Fanboy Casting: Serpentor

[Eopie Herder]

Okay, we'd probably would have heard if Serpentor was in the movie, wouldn't even make sense to have him in so early. In fact, I'd be very surprised if he ever made it into a movie. But if he was, who would you want to play him? I can't think of anyone that fits.

[Pyroclasm]

I would go for a large actor with an ambiguous ethnicity. Probably Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel.

[vadersquest]

Marlon Wayans!! Ha Ha! *then hit by a large rock*

[Eopie Herder]

Might as well go with the bigger brother, Keenan Ivory Wayans! He'll direct it too!

"They Shootin! They Shootin!" - name the film for 10 points!

[darthZartan]

Balls mcgilicutty would nail that role.

[vadersquest]

On a serious note, I think Vin Diesel would be perfect for the role. He has the build, attitude and height to pull Serpentor off. Good choice Pyro!BTW, what movie is that quote from......."They Shootin! They Shootin!"

[Eopie Herder]

I'm gonna get you sucka - An absolute classic!

[BOMBSHELLMIKE]

Arnold Vlasso, but hes playin Zartan, from early posts

[Amberbratt]

Might as well go with the bigger brother, Keenan Ivory Wayans! He'll direct it too!

"They Shootin! They Shootin!" - name the film for 10 points!



I could so see KIW in the serpentor roll

but he has to do it over the top like the old 'in living color days"


While we are on that subject...


i wonder who damon wayanes should play

how about sgt slaughter :)

[Eopie Herder]

i wonder who damon wayanes should play



Lady Jaye!

[vadersquest]

Lady Jaye!
Yea he would make a great woman!

[vadersquest]

I could so see KIW in the serpentor roll

but he has to do it over the top like the old 'in living color days"


While we are on that subject...


i wonder who damon wayanes should play

how about sgt slaughter :)
That is funny Amber....hell he should have played Hawk! I bet that would have bunched up a crap load of fanboy undies.

[COBRACOLLECTOR]

I Heard Tito Ortiz is playing Road Pig
and Lil wayne is gonna be DOC aka Doctor Carter
also Woody Harrelson is Buzzer
oh yea and Ben stiller is Playing Breaker and we have Pink as Zarana
Cobra Commander is Gary Busey
Tom Cruise is flint Bradt Pit Is Duke And Mark Whalberg is Hawk
Jessica Alba is Jinx

Oh and the guy from Cyborg thats was after van dam with the crazy eyes would make a good serpentor
if not him vin diesel

oh and the Father from american Choppers can be sgt slaughter
Larry david is Golobulous and Stalker is Eddie Griffin

[barbecue]

I want to see Michael Clarke Duncan as Serpentor because he can make a very menacing and vicious looking Cobra Emperor because of his muscular body build and deep voice.

[dmizrok]

Might as well go with the bigger brother, Keenan Ivory Wayans! He'll direct it too!

"They Shootin! They Shootin!" - name the film for 10 points!

is that IM GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA?!?

[Reznor]

Serpentor....Ian Mcshane!!!! Can you imagine Ian screaming "THIS...I COMMAND!!!" pure awesomeness right there

[Reznor]

is that IM GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA?!?

"How much for a rib?"


Classic movie

[Eopie Herder]

Serpentor....Ian Mcshane!!!! Can you imagine Ian screaming "THIS...I COMMAND!!!" pure awesomeness right there

Yes, I can imagine that! Too bad he's not a bit younger though.

[LaDracul]

Serpentor....Ian Mcshane!!!! Can you imagine Ian screaming "THIS...I COMMAND!!!" pure awesomeness right there

"SEEKER" REUNION!

Well, maybe not...

I'm not saying Richard Roxburgh because he'd look too damned ridiculous in a snake costume. Of course, there was an MST3K where they observe that people who want to take over the world end up looking like real snickerdoodles. XD

[justingodlien]

I Heard Tito Ortiz is playing Road Pig





Dude, I know you are kidding, but does anyone else think Brock Lesnar would be the perfect road pig?

[samjjones]

James Purefoy, but like most serious actors, he would never dress up in a snake headdress in a kid's movie for any amount of money.

[Eopie Herder]

You know what, I can totally see him as the character. You may be right that I don't see him taking the part, but then again, he was in Resident Evil. Big Pile O' Crap. Only draw to a movie like G.I.Joe to someone like him, is he is still relatively unknown to the average movie goer in the U.S., G.I.Joe would be massive exposure.

I like that one though. Good pick.

[SITHLOU33]

Jason Staton, nuff said.

[Echo7Solo]

Serpentor....Ian Mcshane!!!! Can you imagine Ian screaming "THIS...I COMMAND!!!" pure awesomeness right there


oh man....... I'm a HUGE Deadwood fan so I'd love to see him in just about anything.