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delta
06-13-2008, 02:43 PM
Keep seeing those words thrown arround. Is it something you do your self? or is it stock?

I fixed my own crotch with a shot of penicillin, but i think that's way off the mark.

Roadblock Recall
06-13-2008, 02:59 PM
circumcision

abesapien2
06-13-2008, 03:01 PM
snipsnip....

The first 25th figures released could not sit down in vehicles and hasbro changed that by fixing the crotch in later releases..

Echo7Solo
06-13-2008, 03:06 PM
circumcision

ok that is just uncalled for. Besides a fixed crotch is a vasectomy not a circumcision.


If you look at two figures and one's crotch looks more narrow and the other one looks like it has a diaper the the narrow one is fixed.

Golobulous
06-13-2008, 03:06 PM
well the first 25th figures had "DIAPER CROTCH" which was not good, but it was an improvement over the original joes whose crotches tended to just "SNAP RIGHT OFF" leaving there t-hooks exposed. now there is some collector terminology for you LOL........................

G.I.Eddie
06-13-2008, 03:11 PM
NO NO NO!...a fixed crotch is one that has been upgraded with a little blue pill...

Golobulous
06-13-2008, 03:12 PM
viva viva v@#$&a

Syn3sthesia
06-13-2008, 03:46 PM
Crotches R Us

delta
06-13-2008, 04:15 PM
hehehe thank you

Syn3sthesia
06-13-2008, 04:16 PM
Now you know and....

delta
06-13-2008, 04:16 PM
well the first 25th figures had "DIAPER CROTCH" which was not good, but it was an improvement over the original joes whose crotches tended to just "SNAP RIGHT OFF" leaving there t-hooks exposed. now there is some collector terminology for you LOL........................
duke, and lifeline were the worst about that

delta
06-13-2008, 04:17 PM
Now you know and....
i know, i know

COBRACOLLECTOR
06-13-2008, 04:41 PM
Crotch Master is a Figure

Believe me its true, serious, i swear

Cavbeast
06-13-2008, 04:49 PM
Fixed crotch is another way of saying cooked to order. Rare, medium rare, medium well, well, etc.

I noticed the difference with the cartoon blue Baroness versus the GI Joe pack Baroness.

Also, I was at the Flint TRU last week and there was a 20 something guy in the store with his girlfriend complaining about how he didn't like the new 25th figures but preferred the old school ones with the O rings and Snap Right off crotches. I think that was the moment she re-evaluated her relationship with him.

delta
06-13-2008, 08:25 PM
Fixed crotch is another way of saying cooked to order. Rare, medium rare, medium well, well, etc.

I noticed the difference with the cartoon blue Baroness versus the GI Joe pack Baroness.

Also, I was at the Flint TRU last week and there was a 20 something guy in the store with his girlfriend complaining about how he didn't like the new 25th figures but preferred the old school ones with the O rings and Snap Right off crotches. I think that was the moment she re-evaluated her relationship with him.
Poor guy

G.I.Eddie
06-13-2008, 08:36 PM
Fixed crotch is another way of saying cooked to order. Rare, medium rare, medium well, well, etc.

I noticed the difference with the cartoon blue Baroness versus the GI Joe pack Baroness.

Also, I was at the Flint TRU last week and there was a 20 something guy in the store with his girlfriend complaining about how he didn't like the new 25th figures but preferred the old school ones with the O rings and Snap Right off crotches. I think that was the moment she re-evaluated her relationship with him.

he's too good for that snob anyway...a true die hard he is...

BTW, he went back and bought some after she was not with him...

245am
06-13-2008, 08:47 PM
well the first 25th figures had "DIAPER CROTCH" which was not good, but it was an improvement over the original joes whose crotches tended to just "SNAP RIGHT OFF" leaving there t-hooks exposed. now there is some collector terminology for you LOL........................

yeah i always loved how casually the term "broken crotch" was thrown into ebay listings for old figs and whatnot... had to pick it up for my avatar line...