie started off awesome, then proceeded to acts 2 thru 4 which were totally awesome and then the film ended in an awesome climax of awesomeness that left the audience in awe. (some)
Heath Ledgers performance as that clown guy was really scary and I thought that on more than one occasion he would reach out from the screen and forever enter my nightmares thru my eyes. He was a ruthless villain and likes to also dress up like a female nurse. And cross dressing always just creepy (unless its Bugs Bunny doing it to trick some hunter... then its humorous)
Then Christian Bale was like this guy who dresses up as a Bat, like a more serious version of Iron Man (who apparently dresses like an Iron?!? LOL) and he was really cool too. And then he got a suit that allowed him to move his head from side to side and then all bets were off because you knew then that he would totally be awesome at fighting and karate. He also had a sweet crotch-rocket that did flips and stuff.
The movie itself was really confusing with all sorts of plots and things but it didn’t really matter because it all sounded serious and real . And then there were times you thought someone was dead but then they weren’t really but then other people died that you thought for sure they wouldn’t. So it’s a really good kind of movie like that.
The audience was really into the movie. Once the film was over uproar of applause filled the room and people started weeping, ripping their garments and heaping dirt upon their heads because they just could not live in the presence of such a film. I even witnessed several patrons running to the front of the theatre and committing ”Sepuku”in an act of reverence and to ensure that the perfection of that film would be the last thing their eyes witnessed.
On a scale of 1 to 10, (1 being “Raiders to of the Lost ark”, 11 being “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” )I would rate this film a solid -3 and would recommended it to anyone who though that Transformers was awesome. I award this film first prize.
(Kthakkar is not a syndicated columnist for the Associated press, he does however enjoy tater-tot hotdish. )