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sg3
05-03-2011, 10:49 PM
I thought I read a post on here a while back about making a Joe figure of yourself. I finally finished mine. Just did it how I usually dress (minus the AR. But I usually have the .45 in a Blackhawk Serpa CQB holster). Couldn't find just the exact parts but I used what I had. The Wild Bill head worked perfect but the belt buckle was a tad off. Hard to make Wrangler Jeans. Don't remember what all I used since It's been a while since I started this, but finally got it finished. Enjoy.

Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
05-03-2011, 10:54 PM
Here's mine...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/edimusprime/Customs%20EXPLOSION/Arsenalv2.jpg

sg3
05-03-2011, 10:55 PM
This was harder than I thought it would be. Yours looks badass.

Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.
05-03-2011, 11:34 PM
It is hard...that's why generally I just stick to part swaps, but I think the results of self customs usually come out awesome...I completely sweat you painting skills looks great!

Oh here's an updated one of mine...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/edimusprime/LBCs/Arsenalv.jpg

Unclassified
05-04-2011, 07:44 AM
i will make mine one day, i have the parts.. just not the space to paint it, and don't have all the paints.

sg3
05-06-2011, 06:26 PM
Yea, I started this months ago and kept getting frustrated over how things were going together. It's hard to find a figure wearing Wrangler Cowboy cut jeans. I wound up using legs from an extra QK.

HollywoodKOs
05-06-2011, 06:43 PM
Self Customs are awesome!

Here's my custom...
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/hollywoodkos-albums-my+custom+3+3-4+figures-picture21878-self-custom.jpg

Here's me...
http://www.hisstank.com/forum/members/hollywoodkos-albums-pics++myself++others.-picture21885-myself.jpg

Weezus
05-06-2011, 07:12 PM
it doesnt show too well but hes got a floppy mohawk. i need to take a better pictures.

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/128/98759ac9b1db4b50bdad3882315c7811/l.jpg

Brace yourself for ugly...


http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/8ed09b09210848dcbba7b5abd225a1c4/l.jpg


yeah i get in as many fights as a gi joe. haha ive actually gotten three more facial scars since then.

one of which was from a fucking car cigarette lighter to the face. haha

the forehead scar is from headbutting a guy.

nukesimek
05-06-2011, 08:52 PM
Nicely done! Great paint job, too!
I always enjoy seeing the self customs, just for something different and fun. I'm working on one that has been in the works for longer than it should!

Captain STEVEN DePACE
05-06-2011, 09:55 PM
it doesnt show too well but hes got a floppy mohawk. i need to take a better pictures.

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/128/98759ac9b1db4b50bdad3882315c7811/l.jpg

Brace yourself for ugly...


http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/8ed09b09210848dcbba7b5abd225a1c4/l.jpg


yeah i get in as many fights as a gi joe. haha ive actually gotten three more facial scars since then.

one of which was from a fucking car cigarette lighter to the face. haha

the forehead scar is from headbutting a guy.

Cool stories, internet tough guy.

Weezus
05-06-2011, 10:06 PM
Cool stories, internet tough guy.

tough guy?

dude... im on a gi joe website forum.

are you jelly?

Dr. Henry E. Miller
05-06-2011, 10:12 PM
weezus you have a stupid haircut thats probably why you get beat up all the time

Weezus
05-06-2011, 10:46 PM
weezus you have a stupid haircut thats probably why you get beat up all the time

LOL

Actually Im a backyard wrestler.

I havent been in a "real" fight in about five years. In which a couple guys accused me of breaking the window of their car with my fist and then proceeded to beat me to a bloody pulp.

I ended up lighting up a cigarette and laughing about it a minute later.

Ive been hurt way worse in backyard wrestling. hell, one time i beat a guy with a toilet plunger after he broke a picture frame over my head and beat me with a piece of broken wood with nails in it and i ended up winning the fight and breaking his nose.

after the fight he gave me a very real evenflow ddt and my friends nearly called the hospital.

Kinda weird you guys would give me shit, i thought a fondness for senseless violence was part of the fun of the hobby.

i guess you guys like to sit on sofa eating cheetos and talk smack to randoms on the interbutt.

Dr. Henry E. Miller
05-06-2011, 11:07 PM
stop working so goddamned stiff and you wont look like a mouthy 50's housewife all the time

TheRealDubya
05-06-2011, 11:30 PM
This thread was bad idea.

xSwamiJayx
05-06-2011, 11:36 PM
Kinda weird you guys would give me shit, i thought a fondness for senseless violence was part of the fun of the hobby.


Welcome to Hisstank.com, you must be new here... ;)

I saw your first post, and I was like, "Dude, why so angry?" but then I saw the backyard wrestling post and I was like, "Oh, that makes sense."

But yeah, whatever. Haters gonna hate. Me? I want video.

stop working so goddamned stiff and you wont look like a mouthy 50's housewife all the time

Then again, this is funny.

This thread was bad idea.

99% of the Tank is a bad idea.

sg3
05-07-2011, 01:06 AM
Definitely going in the wrong direction. I thought it would be neat to see if people could create themselves in figure form. Most of these customs on here are wonderful art work and a lot of time,thought, and talent went into them. I found it is harder to do a replica of yourself than it is to come up with one out of the blue.

Weezus
05-07-2011, 03:14 AM
Definitely going in the wrong direction. I thought it would be neat to see if people could create themselves in figure form. Most of these customs on here are wonderful art work and a lot of time,thought, and talent went into them. I found it is harder to do a replica of yourself than it is to come up with one out of the blue.

LOL

im having fun with it. haters gonna hate. butts gonna hurt.

its a great thread idea. i love seeing how people want to immortalize themselves in plastic.

what we are doing now is what royalty of ancient cultures would have slaughtered nations to achieve and we get to do it for about ten bucks give or take... haha

fhersanke
05-07-2011, 03:24 AM
LOL

im having fun with it. haters gonna hate. butts gonna hurt.

its a great thread idea. i love seeing how people want to immortalize themselves in plastic.

what we are doing now is what royalty of ancient cultures would have slaughtered nations to achieve and we get to do it for about ten bucks give or take... haha


your figure is awesome man pretty accurate , hope soon i can find a figure that looks like me , by the way whats your wrestler name ???

Weezus
05-07-2011, 03:26 AM
your figure is awesome man pretty accurate , hope soon i can find a figure that looks like me , by the way whats your wrestler name ???

weezus christ. lol.

i had to stop doing it because i suffered a ridiculously bad concussion that im pretty sure left me actually insane. im still waiting to see if the weird stops. yeah... my last battle was with a car. spent two months in bed hallucinating the craziest shit you would believe.

more information than you asked for but im pretty drunk. haha

its also only fake to the point that we dont intentionall try to kill eachother.

it gets gruesome. we try to kill eachother for real. but we always laughing and buddies after the fight.

i got all the fingernails on my right hand broken off trying to beat a guy with a closet door.

by backyard i mean usually in a house. we fuck shit up.

heres something for these nerds to make fun of.

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/112/a2e42a932e8e4b0c8f514879808cee31/l.jpg

those are bite marks from a naked bitch i had dancing around. lol

well and assorted bruises scars and cigarette burns from other shit.

it was insane hardcore.

fhersanke
05-07-2011, 03:30 AM
weezus christ. lol.

i had to stop doing it because i suffered a ridiculously bad concussion that im pretty sure left me actually insane. im still waiting to see if the weird stops. yeah... my last battle was with a car. spent two months in bed hallucinating the craziest shit you would believe.

more information than you asked for but im pretty drunk. haha

its also only fake to the point that we dont intentionall try to kill eachother.

it gets gruesome. we try to kill eachother for real. but we always laughing and buddies after the fight.

to be honest thats a pretty original way to live your life

Weezus
05-07-2011, 03:36 AM
to be honest thats a pretty original way to live your life

yeah i got straight zeroes in school and did whatever i wanted.

i got ten grand in the bank and get paid 100 an hour.

i also added another picture of me all fucked up to the last one.

i have every type of burn bruise laceration and bite mark imaginable.

last time i tried to count my scars i stopped at seventy something.

im a pretty dope painter and have made thousands doing that shit.


i can see how i look like a dumbass totally. but it paid off. when you try to make money you are selling yourself.
and when you do crazy enough shit you dont need a highschool diploma. haha

also i am really sorry i am drunk as piss.

fhersanke
05-07-2011, 03:42 AM
yeah i got straight zeroes in school and did whatever i wanted.

i got ten grand in the bank and get paid 100 an hour.

i also added another picture of me all fucked up to the last one.

i have every type of burn bruise laceration and bite mark imaginable.

last time i tried to count my scars i stopped at seventy something.

im a pretty dope painter and have made thousands doing that shit.


i can see how i look like a dumbass totally. but it paid off. when you try to make money you are selling yourself.
and when you do crazy enough shit you dont need a highschool diploma. haha

also i am really sorry i am drunk as piss.


dude u know a figure that works for my custom

Weezus
05-07-2011, 04:12 AM
dude u know a figure that works for my custom

HAHA totally does...

KingBiohazerd
05-07-2011, 04:18 AM
Cool custom

Weezus
05-07-2011, 04:44 AM
dude u know a figure that works for my custom

oh shit, you asking me what custom works for you. i thought those were two different people and i was thinking wow, perfect match.

yeah like i said im drunk...

uhhh... well i used a crappy movie duke head for my custom.

just get a head that hits the closest shape of your own noggin and then sculpt it to look accurate. it helps if you overexxagerate [<--too drunk to spell that correcltly i know the spelling usually] the features.

the thing is, you have to paint the details and maybe sculpt a bit to fit the features.

if you can make it accurate from like four feet away it's a success. the thing about any custom is it has to look good from a distance. it's like a painting. you have to take a step back and look at it and see if you can recognize it.

when youre working with such a tiny medium you have to make it pop out.

if you cant sculpt or paint... id go for breaker's head.

you can use almost any head and get good results if you can paint well enough. the shading and stuff can look fine from a reasonable display distance.

my pics came from a web cam. but mine look pretty accurate with duke heads on a variety of my friends because you can subtly influence the sculpt with shading on the paint.

aghhh... i just typed a bunch. sorry again. i dont know what im doing. haha

fireflyed
05-07-2011, 01:41 PM
yeah i got straight zeroes in school and did whatever i wanted.

i got ten grand in the bank and get paid 100 an hour.

i also added another picture of me all fucked up to the last one.

i have every type of burn bruise laceration and bite mark imaginable.

last time i tried to count my scars i stopped at seventy something.

im a pretty dope painter and have made thousands doing that shit.


i can see how i look like a dumbass totally. but it paid off. when you try to make money you are selling yourself.
and when you do crazy enough shit you dont need a highschool diploma. haha

also i am really sorry i am drunk as piss.

What kind of insurance do you have?

sg3
05-07-2011, 09:24 PM
Weezus, you're hilarious :) Just don't get banged around too much anymore.

TK1945
05-07-2011, 09:39 PM
You're a crazy Mofo Weezus! lol!

Here's my attempt at a self custom.
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/tkalvis/TK1945GIJoe.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/tkalvis/GIBILL-1.jpg

Weezus
05-07-2011, 09:59 PM
What kind of insurance do you have?

blue cross, full coverage.

only used it twice and it was for a car wreck i got in back on my birthday.

i party hard. haha

ilikeadajoes
05-07-2011, 11:08 PM
Why, oh why did I waste five minutes paging through this thread? Backyard Rasslin'? Cigarette burns? $100 per hour?
God dammit...

Weezus
05-07-2011, 11:14 PM
Why, oh why did I waste five minutes paging through this thread? Backyard Rasslin'? Cigarette burns? $100 per hour?
God dammit...

thats exactly my thought process after reading ANYTHING on this forum. lol

Unclassified
05-07-2011, 11:18 PM
You're a crazy Mofo Weezus! lol!

Here's my attempt at a self custom.
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/tkalvis/TK1945GIJoe.jpg
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o311/tkalvis/GIBILL-1.jpg

sick..


these are all sick.. well the ones we seen comparison shots of..

Wilhelm
05-08-2011, 12:11 AM
Cool figs guys. Oh, are those true BDUs from your military experience or just for fun?

TK1945
05-08-2011, 02:00 AM
Cool figs guys. Oh, are those true BDUs from your military experience or just for fun?

That photo of me was taken in Kuwait right before deploying into Iraq (2005). We switched to the Army Combat Uniforms about 6 months in. I still wore the desert BDUs most of the time since you would sweat your balls off in the new stuff.