Bin Laden extraction team

[Viper217]

I just got an idea of doing a Joe team based on the events of Bin Ladens capture.

Who would you roll into that one?

Helicopter Pilots: Wild Bill in the Dragonfly, and Lift-Ticket in the Tomohawk.

Sgt. Slaughter leading the charge and scooping up the remains into a ditty bag. An itty bitty ditty bag!

Airborne, Torpedo, Roadblock, Dusty, Footloose, Lowlight, Lifeline (This time he carries a pistol for real), Crazylegs, Falcon, Mercer, Red Dog, Taurus, Shockwave, Muskrat, Storm Shadow (V2), and Stalker.

I am sure everyone has an idea, post anything you come up with.

[Troynos]

To be accurate the team would be:

Torpedo, Wet-Suit, Tracker, Wet-Down and Shipwreck

It was a SEaL team afterall..

[Bombardier]

To be accurate the team would be:

Torpedo, Wet-Suit, Tracker, Wet-Down and Shipwreck

It was a SEaL team afterall..

seal team plus a CIA strike unit together. Along with the above, I'd add some Steel Brigade troopers with various heads to be the CIA unit.

Just make sure it's the new GIJCC version of Wetsuit.

[Kintar]

No beachhead? I know it's said that it was SEALs but I love the beachhead char and would think he would be used if I made one. It would be nice to know what rifles were used in that operation.

[Troynos]

seal team plus a CIA strike unit together. Along with the above, I'd add some Steel Brigade troopers with various heads to be the CIA unit.

Just make sure it's the new GIJCC version of Wetsuit.

Right. The PIT Commando figure would make a good base to make the rest of the SEaL team out of, and be able to keep a consistent look with Wet-Suit.

[Gun-Haver]

Can I get an "America, F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!!"

[fireflyguy]

They'd arrive in a Tomahawk.

[Syn3sthesia]

No no no...

Duke, Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. The usual suspects/pegwarmers

[RolandofGilead]

No no no...

Duke, Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. The usual suspects/pegwarmers

So Arctic Destro was involved?

[sbartek1974]

No no no...

Duke, Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. The usual suspects/pegwarmers

I'd have to throw Chuckles in there. You know he brought the whole thing down. He was the inside guy.

[Syn3sthesia]

So Arctic Destro was involved?

He was chilling in the back.

I'd have to throw Chuckles in there. You know he brought the whole thing down. He was the inside guy.

Ah yess!

[Tracker]

To be accurate the team would be:

Torpedo, Wet-Suit, Tracker, Wet-Down and Shipwreck

It was a SEaL team afterall..

That one sounds good to me :D

[samantha]

so arctic destro was involved?

lol :)

[Viper217]

Nah man Zartan blew the whistle to collect the reward after an arms deal with Scrap Iron went bad!

I'd have to throw Chuckles in there. You know he brought the whole thing down. He was the inside guy.

[navigator]

Team america

Its about time we see people in the streets proud to be american again I hope it spreads to every major city in america

[Viper217]

Nah man Zartan blew the whistle to collect the reward after an arms deal with Scrap Iron went bad!

Headman and Cesspool were used as human shields.

[GI Guppy the third]

I prefer the idea that Mainframe found him after OBL logged into his PSN account.

[ChaplainAsst]

Duke would be the CIA man - at least, according to the DDP version of things. Maybe Claymore too.

[TTT]

Fast Draw for everything.

[Shipwreck]

To be accurate the team would be:

Torpedo, Wet-Suit, Tracker, Wet-Down and Shipwreck

It was a SEaL team afterall..

This and no other. And use the tomahawk, launched from the U.S.S. Flagg, flown by Lift Ticket
::gives a knowing glance to Tracker with a grin::

[robear281]

I prefer the idea that Mainframe found him after OBL logged into his PSN account.

I thought that was him i was playing against...

[MazinAzn]

Everything that Osama Hates:

-Duke (Typical American Boy Scout)
-Scarlett (A Redheaded Woman who has a job and can do manly things)
-Sgt. Slaughter (He beat up the Iron Shiek in WWF)
-Chuckles (CIA Agent and has that Hawaiian shirt)
-Clutch (Jewish)
-Quick Kick (Doesn't wear a shirt)
-Lady Jaye (Woman who can throw javelines)
-Flint (Mistakes him for being French because of the beret)
-Lifeline (Pacifist)
-Shipwreck (He just doesn't shut up...)

[Bombardier]

and DialTone, at least FEMALE DialTone coordinates the attack and relays information.

[Hmheggins2000]

Torpedo, Wetsuit, Shipwreck, Tracker seals
Flint Warrant officer/ but I think he is really CIA
Claymore cia

Those would officially fit in the 11 man team. The Joes have a limited numbers of Cia & Seals

[hahoo3]

no joes could compete w/ the Real S.E.A.L. Team that took out that piece of shit!!

[Tanksmasher]

I just got an idea of doing a Joe team based on the events of Bin Ladens capture.

Who would you roll into that one?

Helicopter Pilots: Wild Bill in the Dragonfly, and Lift-Ticket in the Tomohawk.

Sgt. Slaughter leading the charge and scooping up the remains into a ditty bag. An itty bitty ditty bag!

Airborne, Torpedo, Roadblock, Dusty, Footloose, Lowlight, Lifeline (This time he carries a pistol for real), Crazylegs, Falcon, Mercer, Red Dog, Taurus, Shockwave, Muskrat, Storm Shadow (V2), and Stalker.

I am sure everyone has an idea, post anything you come up with.
Was he actually "captured" first?

[trooper2901]

Lowlight.........one shot, one kill................lol=)

[Mech-Viper]

somehow if the joes are involved , OBL trys to escape with a blanket and basket over his head and destro flys away in a fang

[doc_mccoy]

I was kidding my wife last night that it was the Joes who brought Osama to justice but then got to thinking....maybe the Joes ARE real. Think about it, what better disinformation than putting your team in a comic book and in cartoons and childrens toys? No one would ever give a second thought to GI JOE being a real Black OP unit! I believe in them!

No doubt it was Wild Bill and Crazy Legs flying the choppers.

Strike team had to be Wet Suit, Shippy, and the other Seals on the team.

Duke lead the CIA operations intel, and Chuckles totally was the inflitrate on the whole bunch of those sand loving mothers.

You put Low Light on the .50 cal for long distance support and Ace flying high over head for air support in the skystriker.

I wanna put snake eyes and stalker in there for recon earlier in the operation.

And when the order from President Obama was given, the red phone in the Pit rang and General Hawk told every one "the bird is in the next"...."Lets roll Joes!"

Thats how it happens in my Joe fantasy world! I say we put him on the USS Flagg and strap a Bible and a picture of the rubble of the Towers and dump his ass over the side in an undisclosed location with Toby Keith rockin in the back ground.

Remember...we'll put a boot in your ass, its the american way! And by boot in your ass, I mean bullet in your face!

The Joes are REAL!

Doc

[shawn]

they would use urban assult weapon, which right now in the armed forces would be the M-4 assult riffle. which is the smaller version of the M-16 riffle

[JoeMama]

Lowlight..
that is all.

[JoeMama]

OR!

Snake Eyes.
Let's be real.
Thats' all you'd need.

[NCR_Ranger92]

Im just glad the son of a bitch is dead.

AMERICA F@#K YEAH

Please excuse me while I go to rock out on that song.

[JoeMama]

I just like watchin' Obama kick that door in triplet..

[Viper217]

Captured before a few clips were emptied into his corpse. You know the real life Joes who were on the trigger made us proud and would not let him out in the condition of anything less than ground beef.


Was he actually "captured" first?

[SITHLOU33]

Extraction team!?! You mean execution team.

[sbartek1974]

Headman and Cesspool were used as human shields.

According to the news, Zarana was the human shield. That freaking coward.

[PitViper]

To make this Joe accurate...a team of Joes goes in to rescue a captured Duke and...

Torpedo and Wet-Suit no doubt.

Stalker, Snake Eyes and Beachhead.

Wild Bill gets em in and out.

[viper540]

Lowlight shot him in his eye

[luigi]

why is this thread in the fan flicks?

[CrimsonGuard101]

I am gonna go with Icecreme solider *theres always room for BBQ and Ice creme on a raid in Pakistan), Sgt. Slaughter, and General Flagg out of retirment...

[Viper217]

OK so if it were a Cobra team who would be in.

I am thinking Firefly leading some EEL's Night and Alley Vipers.

[Scroll142]

Chuckles should be in there somewhere

[NCR_Ranger92]

can i get an "america, f*ck yeah!!!!!!!!"

america, f**k yeah!!!!!!!!

[Lokash]

Fumbles took the kill shot!

[Night Viper 143]

The official numbers laid out like this:

It was 24 seals, 2 helicopters, for insertion.
With an additional 20 Seals on standby in case things went loopy. GI Joe doesn't have nearly enough Seals or Navy to go around so you guys can have a ball trying to make that one work.

Eyewitness reports in the paper said 6 helo's total, but I'm not sure it would take that many. Certainly another two for the back up unit.

CIA provided the intel... My shipmates provided the kill.

GO NAVY!

[Flint4107]

I'd have to throw Chuckles in there. You know he brought the whole thing down. He was the inside guy.

You know it, he's the best under cover agent in history! He has to be, how else would a blond haired, blue eyed white guy infiltrate a group of middle easterners deep enough to get the whereabouts of the West's most wanted war criminal.

Unless Leslie Nielsen isn't really dead and that was part of his cover, Frank Drebin was the only other who could have pulled it off.

[kjl2381]

Uh... You mean Bin Laden's Execution team. Trash is taken out, not collected.

[Starfighter]

It doesn't matter who they put on the team as all Joes are Elite Special Forces. They could all get the job done. If I had to choose though based on their file cards:


S.E.A.L.s
• Torpedo (SEAL, Navy SEAL)
• Wet-Suit (SEAL, Navy SEAL)
• Shipwreck (Navy SEAL)
• Tracker (Navy SEAL)
• Wet Down (Navy SEAL, covert Naval operations)

Ranger/Green Beret
• Stalker (Ranger, tundra Ranger)
• Duke (Ranger)
• Sidetrack (Ranger)
• Beach Head (Ranger, special operations weapons sergeant)
• Falcon (green beret)
• Flint (warrant officer special forces)
• Drop Zone (special forces advisor)
• Hollow Point (range officer)
• Dr. Link Talbot (special operations)

Covert Ops
• Snake Eyes (commando, covert mission specialist)
• Mutt (covert operations specialist)
• Lady Jaye (covert operations, covert operations specialist)
• Claymore (covert operations, anti-terrorist specialist)
• Ambush (concealment specialist)

Rotary-Wing Pilots
• Lift-Ticket (Tomahawk pilot, rotary wing aircraft pilot, Ghost HAWK pilot, VTOL And V/STOL pilot)
• Airborne (helicopter assault trooper, helicopter gunship gunner)
• Wild Bill (helicopter pilot, Air Cavalry Scout, Sonic Apache pilot, Aero-Scout, rotary wing aircraft pilot)
• Major Altitude (Battle Copter pilot)

Command
• Hawk (G.I. Joe commander, Armor-Tech commander, strategic command operations, general)
• Keel-Haul (admiral, command, Naval Command general staff)
• Sgt. Slaughter (Slaughter's Marauders commander)
• General Flagg (G.I. Joe general, chief strategic commander)
• Colonel Courage (strategic commander)

[rdblock]

Stalker, Beach Head, Snakeyes,RoadBlock, Flint, Mercer

[qwe]

Best thread ever!

Simply put these are the joes that we don't even know there code names. A secret group beyond regular SF.
Super Joes if you will.

[Lifeline 71]

Here's my team:
Falcon-team leader
Torpedo
Tracker
Wet Suit
Shipwreck
Stalker
SE
Scarlett
Beach Head
Spirit
Low Light
Shockwave
Lifeline
Dial Tone
Mainframe

[Viper217]

This was not called execution it was called retirement.

[SDawg]

The OBL they killed was an impersonator called Zandar. The real OBL was a car salesman in Saudi Arabia and is now a Commander for his own terrorist group LoL
But as a back up group for the Joe Seal team, I would go for:
Stalker
Leatherneck
HitnRun
Muskrat
Tunnelrat
Footloose

[luigi]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/matt_the_jumper/osama_bin_laden_as_jihad_joe.jpg
this kinda fails but still is funny

[OSOK]

Bolo, Chuck Norris and Steven Segal

[Viper217]

Awesome!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e74/matt_the_jumper/osama_bin_laden_as_jihad_joe.jpg
this kinda fails but still is funny

[Night Viper 143]

Deep Six, Wet-Suit, Torpedo, Tracker,

Beach Head, Dusty, Snake Eyes, Scarlett, Stalker, Falcon

Dial tone, Tunnel Rat, Gung Ho, Leatherneck, Shockwave, Mutt and Junkyard, and Muskra

Outback and Chuckles...

Oh and Quick Kick for comic relief.

yeah, that should about do up anybody.

[Flint071]

they would use urban assult weapon, which right now in the armed forces would be the M-4 assult riffle. which is the smaller version of the M-16 riffle

There's a lot of other weaponry out there that Seal's employ. Sort of doubt all of them were rocking the M4.