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Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
06-30-2011, 01:04 AM
Hey lets face it...the Joe cartoon has its far share of lighter moments...but I was watching the one where Cobra is melting the polar ice cap, and it ends with a polar bear napping on the deck of the WHALE with Lady Jaye asking Duke if he's gonna let him nap there...Duke reponds..."Lady, I have a policy concerning 10ft bears...they can sleep anywhere they want."

So it occurs to me there are a lot of hokey but fun lines in the show...whats your favorite?

luigi
06-30-2011, 01:06 AM
retreat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR0d28
06-30-2011, 01:14 AM
Fudgies!!!!

Fast_Draw
06-30-2011, 01:18 AM
I'm gonna knock the mustard off that crazy hotdog!

Cobra Terrorist
06-30-2011, 10:56 PM
I'm gonna knock the mustard off that crazy hotdog!

LOL! Doesn't Duke say that in the first episode when Scarlett buzzes them with the Sky Striker?

ero
06-30-2011, 11:07 PM
Hey lets face it...the Joe cartoon has its far share of lighter moments...but I was watching the one where Cobra is melting the polar ice cap, and it ends with a polar bear napping on the deck of the WHALE with Lady Jaye asking Duke if he's gonna let him nap there...Duke reponds..."Lady, I have a policy concerning 10ft bears...they can sleep anywhere they want."

"Haul Down the Heavens"! One of my favorites!

Fudgies!!!!

I <3 Bazook'.

I'm gonna knock the mustard off that crazy hotdog!

I love that whole exchange.

LOL! Doesn't Duke say that in the first episode when Scarlett buzzes them with the Sky Striker?

"Haven't you read my green sheet? I'm a man of action." Love it.

My favorite lines are probably anything Alpine says. A couple spring to mind:

- When Cobra Commander is demanding a billion dollars from the Joes within an hour or something, the Joes ask where they'll get that kind of money, and Alpine throws up his hand and then whips out a credit card and says, "The GI Joe Card, don't leave home without it." It's perfect.

- When Shipwreck fakes a dramatic death during a battle drill, he tells Alpine he deserves an Oscar. Alpine replies: "Yeah, my Uncle Oscar. The mooch."

- And maybe my most favorite:

http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/ero-albums-ero-picture41925-bazook-alpine-pod.jpg

BeachHead86
06-30-2011, 11:11 PM
Roadblock had one of my fave lines of all time: "I ain't got time for none of your SASS, now how 'bout a thank you for untyin' your *briefest of pauses* ropes?"

retreat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I gotta agree with this one.

JR0d28
06-30-2011, 11:14 PM
My fave from Dreadnoks to Zartan

We love being your Stooges!

JR0d28
06-30-2011, 11:18 PM
Alpine to Gung Ho-chasing Destro thru sewers

Alpine-Reminds me of your apartment.

Gung Ho-Can't be theirs no TV down here!

Lantern_Lad
06-30-2011, 11:59 PM
Cobra Commander: What would you have me do with Washington, Destro? Pepper it with spitballs?

miragearmor
07-01-2011, 12:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB2WFrxrF7c&

Alpine, Gung Ho, CoverGirl and Spirit on a cave crevice.

Alpine's hammering away with a nail on the cave wall.

Can you make anymore noise than that Alpine? Gung-Ho asks.
Alpine responds, "Shaddap, unless you wanna fly downstairs."

Spirit responds, "Hmm....fly, good idea. Freedom find Shipwreck."

This cartoon dialogue cracks me up to no end. LOL LD

JR0d28
07-01-2011, 12:04 AM
Destro saying to Cobra Commander about him being caught making moves on Baroness Uh...she had something in her eye!

steve_smmr
07-01-2011, 12:12 AM
COBRA COMMANDER: The only union they should be concerned with is the one between their heads and their shoulders.